2018/04/30

Movie Review: Snake outta Compton


Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have come across this entry.  Today, 4/28/18, I am checking out the obvious classic Snake Outta Compton.  It stars Ricky Flowers Jr., Motown Maurice and Donte Essien.  "A rap group on the verge of signing their first record deal is the city's only hope in a battle with a giant mutating snake monster."  How can this movie be bad!  According to IMDB it has a 3.3 rating...I highly DOUBT it deserves that.
  • Snakes falling from a plane?...I'm sorry Motherfucking Snake falling from a Motherfucking Plane
  • Really a Training day joke?  When you have to saying "training day" you probably shouldn't do the joke
  • Did that snake just burrow into his hand?
  • Is that a midget?  Nope just looks like a midget I guess
  • Of course he has a "growth ray"
  • So that white guy showed up at that party with a cat in the hat hat?  Really?
  • Better CGI than Birdemic
  • Why does the weird redheaded girl have fake teeth?
  • That is compound interest bitch
  • That guy just shoved an entire Twinkie in his mouth!
  • That snake just went up that guys butt!
  • Watching people play video games on YouTube, that is what kids do!
  • Good god who wrote this thing?
  • Why the slowmo?
  • He just said poo poo....good grief
  • How does that kid have a centrifuge
  • She did have nice boobs, although I doubt DNA was all that was involved
  • Wait...she sucked dicks bigger then that snake and they cried to their momma about it?  That...who wrote these insults?
  • They mock/copy movies yet they don't do it right!
  • I think Verkal is turning into Snakeman from He-Man
  • OH MY GOD!  Is he going to have "relations with the snake?  Yes he is
  • But....um....OJ white bronco speed was slow
  • I feel like the white rapper should be Jamie Kennedy
  • How is the snake going up the building?  
  • Also why did the crazy redhead climb the antenna?
  • Really?  Quoting Aliens
  • Nice Mortal Kombat music rip off
  • Are the guards now like snake zombies?
  • Wait...shouldn't the snake be going after them because of the "beats"
  • I have no idea what they were singing
  • Why did they stop "playing"
  • So a snakes heart is in throat?
I have no idea what I just watched.  Its been 17 years and they were mocking Training Day.  Really?  I mean there are people who won't even know that flick and yet it was an important part of the flick flick.  Overall I give this flick a 2/10...and only because of the Training Day part.  The guy who did Denzel's part was actually kind of funny and entertaining.  Aside from that this was not good or fun.  It was just odd and slightly uncomfortable at times.  I will not recommend this flick boys and girls.  Until next time...Abyssinia!

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