Movie Review: Fiddler on the Roof

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever you have found this entry.  Today (9/27/17) I am checking out the musical Fiddler on the Roof.  It stars Topol, Norma Crane and Leonard Frey. "In prerevolutionary Russia, a Jewish peasant contends with marrying off three of his daughters while growing anti-Semitic sentiment threatens his village."  As of today it has an 8/10 with 31,909 votes

• Good grief, 3 blessed hours?  What is this possibly the greatest work of fantasy fiction of all time?  
• What kind of a nut job fiddles on a roof?  
• Why is it tradition is good sometimes and other times it is bad not to evolve?
• How to wear clothes?  That isn't HOW to wear clothes, that is WHAT to wear...nut job
• These are some weird look people!
• I always thought that Zero was in this flick, maybe just the broadway show
• The Fiddle is a horrible sounding instrument at times
• Bald!  GROSS!  DISGUSTING!
• I already feel like this is going to be a three hour bad episode of Seinfeld
• His name is Motel?  Just like in Trailer Park Boys!
• But...you just said....you didn't want a match...unless I'm already confused who is who
• I believe I am...yep I was
• That just ruined all those clothes....
• Why does the one kid have red hair....did they sell her soul?  
• WHERE THE HELL DID THOSE OTHER KIDS COME FROM?
• I agree with Tevye, that is what I think "God" does with me.  Press the Gene button as I used to call it
• Nice they used the Christina Aguilera song (A joke people)
• Gross, fowl smell horrible!
• MY GOD HE IS HAVING A FIT WHILE SINGING!  PUT A WALLET IN HIS MOUTH!
• So he is socialist?
• Yeah I feel like Tavye
• Did the writer get paid for every time a character said Sabbath?
• I will say this flick is moving at a decent clip
• Wait....that is the guy that wants to marry the 19 year old?
• I don't know what that was but I'd like to a shot or two 
• Hell she'll be a widow in 5 years
• Dancing is so...weird
• Good grief, that fiddler looks like he is waiting to rape and kill someone...and doesn't matter if it is male or female!
• That is the second dumbest dance I've seen!
• How can she grow old?  He is as old as her dad!
• This kid from Kiev is an annoying idealist
• That song was just horrible!  It is a miracle I didn't vomit
• Wow some of these scenes just drag on and on
• How many story lines does this flick have?
• I feel like Robin Williams should be here somewhere
• Bearded people do play with their beards a lot
• Wait...should the men be dancing with men?  
• Is that the rabbi's underwear?
• Well this escalated quickly
• Hodel, isn't that the name of the giant in Game of Thrones?
• Why aren't they speaking Russian?
• Still 45 minutes?
• This second half of the flick, since Motel's wedding hasn't exactly been real bright and cheery
• He has a lot of hands....
• Yep, this turned into a laugh a minute
• I'm officially bored
• Just following orders...but then again can I blame people who said that?
• Are they going to end it with the entire boat going down, because that is the mood this flick is having

Well that became a true laugh riot didn't it!  I guess I'll start with my personal rating.  I'm going to go below the curve and give it a 6/10.  I'll be honest it was long.  LOOOONG!  That is my biggest gripe about it.  Dear lord I felt like I had a birthday during this flick.  

It is also a bit depressing at the end isn't it?  It makes me sad that these things actually happened in life.  Both the daughter/father thing and the kicking of the people out of their house.

I don't have a lot to say about the flick other then that.  It is what it is.