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TNA rang in November with another live episode of Impact wrestling featuring Open Fight Night. Here are my thoughts as things happened
Still not right not to hear Mike Tenay or Taz to start the
show.
We start the show with Joseph Park in the ring. I really REALLY like this character and it
shows how much of a character this man is.
I miss Abyss but after all the abuse he has taken there is nothing wrong
with this. Plus his facial expressions
are amazing. Joseph reminds us that he
is a man and that because of loophole he can challenge someone to a fight on
Open Fight Night. I think next open
fight night I am going to challenge Christy Hemme to a fight! Time for Park vs. an Aces and Eight member
but 4 members come out. Out comes the
cyborg, as Hogan called him, Kurt Angle who gets abused until Sting comes out
and out goes Aces and Eight. Sting says we are going to get to see a member
when they rip the mask off.
Wow Christian York looks JACKED!
I love Tara but who is this putz they put her with? Some moron from Big Brother…really? Still not as bad as that horrible 3MB segment
from Raw.
Next open fight night challenge is going to be Magnus and
Samoa Joe for the TV title. He is
calling him out because Joe isn’t the correct image. Really?
Not because he wants the title.
*sigh* TNA doing some fund
raising for the victims of Sandy. Good
cause. Magnus grabbed a wrench and
knocked out Joe to continue their feud.
Not much really here as it was just to continue their feud. I wanted another Joe squash.
Yay Hogan is on my screen and its Kurt Angle and Devon at
Turning Point. Wes Brisco and Garrett
Bischoff are backing up Kurt tonight.
Hell I could have been down there to help and I think I am more
intimidating then those two.
Magnus made a mistake apparently….that is what Joe is
telling us and he is going to kill Magnus.
For the record A Double might be the DUMBEST nickname in
wrestling. I dig Austin Aries but often
turn off the commentary because of that horrible nickname. Now time for Jeff Hardy to do a voiceover
about A Double while painting his face.
Kazarian and Daniels heading to the ring and that is a good
thing and they have mics which is even better!
Remember when Kaz wouldn’t cut his hair in WWE, yeah most don’t. They are teasing that they are going to call
out Chavo and Hernandez but it is the Spanish announce team. Hector Guerrero and someone named Willie
Urbina. Wow Mexican American made the
save. So far not a great show. Time for a video on Christian York.
For the Gut Check it will be Christian York and Zima
Ion. This could be good. Wow York looks OLD! York looks like the old GWF Chris Walker. This has been a little sloppy but most X
Division matches are. Ion with the win
with Submission Impossible which wasn’t a surprised. Aries is interviewed and goes into Robbie E
and Robbie T’s locker room.
I really hate the Sonic commercials with the morons in the
car.
Time for a brawl with Angle, Sting, Bully Ray and Garrett
between Aces and Eights and Sting threatens to take a mask off but
doesn’t. I don’t get it! Now ODB is calling out Jesse or whatever his
name is. At least Taryn Terrell is in
the ring! Tara is as tall as Jesse. Reminds me of that quote from George on
Seinfeld…oh never mind. This match has
been horrible and is now spanking Jesse.
Jesse wins after Tara distracts ODB and good grief that was bowling shoe
ugly. So far this show has been a step
back from recent weeks in my opinion.
The Professor is now at the table and here comes Robbie E and T and some
amazing sweaters! Time for a rematch
from the Bound for Glory series as Robbie E takes on Jeff Hardy. Not surprisingly Jeff wins and Aries comes
out to mouth off and Jeff sets up a ladder.
Ladder match now at Turning Point.
Wow Matt Morgan just took the cape that Hogan wore at Shea
Stadium at his store opening. Matt
should be in the main event not in some stupid ass angle with Hogan. Now James Storm is back begging to Hogan for
a chance. Really!
Bobby Roode is out and he is complaining that he is getting
screwed once again. Here comes AJ Styles
and hopefully he leaves his shirt on so we don’t have to see those horrible
tattoos. Wow Styles just took a shot at
WWE and the use of photos and whatnot in an angle. Roode says no to a fight but attacks AJ. Oh great here comes Hogan with the
Cowboy. Turning Point is going see
Styles vs. Roode vs. Storm and the winner is the number one contender and the
loser can’t get another shot until Bound for Glory next year.
Here comes Joey Ryan and Matt Morgan. An interesting duo. Morgan has the robe on that he stole for the
Hulkster. Wow he just dropped an ‘S’
bomb on live TV! I like it. Joey just said he avoids VD’s but he is
calling out R-VD. Its RVD and Joey Ryan!
I think the match lasted three minutes as Joey gets the win
after Morgan pulled Ryan out of the way of a 5 Star. Morgan then laid out RVD with the Carbon
Footprint.
Next week it’ll be Styles and Roode one on one and it is
main event time. Team 3D collides once
again as Bully Ray, yes a face Bully Ray, takes on Brother Devon. Wow Devon looks amazing. Both Dudley’s (can I say that) have gotten
into amazing shape in the last year. Big
surprise, a table is in the ring already.
Here comes more members of Aces and Eights. I think there are 9 members for 30 or 60
seconds and finally here comes TNA and we have WCW and the nWo fighting….er TNA
and Aces and Eights. Thank god Chavo
Guerrero is out there to protect Bully!
He created lying and cheating and stealing if you didn’t know that
(jackass). Joseph Park has hit the
ring! I really dig him but he is getting
stomped down…and the mask comes off! IT
IS LUKE GALLOWS! “An enforcer for some
of the biggest names in the sport” as the Professor says. Park through the table and we are off the
air.
Random Thoughts:
As I mentioned at some point above this show seemed to
really be a step backwards for TNA.
The angle with Tara, who has always been one of my favorite
female performers, is just horrible.
They hype for he Hollywood boyfriend for it to end up being this guy
from a second rate reality show just fell short.
The begging of Hogan for a chance makes me sick each
week. Hogan really shouldn’t be on TV
this much. A GM or whatever should be
used in one segment may be two but Hogan gets too much play. I respect the Hulkster but it is too
much. I was writing this part and out
comes Hogan again. Really too much.
Matt Morgan is once again being wasted in this angle with
Hogan and Joey Ryan. Morgan is a monster
should be pushed as one. I would have
destroy everyone from Jeff Hardy to Aces and Eight. No talking, even though he is a good promo,
just destruction. Throw in announces and
backstage people. Doesn’t matter, just
have him destroy everyone for a few months and then explain why. The promo he cut this week should have been
done in a few months after he decimated the roster and crew. Well take out the stupid robe part.
RVD and Joey Ryan get about 3 minutes and Jesse and ODB get
probably 8. Something wrong with that
picture guys. Makes me wonder if giving
RVD the belt is a way to keep him around as it is reported his contract ends
sometime in the first quarter of 2013.
Bully Ray was on the verge of being the best heel in the
business and he is now a face. Hopefully
he turns on TNA at some point but I really don’t think so. I get the feeling that they don’t know who
the leader of Aces and Eights will be.
Results:
Samoa Joe defeated Magnus by DQ
Zima Ion defeated Christian York
Jesse defeated ODB
Joey Ryan defeated RVD
Bully Ray and Devon fought to a no contest
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