Good morning, good afternoon, good evening....whenever it is you have found this entry. Today (10/06/17) I'm checking out the zombie flick Isle of the Dead. It stars Joey Lawrence, Maryse Mizanin and Todd Cattell. "A military squad is sent to a deserted island in the Pacific Ocean in order to secure top secret records involving a zombie epidemic that wiped out the large scientific team experimenting" It has a 5.3 rating with 1020 votes.
- Well this started off quickly
- Is that Enzo Amore?
- That is the toughest Doctor I've seen in a zombie flick
- Yeah watch her feed
- Nice fake helicopter
- Is that the Miz wife? It is Maryse! I didn't notice it was Maryse Mizanin above
- Wow Joey Lawrence looks awful
- That was a lot more than half an inch there
- Yes, fall into the jungle where they can get around you easier!
- Of course he dropped the suitcase or GPS bomb or whatever
- Maybe take the RPG.....since this whole island is overrun...no...okay
- Really bad CGI in this flick and the debris CGI made no sense
- What is with the doctors face?
- Yeah I wouldn't eat anything he gave me
- Why aren't any of them asking about the bandage on his arm?
- Good grief this guy is a nut job kill him and leave
- Wait...it can talk? I mean she can talk
- Pretty sure I'd just piss myself instead of going into the bathroom
- Also why not silenced weapons
- Gotta turn that hat backwards to type
- Your mother is the talking dead head Maryse
- super zombies of course
- I'm actually surprised this hasn't happened for real considering how stupid humans are
- I think that lead super zombie is about to hit his finisher (wrestling reference)
- And this fences/gates will open any moment....nope
- Did she just get bit?
- Oh so Dadddy Doctor is going to turn into a super zombie...no...the super zombies are going to fight each other....wait...how did a few punches kill him? WHAT ARE THE RULES HERE!!
- I think I'd let them bomb the place
- Gross super bugs are gross
- This isn't horrible but kind of boring to be honest but it is a typical Asylum flick
- Now they're all bit, good
- Of course he goes back for the RPG now because taking it with was too easy
- Daddy is awake complete with Dead Island Video Game roar
- Yeah give yourself the crazy super zombie drug, why not
- I do not like super zombies, nope
Yeah that was a TV/SyFy Asylum flick. That about says it about this flick. Bad CGI, okay acting at best, subpar writing. It is exactly what I expected the second I saw Asylum come up...and I loved it! I love that they know what they are give us what we expect from them. A campy horror flick for last years 31 days of Halloween.
I think a 5/10 is exactly what this deserves!
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