Hello. I am back and this time with another movie review. I'm going to be watching the classic 3 Headed Shark Attack. Over on IMDB it has a rating of 2.8 as of 10/1. It stars Karrueche Tran, Jaason Simmons and Rob Van Dam. "The world's greatest killing machine is three times as deadly when a mutated, three-headed, great white shark threatens a cruise ship. As the shark eats its way from one end of the ship to the next, the passengers fight the deadly predator using anything they can find." I can't wait for another Syfy classic!
- Did she have a mustache?
- No I think it was just a shadow
- What the fuck is that?!?! Is that a real person?
- That is what happens when plastic surgery goes bad I think
- Oh shit a real 3 headed shark, the title didn’t lie
- Gotta wet down your hair before taking off your top, everyone knows that
- Oh she is a porn star, that explains it. For...um...research purposes I looked her up and in the pictures she looks much better
- What kind of swimsuit is that one person wearing?
- Damn! Did that shark just go on land? Is it a land shark? SNL WAS RIGHT!!
- Don’t even hid the fact that you’re doing a shot of the divers ass but then go away from it when you can actually see her ass, thanks TV movie, thanks a lot
- Did that guy just creep her over the video phone?
- So these two are scientist huh? Like Denise Richards in that Bond flick
- Who cast these people? Do I believe any of these are scientist or researchers or anything like that?
- Who cast these people as scientist? Oh the one group is activist, that explains why they look like dirty dirty hippies
- Where is the 3 Headed Shark to end this dialog?
- Where is Rob Van Dam to 5 Star Frog Splash these people to end this dialog
- Did the editor not realize they had the same dialog back to back about the mutations and 4 or 5th specimen?
- Then again I wouldn’t want to watch this either....yet...well I am aren’t I
- Wait....they have a radar and don’t notice a giant shark until now?
- Yes take your glasses off to go topside, you’ve got to do that!
- Why are these people so damn dirty?
- Yes leave the new kids who have been in the base for an hour, I mean he did say stay here so its okay
- Oh my bearded brethren, you should know better then to run toward a “whale”
- The 3 Headed Shark actually doesn’t look as hokey as it sounds
- Kicked it with whales before? Tell me he didn’t just say that
- Now imagine if zombie shark showed up and infected 3 head shark! I SMELL TEAM UP FLICK!
- Earth Pact? What a stupid name. Next you’ll tell me people used Sea Shepards...
- You’ve got to turn the engine on before fucking with the throttle sunshine
- Yes splash as much as you can while swimming out there, sharks don’t like noise if I remember correctly
- So the chick who didn’t want to swim out just decided to swim out? Seriously?
- He is out swimming a shark? Really?
- Do they know how to drive a boat?
- A distraction or suicide run? Do they know what a distraction is?
- Shouldn’t they be swimming toward the boat or moving the boat toward them?
- I’M KING OF THE WORLD!
- Danny Trejo will save the day....wait he usually dies in these flicks...damn
- Where is the Birdemic singer? He should be on this boat singing, it’d be awesome
- The kid in the pink shirt needs to get eaten...please...for me
- Where is RVD damn it?
- I like that the heads fight each other
- Wait? I think I saw his ponytail! We’re saved!
- RVD! RVD! RVD!
- How are these kids falling in the water?
- I KNEW IT! HE SAVED THE DAY!
- Did the shark just go through the boat? Or did he jump onto it then off again
- The shadow is bigger then the boat how did it jump onto it?
- Why am I asking so many questions about 3 Headed Shark Attack?
- Rescue Howard? Really?
- You just came form topside....why did you go down there to start with?
- Did the shark eat everyone else? Does that mean pink shirt kid?
- How did they all get beat up on a boat bouncing around?
- It just pulled a Jaws to sink the boat
- Howard is going to get you all killed!
- When did Maggie change into a bikini or do all scientist wear one under their shirt?
- Oh she used her shirt to fix up his head
- Isn’t this boat sinking and suppose to be at an angle that people can’t walk on hence why buff scientist guy died
- I’d throw Howard into the water as a distraction
- Does Rose Marie not know how a ladder works?
- This is all Howards fault damn it!
- I think I saw this in Reign of Fire
- He is water skiing on a shark! AWESOME!
- Good thing Trejo is in this flick, his part is important
- Oh that shark isn’t going to like all that smoke, he is like a violent Capt. Planet
- Oh that kind of “fishing”
- They’re automatic weapons you morons!
- Smile you son of a b....
- I think these are most comments I’ve made for a movie, is that good or bad?
- How is this flick only 89 minutes? I feel like I’ve had a birthday watching it
- Kill one head two will take its place...wait that is Hydra my bad
- Oh and apparently that is almost true of this awesome shark
- Just get away from the beach, I don’t think it can live on land for a long time
- I think the pontoons are on the other side of the island...since he said that twice now
- Rob Pallatina did the editing for this film and he should ashamed
- Tell me again why they’re leaving the island?
- Oh shit, she just said they’re going to be okay, they’re screwed
- Why are the anchored?
- Why did he swim PASS the ladder?
- Shouldn’t it just grow more heads after its own?
- Wait...he was at garbage island and didn’t do this before but now....oh fuck it why am I trying to figure this out?
Oh good god, nearly 3 pages of shitty thoughts.
My god that was the worst thing I’ve ever seen. DO NOT WATCH THIS! There is seriously nothing “good” about this
movie. I realize it is a Syfy flick but
dear lord they should all be ashamed! I give it 1/10 because it is all I can do! AVOID IT unless you want to see maybe the worse thing ever put on film...and I've watched all four Transformers movies!
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