Movie Review: Bottom 100: Laserblast

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have come across this entry.  Today, 12/31/17, I am watching the bottom 100 flick Laserblast!  "A teenager stumbles upon an alien weapon, which transforms him into a grotesque killer."  It stars Kim Milford, Cheryl Smith and Gianni Russo.  It currently has a rating of 2.5 with 4890 votes.

• My wife says it has green lettering it has to be bad...we shall see!
• Roddy McDowell is in this
• I'm just going to quote my wife "Why does he look like Mick Jagger"
• I've seen worse CGI in modern SyFy flicks
• That is an "ET Dinosaur" according to my better half
• I'm sorry now it is a Mick Jagger Zombie
• 70's pants and ass
• "My mom still has that luggage" - Wife
• Is that his mom?
• Wow...the dialog is AMAZING!

• The 70's, when shirts were optional EVERYWHERE!  This guy has not had one on yet
• What is on the back of the van...a turkey?
• So the "col." is wasted/high/shell shocked right?
• Cops were almost always fat and stupid in 70's movies
• Yes red neck honky tonk music for the cops!
• Yeah...how is your momma these days?
• Why does he have bigfoot prints on his van?
• Jeebus cars flipped easier in the 70's I guess
• He is going to race...in a van?
• Best laugh in movie HISTORY!!!
• The gun shoots on its own?
• Is that a potato gun?
• Is this guy a pre-teen?
• Looks a little like a penis pump....I heard....um....
• Why the sudden music?
• You can tell they are aliens; they only have three fingers
• Is that guy a man in black?
• That is a lot of skin for the deserts
• Is that the mothers of dragons?
• Is that cake or a pancake?
• France exploded their 28th atom bomb?  Really?
• Oh a rape scene....how nice....with the nerds?
• Watch out...he has a tennis racket...like Jim Cornette!

• Those are some 70's shorts or Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
• That laser gun is giving that guy an orgasm I think!
• Yep he was a man in black
• That was a Star Trek panel!
• So he is full zombie with a laser gun now

Yeah that flick was bad.  I mean it was just bad!  The dialog was bad and the acting was bad.  I do not have much to say about this flick.  DO NOT WATCH IT!!