I am back for this weeks Impact after missing a few. We start off with Daniels, Bobby Roode and Kazarian coming out and talking. Kazarian actually calls the crowd chods, I haven't heard that word for YEARS! The one thing I always notice about TNA and WWE is that most of TNA is a step behind promo wise. Daniels is good but the others are a step down from most and that includes AJ Styles who just came out. I liked the brooding AJ better, he talked less!
Daniels is probably the best person on the mic in TNA...well a toss up between him and Bully Ray. AJ of course attacks Daniels and it is three on one. Thank goodness that Taz mentioned it was dumb for AJ to attack Daniels as I was going to say that.
AJ looks like a lood kid when trying to look angry and tough.
I really do not like this Todd Kinney guy. Taz and Mike Tenay were a great team and Todd throws things off. I don't like a three man booth. I also noticed how much the opening fireworks of TNA looks like Nitro.
Aries talks about pushing Hulk Hogans button and we go to break. Up next it is Samoa Joe and
Devon.
It is nice that the Knockouts are basically the Nitro Girls anymore, which is sad as they are all extremely talented.
It'll be interesting to see if Joe or Devon walk out with the title. I'd like to see them continue to build Joe up but Devon is part of Aces & Eights which are being pushed. I think Taz is the best announcer in wrestling today. This has been hard hitting but stuck in 1st gear to me. If they take the belt off Joe here I would say that is the end of it for him. That series was horrible. It is like they are walking through this. Some bimbo just distracted the ref and Doc hit him with a hammer and Devon gets the belt. Doc and Devon are surrounded by Ho's....er girls.
Great Brooke Hogan just told someone the contract is done and she is hers. ESCORT....or Velvet Skye...is there a difference? BAM! Break time boys and girls.
We find out that last week Al Snow was slipped a mickey. D'Lo Brown is a member of Aces and Eights and an inside man is my prediction. He was under a mask at one point to distract us smart fans but maybe that wasn't the case, maybe he was out there because he is a member.
Mickie James is out talking about her recent health scare. She has horrible earrings on. I think I was wrong about her being agumented as I mentioned a few weeks ago. Great here comes Tara, who I love, but not that moron she comes out with. Jesse is actually the same size as Mickie. Here comes Velvet Skye. I am not a fan of hers at all but it is time to le the pigeons loose! For those of you who don't know Dixie Carter personally brought her back. This segment has been horrible.
Wow a stupid car insurance promo? Lets go to break...on my god TNA is doing another stupid date thing like 10.10.10 only this time it is 1.3.13
We're back and it is Chavo Guerrero and Hernandez taking on Robbie E and Robbie T. I really don't care about this match. Hopefully at the PPV Matt Morgan and Joey Ryan win the titles and we see the end of Chavo. However since he was in the promo for Lockdown PPV in Texas I don't see that happening. I've talked about how I think Hernandez had a chance at being a star but at this point I don't see TNA fans buying it. Chavo just threw the worst Frog Splash in history and they get the win. Joey comes out and distracts the champs and Morgan floors the champs. I like this duo but Morgan should be going after Jeff Hardy not the tag titles.
We now see the bimbos from earlier, some of whom are the worst pole dancers ever, and we're in the club house. The boss is in the house and instead of a dart to see who gets beat up someone paid for a hit on a TNA Star and money talks and bullshit walks. Yeah they said that. Hot bimbos but bimbos none the less! Up next Doc and Kurt Angle.
I came back a few seconds late and we have Chavo doing a promo that they actually cut away from for Kurt's entrance. AWESOME! And we are back to break again.
There is a problem with wrestling personalities being being on twitter. When is it the character and when is it the person. Dixie Carter talks about actual stuf on her twitter and then says "I wish
If Aces and Eights don't work for TNA how do they get music and matches? Are they getting paid? Why? That is the problem with these type story lines. The nWo got contacts at least.
I'm glad the former Luke Gallows has a job. He is too good not to be in one of the two companies. This has been a good match but nothing to write about really. Usual Angle match, good but nothing special or different either anymore. Kurt is pretty formulaic anymore. Angle with the Ankle lock and here comes the rest of the Aces and Eights. Wes Brisco, Samoa Joe and Garrett Bischoff make the save and it is going to an 8 man this Sunday at Final Resolution.
In the back Hogan is talking to Joseph Park about wrestling school. Bully comes in and yells about not getting a match with A Double, Austin Aries. I like that Hogan was on the first hour at all. I miss the heel Bully Ray, the best in the business.
Seriously enough of these stupid ass voice over/inside the mind of Jeff Hardy segments. This isn't Dexter!
Kenny King, Kid Kash and Zema Ion are going at it for a shot at Rob Van Dam. Zema Ion sure is goofy looking. I hope Kid Kash wins this as his matches are underrated and I think he deserves it. Zema and King need more work in my opinion. I love watching people chant in the crowd. Most of them going the stupid chants do not look like they care that they are just chanting because some other idiot did. Kenny King with the win with a modified F-5/Rock Bottom type move. I'm not sure his match with RVD is going to be very good personally.
Bully and Aries are going to go back and forth on the mic. They are both good but the wrestling has been so good night I really don't want to see them talk. Seriously all great matches tonight, even the tag match which I didn't care about was good. Bully's New York accent is so thick it makes me laugh. Both men are going to sit and take over the show till they get their match. Here comes the GM Brother. Hogan isn't going to give them the match. Brooke just came bouncing down to the ring, called Bully "Mark" and because it is personal Hogan gives them the match. What? Okay. I think Brooke has had some surgery lately or a new bra. Sorry I say that a lot on TNA but that is because they show a lot of TNA!
The main event is up and I like Daniels in this match. I am not a fan of the rest of these guys. I had a brief lose of Satellite there and I guess we're at break. Sorry I can't say what happened but knowing these guys I'm not impressed.
Sorry guys my dish hasn't come back up after a few seconds. That is it for tonight, stupid technical problems.
Results:
Devon defeated Samoa Joe for the TV Title
Chavo/Hernandez defeated Robbie E/Robbie T
Kurt Angle defeated Doc
Kenny King defeated Zema Ion and Kid Kash
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