Scream Episode 5 Review

I am back after a week off due to work (unfortunately I don't make any money do my reviews...I should because...well they are pretty awesome if I do say so myself...and I do!).  I'm back to check out Episode 5 of the Scream TV show.

• Lots of kids use cell phones in school nowadays I guess, sadly probably a major problem
• This school has major issues with kiddie porn!
• Removing the sheriff, always a good thing
• Really?  Leaving the open seat for the dead girl?
• This teacher actually looks younger then a few of these students
• Really?  The Scarlet Letter?
• 3 minute sex joke...ha ha ha
• The music in this show is not good
• Its odd that most of the "adults" in this show seem the same age as the "kids"
• Ah yes, the "all male" killer line up
• Ug, the killer mask sucks
• The Hulk does kinda wear bike shorts kiddo
• Hackers using the school home work server?  Brilliant!
• Cell phone videos will be the end of humanity!
• Wait...removing the masks where you just committed the crime?  
• Kiddie porn and adults giving teens booze!  USA! USA! USA!
• This episode seems really long and that is a bad thing
• Yeah Bro!
• Emma is moments from a psychotic breakdown one minute and the next is making out with the new guy to make her old boyfriend jealous whom she hates?
• That was the most threatening permission given ever!
• Am I the only person who doesn't answer unknown callers?  That would have saved Emma a lot of issues
• My child is being harassed by the guy who possibly stalked me at her age and nearly killed her dad.  I know lets go have a booty call and leave her alone at night.  Bad parent or the worst parent?
• Awesome...Jake is brilliant!
• Watching your dad's blackmail video?  Not real smart and kind of dirty
• Well, that wasn't what I expected at all!

Okay that felt like a major step back from the last episode.  Slow with some payoff but they are adding too many characters and plot lines to keep teens interested.  Of course I could be wrong and not giving the youth of the world enough credit.  But the addition of the murder, the sheriffs ex showing up, the gun, the teacher being involved, the weird bloggers history and probably other things things are really tangled up.  I know I'm only half way through the season and this is one of the advantages of a TV show over a movie but more isn't always good.  Just when I thought this show was picking up steam it stumbled.  I hope it doesn't fall completely.  Until next time this is the Fat Bearded man remind everyone to not answer those unknown calls.  It just might be a murder from your parents past...and someone selling you stuff!  Abyssinia!!