2017/12/21

Bottom 100 Movie Review: Devil Fish


Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have come across this review.  Today I am checking out the Bottom 100 flick Devil Fish.  As of 12/03/17 it is #97 with 2.4 rating with 2681 votes.  It stars Michael Sopkiw, Valentine Monnier and Gianni Garko.  "A marine biologist, a dolphin trainer, a research scientist, and a local sheriff try to hunt down a large sea monster, a shark/octopus hybrid, that is devouring swimmers and fishermen off a south Florida coast."  FYI:  I could not find a real trailer for this flick...probably not a good sign!
  • Monster Shark?  I thought this was called Devil Fish...it cannot even get its name right?  Good grief maybe I should have viewed this at home with a bottle of rum!
  • Wow those coast guard guys are well trained what with the yelling as they jump 10 feet...if that
  • And I would think they would have better masks then that, I think I did as a kid in our pool!
  • cheese 80's stash, very nice!
  • Donald and Minnie?  Why mix the names
  • With it coming right at the boat it sure didn't do anything to said boat
  • JESUS!  Did you see the arms on Cortez!
  • 80's acting was really the peak of acting
  • Awesome back talk!
  • 80's background music was great too
  • That is 80's hair at its best...and I think my mom's hair cut now.....
  • There are the 80's boobs, no reason for them but there they are
  • Did he just tell her to "croak"?  
  • I feel like the video game girl is very close to underage
  • Is this softcore porn?
  • That water was a lot deeper that he was in....wasn't it?
  • How would they get the size?
  • The actors cannot keep their accents straight!
  • The seaquarium?
  • That might be the most advanced tech possible in 1984
  • They need to fiddle with knobs a lot back in the 80's
  • Why was he trying to save the guy BEFORE he flatlined?
  • Protosharks?
  • So it is part shark part squid?
  • 12 Ton boat?
  • WTF kind of bathing suit is that?
  • What kind of beer cans are those?
  • There is a killer prehistoric fish in the water killing people...lets go for a swim!
  • This might be the worst paced movie I have seen for a while
  • And another random love scene....
  • Probably should yell behind you BEFORE the tentacle grabs him...just a thought
  • I think that computer is related to K-9
  • This flick might be the longer 90 minutes ever
  • Ah yes the shot of the guy walking through the office
  • Of course it is just a guy creating it
  • Too old for science?  Does that happen?
  • And the award for best death scene goes to Dr. Davis!
  • A monster killer fish is on the way....so why not be in the water....uggg movie logic sometimes
  • Probably shouldn't have drug him through the water just in case
  • How did it get get dark so suddenly?
  • How did they lose the GIANT MONSTER FISH?
  • Uggg, the logic is driving me insane!
  • That is how they decided to end the flick huh?
This movie isn't bad as much as it is campy and dumb.  I think the ratings are about right, I give it a 3/10.  It is right on the cusp of being one of the bottom 100 flicks I have seen but not sure if I would put it on the list.  Borderline for sure.

The effects are campy but it was the 80's.  The acting is campy but was the 80's.  I mean the entire thing screams of 80's movie to be honest.  There is nothing horrible about it nothing good.  Like a few of the bad movies I have watched lately, it is not bad enough to laugh at and not quite campy enough to be enjoyable.  It was just there for me unfortunately.  

Overall if you are into bad movies I guess this one fits but there are more enjoyable bad movies out there!  

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