Good morning, good afternoon or good afternoon...whenever it is you have come across this flick. Today, 6/30, I am checking out the flick Another Yeti a Love Story: Life on the Streets. It currently, and I cannot believe I am typing this, has a 3.7/10 on IMDB with 111 votes. "After moving to Los Angeles to start anew, Adam, an out of the closet single father of a yeti baby, is dragged into the underground sex trade when his child is kidnapped; Now with the help of his two new friends, a heroin-addicted yeti prostitute and a sexy stripper, they must fight the forces of evil to save the world." It stars Whitney Moore, Lloyd Kaufman, Tommy Pistol. Dear lord what am I about to watch...
- I do hate wasting courvoisier too!
- That poor yeti...
- Oh I thought that was a statue's penis but it was not
- How did Adam have a baby yeti...with two males?
- Oh wow...there has been a lot of gay sex references thus far....in the two minutes I've seen
- OH MY GOD THAT IS AWESOME! THAT BABY YETI IS AWESOME!
- The flop side?
- Why would you kidnap a yeti baby?
- What in the fuck and I watching?
- The stripper was acting like a cat and then dancing the robot? I am not drunk enough for this flick!
- Two guys dressed like the president making out?
- That baby yeti just bit her face off!
- Wait...those guys went to a regular strip club and got a tiny dicked guy dancing?
- Alisters dick is bloody!
- How high were the writers of this flick?
- Dr. Lust?
- VCR Repair school?
- Good grief this is just awful!
- So the guy isn't gay after all?
- Ambien makes you tweet racist commons and buy melons instead of porn and booze. DAMN YOU AMBIEN!
- More penis!
- Oh good yeti vomit
- That is a giant yeti penis
- Dear lord I have seen porn with less penis in it!
- What the fuck in this flick?
- I have never been drunk enough in my life to actually watch this flick
This still is not the worst movie I have ever seen but it is right up there. It is not special dead bad but dear lord it is only like half a step behind. It made no sense and the acting is horrible. There is NO reason to EVER watch this film. I am so sorry that Whitney Moore did this. Whitney you are better then this my dear! Do not watch this and if you do do not blame me. I warned you!
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