Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have come across this entry. Today (10/05/17) I am checking out the flick Hell House LLC. As of today it has a 6.4 on IMDB with 1906 votes. "Five years after an unexplained malfunction causes the death of 15 tour-goers and staff on the opening night of a Halloween haunted house tour, a documentary crew travels back to the scene of the tragedy to find out what really happened." It stars Gore Abrams, Alice Bahlke and Danny Bellini.
- Ah a fake documentary/lost footage...interesting
- That guys beard is awesome!
- This is weird...I'm not sure what is happening right now...which I think is the point
- So it'd be hard to deal with but you're now going to tell us?
- Hitch is not a good flick
- These are the kind of people I hate in real life
- Really? Staying overnight there? Not enough money in the world
- What was in that bottle? I know I wouldn't drink it
- A little rapey?
- That piano shouldn't be even close to that in tune after 30 years
- Dear lord tell me he isn't naked!
- Doesn't find it weird that Sara did that?
- He does know that everyone is going to be watching this so perving on your friends girlfriend probably isn't the best idea
- I don't know how many times I see the world hanged, it just doesn't look right!
- That is true, Abaddon is a pretty evil name
- Yes go investigate a strange noise, that is always wise...especially considering you know you're in a haunted hotel
- I'm...I'm kind of bored right now
- And there is Tony in the other room obviously
- Is the mask blood in the basement? (I went back and it is)
- Well, that should alarm the guys...and then it is nothing? They don't ask her more then that? I know I would!
- I hate strobe lights
- Its weird that they keep showing their own scares
- It never made sense to me in these found footage flicks that the first thing people do is grab their camera
- For the record clowns are kind of creepy, especially Halloween clowns
- They are doing the weird staring at walls thing that they did in Paranormal Activity
- Why go looking for the clown/dummy? Obviously the correct path is to leave the hotel completely....or to run upstairs...yes upstairs is the correct path in movie logic
- Why the jump cut? If this was just his recording it wouldn't be there
- Also why does he have the camera on?
- Man movie logic makes no sense
- Did he just hide under his covers? Really?
- That is the same song that Paul played earlier!
- I will say that they build the suspense well in the flick
- I think I'd turn on the lights in the basement but that is just me
- Yeah he looked normal
- It never made sense that the tapes in these things have "glitches"
- Really? I don't care what he told me there is no way I'd stay after things turned that can't turn. Nope
- Its a little hard to see what is going on there
- Wait...go to the basement? Really? Where everyone was running from?
- Oh there is not going to be a room 2C
- Yeah...break in....nothing bad will happen to you guys if you break in
- More movie logic, scared and being hunted by robed killers...lets pick up the camera
- Well that ending was predictable
I have to say I give this pretty much what the average is, 6/10. It was good and had its moments of suspense but overall it felt predictable and done. They didn't really break any new ground and honestly now that I think of it it feels like they just took aspects of a lot of the Paranormal Activity flicks and threw them together here.
The acting was okay. I honestly feel like Melissa, the girl in the basement, was the most natural and had the smallest role.
If you are looking for a decent to okay horror flick for the holiday season this isn't bad but it isn't anything special.
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