2019/02/22

Movie Review: Bottom 100: # 88: S Darko



Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever you have found this entry.  Today, 2019/02/22 I am checking out the flick S Darko.  Today is it #88 on the Bottom 100.  "Donnie Darko's little sister, Samantha Darko, and her best friend Corey are on a country-cross road trip. They find themselves entangled in a dangerous glitch in the time-space continuum."  It stars Daveigh Chase, Briana Evigan and James Lafferty.  It currently has 3.6/10 with 12,343 votes.




  • I want to be clear, I have not seen Donnie Darko...wonder if that will be needed
  • She waited 7 years to run away?  Who does that?
  • Why is she so pissed?  That can't be the first time
  • Well this is starting off very strange
  • And with shitty music
  • Shouldn't she be waiting near the road not wondering off?
  • This is going to be a brutal 90+ minutes
  • I should have had a drink before this; it is not good at all, no wonder it is in the bottom 100
  • I feel like I have been watching this shitty movie that long!
  • Men in Black?  Really?
  • 2x times is not fast enough 
  • Oh good even more shitty music
  • Why would she want to she his room?  Who wrote this?
  • Force at work?  Evil?  Yeah that would be the creators of this movie...evil!
  • Is that Jesse from Saved by the Bell?
  • Of course a bunny right?  I think that has something to do with the first flick
  • Honestly, this might be the worst movie that I have ever seen....ever
  • I wish this movie would have died
  • dear god, no....they aren't starting this over are they?
  • This is the worse choice your own adventure ever!  
  • Wait...two days still?
  • I feel like I have 11 hours left of this flick
  • 30 minutes left and I am about ready to throw the towel in
That might be the worse movie I have ever sat through.  Do not EVER watch this.  Nothing witty or funny here.  Just DO NOT WATCH THIS!  Go watch Special Dead or Yeti: A Love Story or the second one or anything but this.  New WORST MOVIE EVER! 1/10 only because I don't give zeros!

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