2020/12/18

Book Review: DEVOLUTION by Max Brooks

 


Good morning, good afternoon, good evening....whenever it is you have found this entry.   Today, 2020-12-18, I finished the lastest book from Max Brooks, Devolution.  

As the ash and chaos from Mount Rainier’s eruption swirled and finally settled, the story of the Greenloop massacre has passed unnoticed, unexamined . . . until now. The journals of resident Kate Holland, recovered from the town’s bloody wreckage, capture a tale too harrowing—and too earth-shattering in its implications—to be forgotten. In these pages, Max Brooks brings Kate’s extraordinary account to light for the first time, faithfully reproducing her words alongside his own extensive investigations into the massacre and the legendary beasts behind it. Kate’s is a tale of unexpected strength and resilience, of humanity’s defiance in the face of a terrible predator’s gaze, and, inevitably, of savagery and death.

Sounds interesting. right?  From here on out expect spoilers


The story is that of a town cut off from society both on purpose and by natural disaster.  A perfect island to itself with deliveries from the homeland... until those deliveries don't come anymore.  Cut off from everything the town of people not prepared to fend for itself does...until a foe even worse than a volcano comes to their doorstep...and it has teeth, empty stomaches, and very VERY large feet!

A tribe of Bigfoot (Bigfeet?) find some nice easy pray they think but war breaks out.  It is the story of a group of people going from the scared prey to the hunters.  People growing from the fear and into hunters and warriors.

Much like other Max Brook flicks it has pop culture references, well-written realistic dialog/thoughts and even a few laughs.  It takes a while for the book to get its feet under itself...so to speak and no pun intended.  It has a nice build but I found it went just slightly too long before the true danger showed up.  It felt like Jaws, where you go just that bit too long without the shark.  The build, once the danger is, is done so well and at times I could feel my own heart pounding as things happened and at one point wanted to scream at the book like people do horror movies!  "DON'T GO IN THERE!"

It got to the point where I even had my own bigfoot attack dream which is not something my brain does very often so well done!  The final battle was so well done that I read it twice.  It is so cinematic in its descriptions that I could picture it all and had to read it twice.  Hell, even at the slow points, I could re-read this book right now and not be disappointed.  

If you want a well written book that is a diary format with interview cut in (and damn Max can write an "interview") pick this up!

2020-12-17 Main Event

 


Good morning, good afternoon, good evening....whenever it is you have found this entry.  Today, 2020-12-18, I am checking out last nights WWE Main Event.  We are going into TLC this week so I expect a big push!
  • 45 time champion?  Really?  That is it?
  • I liked it when they put up subtitles for Truth's rapping
  • If it was not for this title would Truth still be employed?
  • A bouncy castle?
  • Orton and Wyatt, two of the best promos going today!
  • I know I hated this version of Bray early on but I love it!  I love the crazy Bray and evil Fiend.  Everything about it 
  • Bray's old rocking chair?  
  • Why does Randy constantly burn all of Bray's nice things?
  • Why is no one stopping Randy?  He is trying to kill a man!
  • I love the use of the Mandible Claw, my second favorite hold after the Cross Face Chicken Wing
  • Why did they change Lacey back to this character after the empowering women character at Mania?
  • I hate and love Lacey's trunks at the same time
The Truth stuff is goofy but fun and Lacey and Nikki had an okay match.  I am honestly surprised they still do main event, my guess is the Hulu contract is good money!  Overall not worth checking out unless you like Truth, Evans or Cross!

RESULTS
  • Interview:  R-Truth (24/7 Champion) & Drew Gulak
  • 24/7 Match
  • History:  Kevin Owens & Roman Reigns (Universal Champion)
  • History:  Randy Orton & Bray Wyatt & Th Fiend
  • Segment:  Payton Royce & Lacey Evans
  • Nikki Cross def. Lacey Evans
  • History:  Carmella & Sasha Evans (Smackdowns Women's Champion)
  • History:  Drew McIntyre (WWE Champion) & AJ Styles

2020/12/13

2020-12-08 NWA Shockwave Ep. 2


Good morning, good afternoon....good evening whenever it is you have found this entry.  Today, 2020-12-10, I am checking out the latest NWA show Shockwave from Dec. 8th.  I have not really kept up with the NWA during the Pandemic so I am excited to see what is going on.  I really liked what I saw prior to the end of the world so I think I will like this too!
  • Joe Gali's "announcer" voice is kind of annoying
  • No ring entrances....that is weird
  • I do like Kamille, she has a great look
  • Brickhouse is a horrible nickname!
  • CeeCee, as the announcers are calling her, needs to get better ring gear, I do not care to see her ass.  That goes with most women with their asses hanging out
  • That is not a splash in the corner that is an avalanche!  When did we stop that name?
  • Kamille also needs to change her gear slightly in my opinion, she needs more of those gladiator type things that she has some of
  • Those are ugly kicks by Simone, Kamille had her hands up and it was way too obvious
  • Uggg, can we ban the spear from everyone but Roman Reigns for the next five years!
  • I do love me some Aaron Stevens!!
  • No one has changed Watts since 1987 and that was for Bill
  • I wonder why Drake has not been picked up by NXT at this point.  He can talk for sure and is not bad in the ring either
  • I have to say these guys are having a really good match and Watts is holding his own
  • Interesting using the fallaway slam when he is not a power guy it seems
  • I like the idea of working on Drakes back and he is doing it well
  • I like the camera men with masks
  • I know some people do not like the ramp up to the ring but I always have.  
  • I do not know who these announcers are but I am willing to be a lot of people have powerslammed Watts
  • Watts is almost 7 feet tall?  Really?
  • Nice sitout chokeslam but that should only be used as a finisher
  • No follow up to that match between Drake and Watts?
  • Will Kelly pull out a bloody tampon do you think?  
  • Uggg, I hate Kelly's gear
  • Wait Kelly was at home crying because of a six-month injury?  I thought she said 6 years!
  • I hate random somersaults and flips in matches
  • Seriously did Kelly's gear get lost so she is wrestling in her Lingerie?  
  • I am very impressed with these two even with Kellys questionable past and gear choices
  • Is there an official in this match?  They have been on the outside for what feels like five minutes!
A really good show.  I like the presentation with the wrestlers starting in the ring, while the entrances are interesting right now without the audience why have it?  I think all of the matches were a little long.  Kamille should have destroyed CeeCee/Simone (why were they calling her both names?).  I am talking Goldberg like.  That is how she should be booked till she challenges Thunder Rosa for the title.  Drake and Watts, while fine for what it was went long too as I said above Drake just is not sympathetic since we know his persona.  Lastly, the Main event just went on forever!  Both women worked very hard and were very good in the ring it needed to lose about half the match.  And then for it to end the way it did move wise....that is the problem with modern wrestling.  They do everything they do in the match and then a simple modified slam is the finish?  But overall a very solid show and I am being a bit picky to be honest.  

Results
  • Kamille def. Simone Sherie
  • Interview:  Aaron Stevens (NWA National Champion)
  • Eli Drake def. Watts
  • Interview:  Priscilla Kelly
  • Thunder Rosa (NWA Womans Champion) def. Priscilla Kelly for the Title

2020/12/08

Classic Wrestling Review: 1994-02-05 SMW


Good morning, good afternoon, good evening....whenever it is you have found this entry.  Today, because I am in a shitty mood, I am watching some good old school wrestling in Smoky Mountain.

  • I am not a fan of the Moondogs...also I do not get why this is allowed
  • Has Corny ever explained that
  • I guess they are just always DQ'd per Bob but still stupid but it is what the Dogs have been doing at this point for twentyish years
  • I was never a fan of the Harris Boys....well except maybe as Creative Control in WCW because it fit
  • Why doesn't Terry have his ECW title?
  • I think I said this last time but what is Dory wearing?
  • Also, I thought Terry was fighting the Bullet not Bob Armstrong
  • I love these old school promos.  No back and forth and fake sound verbiage.  Just a guy saying he is going to beat another guy
  • Bobby Blaze...I think the first time I have seen him in SMW.  I remember him in three or four years later on WCWSN
  • Those are awful trunks by Blaze!
  • I like that he was on the balls of his feet to help keep Keys down
  • Did Candido just throw ice water on Tracey?  Weird!
  • I do miss Dirty Dutch.  He was always so damn good
  • DWB made you believe what he was saying
  • Candido was so smooth
  • Not quite the Cactus Jack elbow drop by Candido there
  • It is too bad Smothers never got a good run nationally
  • You cannot use a piledriver damn it Candido!  THAT IS ILLEGAL!
  • I like that they are making this seem like a serious thing.  Now a piledriver is the opening move on the floor and 30 seconds later the guy is doing a dive onto ten people who are just standing there waiting for it
  • Tammy did not quite have that swagger yet that she had later as Sunny
  • Prime Time was kind of chubby in the face
  • Corny is always so damn good
  • THIS IS NOT KELLER AND MELTZER!!
  • It is amazing how well the Bodies jived together
  • Dutch is right, Ricky is stupid!
A decent show.  Very promo heavy with Sunday Bloody Sunday coming up a little over a week from then.  I liked the show but not as much as other shows.  Felt very much like a place holder show aside from the main event.  I could watch those two teams every day and twice on Sunday!

RESULTS
  • Jason West/Jeff Victory def. Moondog Rex/Moondog Spot 
  • Segment:  Ron Harris & Don Harris
  • Segment:  Terry Funk & Dory Funk Jr. 
  • Segment:  The Bullet
  • Upcoming Show:  Tammy Finch/Jim Cornette
  • Bobby Blaze def. Brian Keys
  • Interview:  Tracey Smothers
  • Down and Dirty:  Dirty White Boy & Dirty White Girl
  • Segment:  Ron White
  • Robbie Eagle def. Chris Candido (Beat the Champ/US Junior Heavyweight Champion) for the Beat the Champ title
  • Tracey Smothers def. Chris Candido via DQ
  • Music Video:  Tammy Finch
  • Interview:  Tammy Finch & Brian Lee (SMW Heavyweight Champion)
  • Upcoming Show:  Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson/Dirty White Boy & Dirty White Girl
  • Segment:  Mike Furnas & Doug Furnas
  • Interview:  Jim Cornette & Jimmy Del Ray & Tom Prichard (SMW Tag Team Titles)
  • Jimmy Del Ray/Tom Prichard (SMW Tag Team Titles) def. Ricky Morton/Robert Gibson via DQ

2020/12/01

1994-02-05 WCW Power Hour


Good morning, good afternoon, good evening....whenever it is you found this entry.  Once again we are going back to 1994, this time to the Power Hour edition from Feburary 5th.  Will we get a follow up on the Thunderdome match being postponed?  Let's go to the tape!
  • Bischoff and Flair?  WHAT THE FUCK?  This was a drastic change in hosts
  • Vader shoved the hell out of Ricky Steamboat!
  • The Red Rooster is going to beat up Barry Goldberg....balls
  • Taylor vs. Austin on Saturday Night?  Yes please!
  • I do not remember Terry wrestling this late in his career, so odd
  • Sugar Daddy almost looks like Ice Train.  He is a big man
  • Dibacco is not a small man either!  
  • I love that they have to make stuff up to cover up the fact that this match was taped prior to the unmasking on Saturday Night
  • Road Dogg sure knew how to pick his trunks in 1994!
  • I think both of these guys are vastly underrated.  The Godwinns are guilty pleasures
  • Goof?  Vader?  Good grief you are going to get hurt very bad
  • How do you not like Fried Chicken Bischoff?
  • Pillman will pay for what he did to Col Parker!
  • I was never a fan of Pillman, just never did it for me.  Not sure why because he was good but was always missing something for my taste
  • Is that the worst "Indian War Dance" ever done in wrestling?
  • I think I said this when this aired on Worldwide but this proves that Regal is one of the best ever with him making you believe Norris might win
  • Sting vs. Regal on WCWSN?  Well I am looking forward to that show now!
I hate that the Power Hour is just Worldwide with new announcers but it is a good show.  I am really enjoying 1994 honestly....well aside from ECW thus far.  WCW has the best in-ring action.  SMW has the best angles and promos.  WWF is that warm spot for me because this is when my fandom was really growing for them...plus the Rocket Owen Hart!  USWA is Lawler and that is never a bad thing.  Then there is ECW.  Prove me wrong guys prove me wrong!

RESULTS
  • Recap:  WCW Saturday Night
  • Terry Taylor def. Bill Payne
  • Cactus Jack/Maxx Payne def. Sugar Daddy/Mike Dibacco via Submission
  • Flashback:  Wrestlewar 1989:  Ric Flair def. Ricky Steamboat (WCW World Champion) for the title
  • Tex Slazenger/Shanghai Pierce def. Brian Armstrong/Scott Sandlin
  • Segment:  Ricky Steamboat
  • Brian Pillman def. Bob Cook
  • Superbrawl Control Center:  Brian Knobbs & Jerry Sags (WCW Tag Team Champions/Cactus Jack & Maxx Payne
  • Steven Regal (WCW TV Champion) def. Charlie Norris for the Title