Review of Nazi Zombie Battleground

You can listen to my review below but here are my notes as I watched this dreck:

Starts of with stupid not to "history" sorry for the liberties. Yeah not a good start

I think the star is a poor mans Jake Gillinhall and that is sad…and he might be naked under his captain jack jacket

 This is already worse then last weeks flick and we're only 4 minutes in. I might have to start drinking! 

Wow the runny makeup bit in a 2012 film…and was that a dude typing? Odd for WWII isn't it?

 Code name Jezebel….did Jim Ross write this dialog?

 nice, still drawings I am begging for Girls Gone Dead right now! EAT DIRT BITCH!

 I am no actor but I could do better than this Zombie pilot hidden under grass…and then gone…I'm confused…did I start drinking?

 Wait he is back…and now we have a ninja? Weren't they on the same side? The Japanese and the Germans? He actually looks like Junior from Reno 911

 Wait…I think they are both zombies…I might have passed out and missed a part here I don't get paid enough to watch these movies!

 Cool…a robot Nazi…that is also a lie detector…that can detect a lie without anything

 Okay I was wrong, this movie rules! Nazi robots are cool

 The main character George has completely douchy hair oooo… a cross-eyed death throw, very nice! I hope one day to die in a movie that way

 35 minutes in and thus far I've only seen 1 maybe 2 zombies…and as I say that one shows up. Thus far I haven't seen millions of dollars show up on my desk….nope didn't work

 And it is thankfully over…..uggg….no such luck.

 I must have done something very bad in a past life to have willingly watched this dreck.

 Somehow this flick has 4.7 on IMDB.

 The second segment here isn't nearly as bad.

 The acting is actually half ass decent. Actually this is decent acting…too bad the script is so bad. 

Decent makeup job as well, I wish I could say more bad things about this second segment but not so much

 This second segment is actually very good.

 I almost want to change my rating on IMDB. We'll see how segment 3 does

 And then segment 3 starts…and it is bad bad bad Wow…just….wow