Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is that you're reading this. I am back for yet another IMDB Bottom 100 flick. This time I'm checking out Who's Your Caddy. As of 5/21/16 it has a 2.0 ranking on IMDB and #26 on the Bottom 100. It stars Big Boi, Jeffrey Jones and Terry Crews. "When a rap mogul from Atlanta tries to join a conservative country club in the Carolinas he runs into fierce opposition from the board President- but it's nothing that he and his entourage can't handle." There we go. How can this idea be in the bottom 100? Let us find out shall we!
- Uggg, the rap music is going to kill me
- Wow it is the guy from Howard the Duck!
- He? Oh such witty writing
- C-Note? Really?
- Who wrote this? It is already killing me...smalls
- Wait...he just randomly is shooting a video ON the golf course? No security I guess
- Wait...so the course didn't know anything about this "lease"?
- Ghost ride the whip? WHAT THE FUCK?
- Who was that shot up when he was away from the helicopter?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING UNCLE PHIL!?!
- What would get you kicked off the course and the club right there, movie over...if only
- So he wants to be a member but he can't golf? Really?
- This movie is just horrible
- This flick belongs in the bottom 100!
- I'm not even going to bother finding pictures of this flick
- The potato salad is a forgery? What the hell does that mean?
- That kid is what 12? Can he go "party"?
- Who is this movie aimed at?
- Terry Crews has shown up, this might help this flick a bit
- This movie lost money how? I mean it has only made me want to stab my eyes, I haven't thought about ice picks in the ears yet
- This movie might be the cause of some serious deadly diseases
- Oh god now they are making midget jokes...and not good ones.
- Be more cliche movie?
- So being able to pay multiple millions for a house isn't enough to impress his mom? Because he skipped church? CLICHE MUCH!?!
- Isn't this highly improper for her to be in his bedroom?
- And Terry Crews appearance thus far has meant nothing and was pointless
- Its sudden death yet there is a timer? I'm confused
- Don't you have to be on a horse to play the game?
- Good god they make fart jokes not funny!
- How is this match even close?
That...that was an abomination of a movie. I mean it was just awful! I give it a 1 out of 10.
I can't say ANYTHING good about this flick. Not a damn thing!
I've come to realize that a lot of these flicks in the bottom 100 are comedies because when a comedy doesn't hit it is just awful. This was just awful. Avoid it and NEVER even think about watching this! I am going to go clean my eyes with bleach which will be more enjoyable than the last 90 minutes!
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