Good morning, good afternoon, good evening....whenever it is you have found this entry! Today, 2021-05-29, I am going to watch last night's AEW Dynamite. We are on the verge of Double or Nothing and this is the go-home episode! I have not watched a lot of Dynamite in recent weeks so this will be a good reminder of storylines. Let's get to it before the dynamite explodes!
- It is weird to see Christian on AEW!
- It is nice to see a full crowd...I just hope it does not bite the country in the ass!
- Scissor?
- Scissor has half a football team out with him!
- Scissor is winded already?
- Peter is pretty loud for a librarian....is he still a librarian? When and why did he stop being one? Nevermind
- Hot boy summer? Dear lord! That was just said on national TV
- I thought Sting was in a match at the last PPV? I guess that was a street fight....since JR just clarified
- Sting has to be saved by the Dark Order? Really? Seriously?
- Dear lord Cody came out with more people than are on the MLW roster!
- I do not think that Wight knows how to use that scale
- Just make it up Paul!
- Are they seriously setting off fireworks for Cody weighing 218? Oh it is for the minor league baseball team
- Sweet baby Jesus this is taking FOREVER!
- Cody should see about removing that neck tat, it is awful
- Enough of this, this segment was long before it started
- Oh right...Football Fuckery is back this year
- Excaliber looks like a goof with dreadlocks and a mask
- A really good package here and it would be really good if it was not for a goofy-ass match like this
- How the hell is Joey employed?
- It is jaw-dropping that Joey is employed JR
- Why do we have Excaliber on National TV the entire time and Taz just comes on and goes?
- Joey looks like a carny that comes into town to run the tilt-a-whirl and sell beer to high school kids
- Oh god, we just saw a bit of Joey's Nutella ass!
- "Big Singles Match"? Really?
- OH MY GOD I LOVE TAZ!
- Well that was one of the most unsafe moves I have seen, guess one broken neck in AEW was not enough
- PULL UP YOUR TRUCKS JOEY!
- I believe JR should have used the phrase bowling shoe ugly
- I am supposed to believe that Page takes 10+ minutes to beat Jelly Nutella but stands a chance against Brian Cage?
- I thought Ricky Starks has a broken neck
- After watching you take that long to be Jelly I think I could beat you, Adam
- The hell? My copy of the show just shut off mid-sentence from Mox
- And comes back at the start of it again? Great production value!
- They are not the best tag team in the world
- Is Eddie the most believable person in pro wrestling now?
- Why is Pac in his gear? Is he wrestling?
- Why would Pac call himself the Bastard?
- Why would Kenny stop the One Winged Fairy?
- Look at those nails on Jade! Cannot believe that would be fun to wrestle against
- Why did that match have to go through a break?
- Miro back to being what he should be, a monster!
- I feel bad for JR, his voice seems shot
- I know that Dante is has a winning streak but Miro should not be selling like this for this kid if Miro is a future star for you. Everyone hates WWE 50/50 booking but look at AEW and their matches
- Why did we have the first Jake & Lance segment if it was basically the same thing?
- Why does AEW bring up WWE so often?
- Skye and Page are really good and a pretty decent team
- Jericho looks like a bloated aging rock star....oh wait
- So Sammy is going to turn on the Dinner Circle right?
- So Proud and Powerful will not be there Sunday right?
This show is hard to watch sometimes. When you have guys like Joye Janela on the show it is hard to take the show seriously. He is a joke. But then you have guys like Eddie Kingston who seems extremely real. You have Pac who looks like a badass but at the same time, you have Orange Cassidy in the main event angle! You have good angles that seem real like Archer and Miro but then you have Cody and Ogogo going 10 minutes to weigh in. Overall this did nothing to get me to want to watch the PPV. I will because I have what Roddy Piper called the sickness but lets how the "NEW" AEW after the PPV is better booked.
RESULTS
- Darby Allin def. Cezar Bononi
- Segment: Darby Allin/Ethan Page & Scorpio Sky
- Segment: Brawl
- Weigh-In: Cody Rhodes & Anthony Ogogo
- Package: Stadium Stampede
- Segment: Powerhouse Hobbs/Christian Cage
- Adam Page def. Joey Janela
- Segment: Taz/Adam Page/Brian Cage
- Segment: Jon Moxley & Eddie Kingston
- Segment: Pac/Don Callis/Kenny Omega (AEW Champion) & Doc Gallows & Karl Anderson/Penta & Rey Fenix/Orange Cassidy
- Segment: Matt Hardy/Jade Cargill & Mark Sterling
- Jade Cargill def. KiLynn King
- Segment: Jake Roberts & Lance Archer
- Miro (TNT Champion) def. Dante Martin via Submission for the Title
- Segment: Jake Roberts & Lance Archer/Miro (TNT Champion)
- Interview: Britt Baker/Hikaru Shida (AEW Womens Champion)
- Segment: Sammy Guevara
- Ethan Page/Scorpio Sky def. Stu Grayson/Evil Uno
- Segment: Brawl
- Segment: Inner Circle Celebration
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