Bottom 100: Santa with Muscles

Listen here brother...it is time for another movie review dude!  Now what are you going to do when you watch the Christmas classic Santa with Muscles brother!  It stars Hulk Hogan, Don Stark and Robin Curtis.  "An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac."  I can not wait to see Hulkamania running wild on the holiday season!

• I love this fact:  The original author's draft was changed so much that he sued to have his name removed.  Hope he had Hulk's lawyer who sued Gawker!
• He just got the smackdown laid down on him brother!
• Hogans hair is even more weird than normal
• Can you make Hogan MORE tan brother?
• Hogan does look like he is having fun
• Did they not see him bail out of the car?  Rule number 21 rules!  Dude!
• Mr. Frost?  Really?  In a Christmas movie
• Clint Howard is SO weird looking brother

• Santa fraud?
• Don Stark is over the top funny most of the time...this time it is hit or miss
• Even now I enjoy watching Hulk Hogan beat people up....dude
• The henchmen remind me of a bad group of wrestling characters
• Why isn't she top billed?

• Yes that is Mila Kunis
• How come Santa never knows your name when you meet him if he knows everything
• Are there only 3 kids at this orphanage?  
• Santa should have a utility belt 
• Santa with black gloves?  Weird

• Kevin West is always a weird little man, most of the time that I remember him at least

• Wow...these two CANNOT sing!!
• Awwww, the kid wants to be a hero.  Nice
• Weird random gems?
• I'll be honest Hulk Hogan movies are one of my guilty pleasures
• Is Blight trying to kill Santa Hogan?  Weird in a kids flick
• LOVE the mini pick axes
• Wait...was that Brutus Beefcake with a goofy mustache and haircut?

• IT IS ED LESLIE!  THE MAN OF A THOUSAND GIMMICKS!!
• The cops have a rocket launcher?
• Garrett Morris is the same in everything isn't he?

Well I wanted to tear this apart but I can't really.  I give it a 4 out of 10.  It wasn't horrible for what it was.  It was a low budget family Christmas comedy starring Hulk Hogan.  You can't expect something amazing!

I can't really say much more then that.  It has all the stupid childish jokes you'd expect.  I don't think I'd go watch it again but it really wasn't bad.  Hogan honestly wasn't a bad actor given what he usually has to work with.  He is on par with those action stars of the 80's and 90's and he does have good comedic timing most of the time, even if the jokes are horrible.  

The rest of the cast, minus the horrible villains, weren't bad.  The main girl Elizabeth wasn't what you'd call great but she was young so you get what you get there.  

The major bad spot is the villains.  They are just horrible.  Horribly written and performed.  If they toned those guys down a bit I wouldn't have hated them nearly as much.

You also have some pretty bad writing here but again look at what you're trying to write.  It wasn't Lord of the Rings or Narnia here!

However this flick doesn't belong in the bottom 100, there are MUCH worse flicks out there!

Overall I can't say watch it or avoid it.  If you see it playing and are bored there is worst things to watch.  Until next time...brother!