Today I'm checking out #56 on the Bottom 100. Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3. It stars Tusshar Kapoor, Aftab Shivdasani and Krishna Abhishek. "A porn actor uses his fellow adult movie stars in creating a fake traditional family, in order to impress his girlfriend's conservative father." Yeah...this sounds like a winner for sure!
- Uggg, subtitles, I need to learn languages and shit
- Wait...is this animated?
- I feel like I'm going to be watching that bad Adam Sandler hairdresser flick
- Anytime a song says We are so cool that obviously means they aren't
- I'm not sure if this is going to be safe for work....
- The sheets and pillow cases are American flags? Weird
- Good grief this is already bad
- Did that lady just drink a random mans coffee?
- I have to watch 2 hours of this? I won't survive
- Seeing red makes him crosseyed? Why?
- What is with all the random sound effects?
- He googled "Hot videos"...really?
- This is a hot video?
- What in the hell is going on? This is probably normal for a Hindu flick but I'm confused, why is there suddenly a music video in the middle of this movie
- Tusshar Kapoor eats more scenery than Jim Carrey! However I guess he went to the University of Michigan so he can't be all bad!
- Aftab Shivdasani looks like the Hindi version of Colt Cabana...extra points for anyone who gets that reference!
- Right onto the laps...yep....this is like the Hindi version of all the spoof movies that are just horrible sex jokes written for 12 year olds, and not the funny ones
- Wait...he has random guys in short shorts and suspenders dancing in his front lawn...that is...odd
- I still have 90 minutes?
- Good grief more 12 year old humor
- This is just painful; but at least I am getting another music video
- I guess my dream of being the biggest star in Hindu movies won't happen as I can't dance and that apperas to be required
- I think his dream girl ages a few years every time he sees her
- So this guy looks like he is jerking off in public, spills a coffee on a lady, causes a major accident and face plants into a girl breast and this girl is just like yes lets go out on a date? I'll never understand movie logic!
- They are nervous now? Is this their first time...even though we've seen multiple scenes already? I'm so confused by this flick
- That horse just farted into a candle...yep it is officially like a Wayans brother flicks
- And we're officially in Threes Company territory, where is Mr. Furley?
- What in the hell is going on?
- This is long and painful
- I just realized that Mickey looks like a fat Michael Pena
- Music Video #3 boys and girls!
- She just sang I'm like Lady Gaga....no I won't make my usual Lady Gaga comment....
- Now they're going to do a movie shoot with all this going on? OF COURSE! Why not complicate this flick even more
- Ah yes the Whose Harry Crumb footsy gimmick, very nice
- Wow this flick actually made me chuckle
- More sex pill jokes? Really?
- This is the longest 2 hours of my life!
- He rides a jet ski in a suit?
- That is a dude! Yep...its his friend and future son in law....how could this get more complicated?
- And of course he looks just like his dead future mother in law
- They sell porn in the mall? Very nice
- Yeah that won't look weird, buying ALL the porn in the place
- He has a 5 o'clock shadow and yet getting hit on!
- and it goes on the store tv's for sure
- Nope I was wrong...nope...I was right!
- Maybe it is funny in the Natural language
- This beach has quicksand?
- Yes, the fastest way to travel in the world....Hot Air Balloon! BRILLIANT!
Well that is two hours I won't get back. It was just horrible and I laughed once. My only guess is that it losses something while not understanding the language.
The idea wasn't funny. The acting was over the top. I found nothing good about this film. I hate reviewing foreign films for this reason but ....
Okay let me rant for a second. I just watched a foreign porn-com (their word not mine) and what does Netflix put up for me to watch next? Dear White People...yep I see how these two are related, they are both "comedies" so why not right?
Anyway, overall I give this a 1 because I was bored and it was painful. Avoid this...but if you want to check it out it is on Netflix right now!
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