- Yep, it is a SyFy movie...which means this will be awful on a special scale
- They spent a lot on the music that is for sure!
- At least it isn't two hours long but 85 might be too long
- That was the tamest bar fight ever
- Things are tense with you and your sister living together sis, why don't we all go on vacation together! Guys really are dumb aren't they
- Well that scene was pointless
- Yeah lets play with a dead fish stuck in the mud....gross
- Ah yes, poop jokes!
- I think this is a poor mans Anthony Anderson
- Is that a bikini or bar and panties?
- Good grief, do guy actually like this? Who writes this stuff?
- Looks like it was bitten by something? Genius!
- Worst looking fake shark ever
- Did that shark just eat a man whole? Two people now?
- HNN?
- Wait, how did the shark get a harpon in it?
- Bridget is pretty calm for being covered in blood
- Shouldn't zombie shark be after other zombies?
- How did they get on the military channel? By chance?
- They sure didn't drift very far from the dock
- So they have a second zombie shark because it ate off the body the first zombie shark fed off? Weird
- If the water is ice cold why are several people in bikinis?
- Did no one say anything about the fact that a man and the sheriff were eaten?
- Yes lets go into the water after see a shark eat a person whole
- YES! DRINK! They said the name of the movie!
- Again I'm confused, is the water cold or not?
- And the guy with the bazooka showed up
- Yep poor mans Anthony Anderson
- Bridget is pretty hot
- The ocean is actually red with blood
- Is that an ear?
- It is a horde! A horde of zombie sharks!
- Man the acting in this flick is awesome
- Wow I agree with what Bridget is saying...am I drunk...is she?
- This is the first good writing in this flick
- And that is what she gets for trying to help another person! Good by first "real" character
- Wow she got over Jenner pretty quickly
- Good grief, it hasn't been an hour yet?
- Did they base Amber on a certain fat bearded man writing a blog right now?
- Does no one clean themselves up after they get splattered with blood?
- Now we have zombie people as well?
- Seriously these fake sharks suck!
- I got the beacon working so let me hang my feet in the water
- These guys are the saviors of humanity? We're fucked!
- They actually ran into the water to attack zombie sharks....I...who wrote this shit?
- Why was fake Anthony Anderson lying on the ground?
- And who gets bit? I'm betting on Sophie
- Yep...bye bye Sophie...ate whole....wait...ate whole...there is still a chance right?
- Shades of Amy from the Walking Dead there
- Why wasn't the Sgt. Cage infected? I'm confused. What about everyone else that was bit?
Well I was right, that was special bad. TV movie bad. It actually wasn't a horrible concept just piss poor execution. It was because of lack of money and what not I realize but it was bad. I don't know what else to say. There was nothing really good in the flick. Cassie's acting wasn't bad and even though I mocked Roger "Fake Anthony Anderson" Timber he wasn't bad either. But over all not worth the 100 minutes. Until next time....I need another shot
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