Movie Review: Bigfoot vs. Zombies

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is that you're reading this (and with this movie I wonder why ANYONE is reading this).  I am back for another movie review.  This time I'm checking out Bigfoot vs. Zombies.  "A scientist creates a toxic cocktail that is accidentally unleashed into the local population and a nearby police "body farm" - creating a small army of flesh-eating zombies - and only one creature of legend, a killer in his own right, can stop the growing hordes of the undead and save humanity."  It stars James Carolus, Todd Carpenter and Bob Dennis.  As of 6/25/16 it has a 2.3 on IMDB...which should put it in the bottom 100 but there needs to have 1500 reviews of the flick.

• Well that is the worst first line ever in a movie.  
• Is she taking random pictures of nothing?  I don't think those would even be considered artsy
• Not a horrible big foot costume however after seeing Yeti a gay love story!
• I attempted this before and it is just as bad now
• HORRIBLE CUT!
• That guy is the best they could do for her to fawn over?  
• Good grief this is painful and I am not 10 minutes in
• WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THAT GUYS HEAD?!?!
• We get both zombie and bigfoot vision....nice
• Is he a zombie or a peeper/pervert
• How....how did she do that?  SHE IS A WITCH!
• She is not in front of the camera!
• Printed out porn?  Can't even get an old JUGGS or make a fake one with someone in a swimsuit?
• That cut just cut off dialog!  
• How do they not see these "zombies" walking toward the van
• I think that one zombie is Jared from Storage Wars
• There is a guy who took credit for editing this?  Really?
• Nice hand dismissal
• What was he doing?  Trying to hear what he was seeing?
• I was wrong about the bigfoot outfit, very wrong
• This officially has the worst editing in the history of film
• OH MY GOD!  This guts were just red cloth
• Cute as a button?  Even I wouldn't say that!
• Worst...dialog....ever
• I'm tempted to shut this off, this is bad bad, not fun bad
• I don't think booze or drugs could make this flick enjoyable
• This flick makes Asylum flicks look good
• Zombie Stu had the longest takes the longest time ever to bit someone
• Is this going to turn into Yet a non-gay love story?
• Broom sweeps both ways?
• Ah yes smart zombies
• They can talk?
• Yep, Yeti a non-gay love story!  I KNEW IT!
• Probably should shut the door their guys
• That was the weirdest door breaking sound ever
• WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?

I try to be nice about these films.  They are out doing what they love making movies and acting and what not.  They are doing what some only dream of doing.  

However this was awful.  There was really nothing good here.  The acting reminded me of a high school play.  The "effects" make Birdemic look like Avatar.  I can't really say anything good and I don't like to be like that typically.

I can't recommend anyone watch this.  1/10 for this and that is being generous.