Movie Review: Exorist III

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have found this entry.  Today, 8/5/18, I am checking out the Exorcist III.  It stars George C. Scott, Ed Flanders and Brad Dourif.  "A police lieutenant uncovers more than he bargained for as his investigation of a series of murders, which have all the hallmarks of the deceased Gemini serial killer, leads him to question the patients of a psychiatric ward."

• Since they do not make anymore of these flicks the Locus market must have dropped big time!
• That is weird, just a random guy standing there....oh its a dream
• I like that the priest in these flicks are mostly flipped
• What the hell was the point of this scene
• What in the hell?  Who buys lemon drops at the movies!
• Carp?  I did not know people ate carp 
• George C. Scott was a great actor!  Only he could do that carp scene and not make it horrible
• Wow, Scott just basically said what I say about God. 
• That lady sounds ancient...and fake
• That was a weird cut and trying to figure out what happened, good thing my wife was here it explain it!
• Jesus!  That killer is sick
• That hospital is horrible!  I sure would NOT want to be there
• I like that the corner was wearing sunglasses to start with, then take it off all dramatic like
• Who takes dance classes at 10p?
• How many drugs was the writer on during this dream scene?
• Nice to see Fabio in a flick, he needs more work
• So many weird camera shots in this flick
• I do NOT think it was such a wonderful life
• Well the flashing scene did nothing really
• Why does the doctor need to rehearse the speech?
• Brad Dourif is SO weird looking
• Good grief these flicks are LONG

Well that was a trainwreck of a movie!  I can only guess the inclusion of George C. Scott keeps it at such a high rating.  It was...well all over the place.

The crime aspect of the flick was well done and the idea that they thought they had the killer dead yet he is back is not a new concept but one that can be done well.  

Everyone performances are good to very good.  I cannot fault them, it is just the exorcism and the inclusion of it seemed very forced.  Hinting that this was a demonic possession would have been better if you ask me.

Overall I cannot give this more than a 4.  The craziness of the script and the forced feeling of several aspects kind of ruined it for me! 

Top 250: #16: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have found this entry.  Today, 10/7/18, I am checking out One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.  It stars Jack Nicholson, Louise Fletcher and Will Sampson.  "A criminal pleads insanity after getting into trouble again and once in the mental institution rebels against the oppressive nurse and rallies up the scared patients."

• I can say my brief visit to the ward was not like this...I would have liked some classical music however during medication time
• THAT IS WORMTONGUE!
• Look how young DeVito is!  I know it is 1975 but wow!
• Dear lord that Scanlon guy looks like I will in a few years!
• Dear lord I hate group therapy even in movies
• This cast is full of stars
• So this is the 16th best movie ever huh?  I am not seeing it thus far
• I am actually kind of bored with this flick
• BORED!
• Wish I had more to say but honestly I feel like NOTHING of importance is happening.  Just random scenes barely connected
• How long is this movie?  I think I have had a birthday watching this flick
• Another 52 minutes?  Seriously?
• Shock therapy huh?  Interesting enough it is still used in extreme cases today; glad I'm not "extreme"
• Okay I will say a few of Jack's "one liners" are funny
• Is that Sloth?  Fucking Sloth from Goonies?
• Wait...So Sloth did NOT really look like that?  But other movies had a Sloth character did they not?  Mad Max?  This one?
• Did they not have an editor for this flick?
• Oh Billy
• Wait...what?  I don't understand what I just saw

Well once again I realize that I like bad movies better then "good ones".  I was BORED throughout this flick.  It had moments but overall I did not feel that this flick had any flow.  It seemed like it was random scenes.  I realize that it was all about RP but overall I felt it lacked cohesion.  It lacked a narrator or a storyteller I guess.  

Overall I would argue against its current 8.7.  I give it a 6/10 mostly because the cast was good.  They did a wonderful job of making me believe.  However the storyline was missing.  I cannot say to run out and watch this but if you have over two hours to spend watching an "okay" flick check this out.

Movie Review: Bottom 100 #19: Gigli

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have found this entry.  Today, 8/15/18, I am checking out the Bottom 100 flick Gigli.  It stars Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, and Justin Bartha.  "Larry Gigli is assigned by a crime boss to kidnap the brother of a prominent district attorney. A beautiful woman known only as Ricki is sent to stay with him to make sure he doesn't mess up the job."

• Always good to start with a voice over!
• Oh no voice over, talking to a guy in a dryer...of course
• That accent is awful!
• Why do mobsters always talk like this?  You know in a certain way that is obvious but not if you get what I am saying
• Wow...so basically this kid is a very poor mans Rain Man
• Now I know why they decided that this guy was not in Hangover very much, they were afraid he would be like this
• Good grief but the dialogue in this flick makes my head hurt!
• OH MY GOD, THIS IS TWO HOURS LONG!  WHY DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN WHY!
• The writer and director retired after this.  Probably should have done that before doing this flick!
• According to IMDB the word "fuck" is used one hundred twenty-four times.
• Sweet baby Jesus...this script is awful
• Supposedly the director based Brian on real mental patients.  
• Wait...how did they remove the mental patient with no one noticing?  As someone who has been in a mental ward, you do NOT just walk in and out
• I did NOT pay to see this but I am demanding my money back and the salary of Ben and Jennifer, which was 25.5 million or in that neighbourhood
• Really?  REALLY!  This scene got left in somehow?
• Halle Berry was correct in dropping out of this shit!
• Good grief he basically just did the Tommy Boy gun show point!
• Why do they always make mobsters dress the same...or do they actually dress like that?  If so why not just round up all the bad dressers!
• Why did he let Walken in?  And how can he make this scene tolerable when it should have been dreadful!
• How did this script become an actual film?
• I am only an hour into this flick?  I should be drinking
• Random suicide scene to show their humanity of course
• Why take Brian...oh of course for comedic purposes!
• A butter knife?  Can you cut off a thumb with a butter knife?
• Yep... of course, he starts singing Big Butts while he is doing this
• I do like Afflecks hair in this flick though, I would look good with that cut
• Wait...fingerprints and spit
• Dykeasaurs Rex?  Nice!
• Turkey Time?
• Most guys need a handicap for life lets be honest!
• Time for the awkward love scene when Brian walks in right?
• Bet Larry is regretting not taking the blondes offer of a threesome now!  Haha
• Why?  Dear lord why is he in this flick?
• Was that Dory eating that guys brain?  Is that how she become stupid?
• So Lewis...or Louis....or Luis...or however they spell it did all this on his own is that what he is implying
• Wow they really just had her talk to the mob boss like that huh
• Hey there is Baywatch!
• Okay Brian talking to the girl in pink made me smile

Dear lord that was bad.  I mean that was painful to watch.  The script might be one of the worst scripts I have ever seen made.  I am talking Birdemic and Room level bad.  The guy who wrote Scent of a Women wrote this huh?  I have not seen Scent of a Woman but makes me wonder about that flick.  I know the blind car driving scene gets mocked a lot so maybe there is a reason for that.

As for the story itself, it was there.  It was flat in my opinion.  For some reason the mobster with a heart of gold just does not usually fit.  There was no reason for him to be that way...oh right Ricky and Brian changed him in just a couple of days.

The acting was horrible between Ben and Jennifer.  I mean those two were so damn flat and there was no chemistry there in my opinion.  

The character of Brian, Justin Bartha, actually grew on me near the end.  The character itself seemed more toned down the further into the flick and that was needed.  Early on it was so over the top it was like a parody of Rain Main.  

Also there were just random scenes like Walken and Pacino randomly there for one scene that really did not mean much of anything.

Overall I think the current rating of 2.4 is correct.  I give it 2/10.  It was extremely poorly performed by the main actors, poorly directed, poorly written and poorly editted.  It took the top 5 Razzies the year it came out for a reason boys and girls.  

I can NOT give you any reaosn to watch this flick.  If you have 121 minutes to waste got watch 6 episodes of Bobs Burgers!

Bottom 100: #83: Exorcist II: The Heretic

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have found this entry.  Today, 8/4/18, I am watching another bottom 100 flick.  As of today #83 is Exorcist II: The Heretic.  It stars  Richard Burton, Linda Blair and Louise Fletcher.  "A teenage girl once possessed by a demon finds that it still lurks within her. Meanwhile, a priest investigates the death of the girl's exorcist.

• Uggg, I do not like exorcism flicks, not one bit, they actually creep me out.  If this was not a bottom 100 I do not know if I would be watching it
• ITS THE CANDLES!  SHE HATES THE CANDLES!
• Is that suppose to be Jesus?  Because that do not look like the normal Jesus or Buddy Jesus
• Oh shit that was suppose to be a person
• Wow Linda Blair is not wearing much or a bra I do not think
• What the fuck?  Why could Debbie NOT hear her?  Is she deaf?
• Linda Blair is kind of creepy looking huh?
• Wow the dialog is AWFUL!
• Nice cross eye effect!
• Going deeper is probably a bad idea....Satan is probably still learking!
• SWEET JESUS SHE JUST SAID MY NAME!
• Wait...the ladies name is Gene...and spelled like mine?  That is weird
• Wait...she got lost in...in the light?  I'm so confused and this is SO bad.  This deserves to be bottom 100
• Nice use of overlays of the first flick
• Dear lord this is one of the worst things I have watched
• That is drawing well?  Sweet baby Jesus I would hate to see what she thinks is bad drawing!
• No wonder Richard Burton was drunk during the filming, I feel like I need to be while watching it
• What the fuck is the father doing with the crutch?
• Seriously this script is AWFUL!
• Now I know why my friend is afraid of moths after that scene!
• What the hell is going on?  Why is that black guy naked fighting locus with a slingshot
• Is this suppose to be biblical?
• Dear lord Linda Blair needed bras in this flick, I am pretty sure I saw nipple!
• Why are there people sized openings in the railings?
• She has a really damn nice apartment!
• How old is Regan in this flick?
• People were creep looking in 1977!
• No Father Meron(sp?) was not afraid, he avoid this movie!  ZINGO!
• Wow, that is a really nice priest to say I am not here for you!
• This weird synchronism machine is weird and stupid!
• I have not seen the first flick but that is probably the same demon right?
• This might be one of the worst things I have ever seen and that is saying something!
• God I have lost complete interest in this flick
• Nothing like a good old fashion stoning
• Nice to see Ned Beatty not getting raped in a swamp!
• How old am I?  I have had at least two birthdays during this flick!
• Is he asking for help from the demon?
• Ah there is Darth Vader!
• If seeing you means seeing this flick NO one wants to see you Linda!
• Why was the driver so upset about the address?
• Wait...do bus drivers just not drive until yelled at in DC?
• Did he just say his car went crazy?
• How did that start a fire?
• What sound stage?
• This might be the worst movie I have ever seen...ever

I do not know how this has a 3.7 currently!  I give this a 1 because that is the lowest I can give it.  It has over 18k votes and I can NOT believe any of those are over 1.  I call bullshit, there can not be that many people who worked on this flick to give it more than a 1.  One of the worst things I have ever seen.  Do not EVER watch this, not even for all the tea in China and all the gold if Fort Knox, it is not worth it!

Movie Review: John Wick: Chapter 2

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have found this entry.  Today, 8/4/18, I am watching John Wick Chapter 2.  It stars  Keanu Reeves, Riccardo Scamarcio and Ian McShane.  "After returning to the criminal underworld to repay a debt, John Wick discovers that a large bounty has been put on his life."  I enjoyed Chapter 1 so lets see if they break the formula or they stick to what worked!

• A motorcycle is a good escape vehicle
• Unless that happens!
• The Russians....again?
• Nice to see them basically give us the first movie in five minutes because people will have forgot
• That is a really nice car
• Just let the guy have the car boys, it will be easier on everyone!
• Well it was a really nice car
• That is why you always wear a seatbelt
• I will ask again, why bother fighting Wick.  Give him what he wants and hope he goes away, you can NOT fight the Boogeyman
• Jesus just ring the damn bell once!
• You have to repay your markers John, the bill always come due to paraphrase the Governor
• Thank goodness the dog survived!
• Its true, you have to play by the rules
• Nice, a "bug" out type box
• I liked that "gearing up" montage
• Is she really going to try and seduce him?
• What the hell is going on?
• What did he just put on as a belt?  A harness?  Or was it ammo clips?
• Shit is the a rocket launcher?
• Wick gets hit by a lot of cars!
• This is a really good role for Comman
• There are no business on the grounds!
• Come on Common, it is only business brother!
• The mute and/or deaf chick is interesting
• Wait...another hit on Wick?  That does not really work or turn out well
• Interesting that they all have the same phone
• Good grief New York has a lot of killers in it!
• I do not understand, do these other assassins not know who John Wick is?  You cannot fight the Boogeyman
• This 3rd act has a Warriors feel to it
• The clean up crew is a nice touch
• Which pill will he take this time?
• Very much Warriors
• Why are guards always looking up?  Do bad guys fly?
• He threw the gun!  AWESOME!
• I do like that these flicks seem to pay attention to guns and ammo and such, it probably is not perfect but it is cool
• That will probably come back to cost you John
• What the fuck just happens?  Why did everyone freeze?

Once agian this flick is good but just a little too long.  I would shave 10-15 minutes off once gain.  As much as I enjoyed the montage of him gearing up it could have been shortened.  Same with the scene with Common and the sister...actually quite a few scenes could have shaved by a minute or two and had a tighter flick

Overall I give it a 7/10.  It is is at 7.5 on IMDB so pretty much I am right on with most people.  I really think this might be some of Reeves best work because it does not require a range of emotions which is where he struggles.

Once again the flick puts an excellent cast out and they all hit their marks perfectly and it set up the third installment of the series which I am excited for!

Movie Review: Extinction

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have found this entry.  Today, 7/29/18, I am checking out the Netflix flick Extinction.  "A father has a recurring dream of losing his family. His nightmare turns into reality when the planet is invaded by a force bent on destruction. Fighting for their lives, he comes to realize an unknown strength to keep them safe from harm."  It stars Lizzy Caplan, Michael Peña and Mike Colter.  Let see if it is another good pick up for Netflix or a miss.  It does have a 5.9 out 10 with 5,237 votes

• Oh Michael Pena, you have become such a good actor since The Shield!
• Wait weird person in the elevator was his daughter?  I am confused
• Oh shit is that Luke Cage?  There is no way a force bent on destruction is doomed!
• Lizzy is look very odd, I haven't really seen her in anything since Cloverfield though.
• Did he fall asleep in the store room?
• This flick has weird pacing/scenes are hard to follow
• She is a supportive wife
• That is why I never talked to people in the waiting room or did groups
• Who has not had the dream of an alien invasion at some point
• Her tunnel project should come in handy!
• What kind of weird kids play in elevators?
• Alright the pacing is picking up and no more weird unknown dream/real life scenes
• How does Pena do so many projects?
• Seriously who has not had alien invasion dreams...that is normal right?
• I was just going to ask why the aliens did not just shoot through the door...oh shit did they just shoot Lucy?
• They should NOT have fixed Herman!
• Bloody hand flash back?
• Is that a ship or a mech?  I think a ship
• Pena has a point, staying or going through the building is death...of course the window washer thingy might be death too.....
• Are they robots?  
• Biometric triggers, we need that shit!
• No you cannot make it a few blocks at this rate
• Its like a video game, avoid the lights!
• Good thing he is an electrical engineer!
• They make the Predator noise
• His dreams have not been real helpful
• They are humans?
• What the fuck...wait...are they the aliens?
• Wait...so we have been following the aliens/robots the entire time?
• So this has been a fucking AI rises up flick the entire time?  A damn Skynet flick?
• It was not dreams it was flash backs to the uprising
• Well this took a moralistic turn
• The sad thing is this is exactly how humanity would respond

Well this ended up taking a turn that I was not expecting and honestly it ruined it for me.  Bringing up this horrible moralistic question into what was suppose to be an end of the world flick ruined it for me completely.  I watch flicks like this for escapism not to be reminded that we, as humanity, are horrible and will probably end up bringing our own doom due to our own hatred and fear.

Now onto the flick itself, it is very VERY good.  I think the rating is way down.  9/10 if you ask me!  The acting and the action and everything is fantastic.  I cannot really complain about anything other then it took that turn that I mentioned above.  

You have to realize that when I watch movies/TV I watch for escapism not to be feel/think most of the time.  Occasionally I watch those films but I realize I am watching one of those.  This time it was a trick.  They tricked me and that makes me angry.  

The morale of the flick to find common ground is one that we all need to find but I did not watch a sci-fi flick for that.  I want to be angry at the flick but I am not as it was too well done for me to be mad!

If you have Netflix check this out!

Movie Review: Blockers

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have found this review.  Today, 7/7/18, I am checking out the 2018 flick Blockers.  It stars  Leslie Mann, John Cena and Ike Barinholtz.  "Three parents try to stop their daughters from losing their virginity on prom night."  This flick looked very fun when it was out in the theaters so checking it out now.

• Yeah Sam's dad is a damn douche
• Seriously the thing with the underwear is a horrible nightmare that I have
• I am still friends with my friends from High School
• Leslie Mann is so weird
• If I had kids when they were young I would have basically been Cena
• 10 dicks then one mound?  Are mounds that bad?
• Are teenagers really like this?  
• Told you he was a douche!
• Who plays darts?
• Nothing wrong with stealing crackers!
• Oh yeah I would not trust that Conner kid?
• Uggg, snooping parents drive me crazy, I would not be one of those
• Wait...there is already booze in the limo?
• Yeah...I would be John Cena if I had a teenage daughter.  Even with the fanny pack
• Prom was nothing like this when I went!
• Seriously who smirks that much!
• You can not un-see that!
• GOOD GRIEF!  That eye contact would mess me up even as an adult!
• Cena is right, those kind of shirts do look stupid untucked
• Seriously is butt chugging a thing?  Because...wrong
• That cape makes her magical!
• Vomit is gross
• Trying to give the limo a pit maneuver isn't right
• Cats will do that!
• Cena is going to see some things here I am afraid....things he does NOT want to see...mostly more man ass....oh that was NOT just man ass
• What the fuck kind of music is this?
• That was a hell of a combat roll!
• I did not want to see John Cena ASS!!

That was strangely entertaining...a horrible soundtrack but entertaining.  It has a 6.4/10 on IMDB and I think I agree with that, 6/10.  It was good but not the laugh out loud comedy I was expecting.  A little too much "heartfelt feelings" for me.  That is what is wrong with these kind of comedies now, has to have those "feels" and what not.  Personally I just wanted it to be a raunchy comedy!

However it is worth seeing because everyone does a decent to good job.  John Cena actually did a really good job in it.  He will most likely never have the career the Rock has had but he is not a bad performer at all.  Put him in the right roles and he is entertaining and does have some good comedic timing.

It is not the classic I was hoping it would be but funny enough and had me laughing out loud a few times so if you catch it on cable or if it hits the streaming services worth checking out.

Movie Review: Bottom 100 #14: Alone in the Dark

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have found this entry.  Today, 8/11/18, I am checking out the bottom 100 flick Alone in the Dark.  It stars Christian Slater, Tara Reid and Stephen Dorff (good grief, who thought that would be a good cast...oh of course it is Uwe Boll!)  "A detective of the paranormal slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results."  There is no way that this movie did NOT end up in the bottom 100!  It currently has a 2.3/10 with nearly 40k worth of votes.  Lets go see why the only people who saw this movie did so alone...while in the dark!

• I am glad they are reading the scroll, that is a shit ton to read!  This is a movie not a book damn it!
• Of course it is the fault of the Native Americans!  Look what they did to that poor family in Poltergeist!
• Your mom is a bitch that did not teach you to keep that trap of yours shut!
• Wait there are more voiceovers?  
• That is the kid from Rampage series by the same director!  He is actually pretty good
• Random taxi chase!  YES!
• He just karate kicked that guy like 15 feet!  
• Good grief Boll is SUCH a bad director and almost all his movies are so bad, I am not drunk enough for this flick!
• There are still ice factories in America in 2005?  Where?  Why?
• Good grief, Tara is a curator?  I am not sure if she can even walk into a museum let alone run one!
• Yeah, that guy is probably just going to load it on the truck, not steal something that is SOLID GOLD
• Oh he did not even bother to wait till it was on the truck, he just opened it.  Even though the guy said it kept back evil?  Greed is a powerful thing
• Oh shit, you are in trouble dude, the lights are flashing, that means you are fucked!
• Who are these people?
• Reid looks so weird now with her...um...enhancements
• Again...random voiceovers!
• So many pointless scenes
• Reids acting is just as bad without her enhancements though
• bad CGI or worst CGI?
• Night at the Museum sure did not make it seem as dangerous as it really is.  Look at this flick and Relic and the like!
• Three person team....and they split up?  
• Wait...I thought they split up?  Who directed this...oh right...
• Yeah you are not 713 anymore buddy!
• Its like a really bad video game plot...with a writer who is 12 years old
• WTF?  Random sex scene for no reason what so ever
• She made no noise what so ever, she should have atleast went "offff" or something like that right?  
• Wait...why not give the wife an insect thing too?
• My god she is awful, I do not believe she even knows what most of those words mean!
• I think he has the best karate kicks in the history of kicks!
• Ah yes the classic Boll shooting scene.  I think he does one of these scenes in every one of his flicks!
• Wait...they are zombies like creatures now that eat people?
• Why take the civilian?
• In the trivia over on IMDB even Boll regrets casting Reid in this flick, how sad is that!
• The flick is not over yet but I will tell you that this flick is easily a 1/10
• Why did that guy CHARGE the killer monsters?
• Its like they took everything good from the Alien flicks and ruined it and bastardized it into something horrible
• Okay this flick is going on WAY too long and it is only 100 or some minutes, should have been 80ish at most!
• Wait why did he open teh door and take the bomb out of the room?  I am confused!
• So by opening the door all people were killed?  Thanos should have just opened that door!

Well that was one of the worst things I have ever sat through.  I have nothing good to say about it.  The acting was unbelievable and the CGI was bad.  There was nothing good about it.  Nothing.  I am sorry for everyone involved in this film.  Do NOT watch this film...ever!

Movie Reivew: John Wick

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening....whenever it is you have found this entry.  Today, 8/4/18, I am checking out the flick John Wick.  It stars Keanu Reeves, Michael Nyqvist and Alfie Allen.  "An ex-hitman comes out of retirement to track down the gangsters that killed his dog and took everything from him." 

• Well this is a slow start
• Well that is a bad guy, he is always a bad guy...even when he is not 
• No action movie should make me...OH MY GOD IT IS A BEAGLE?  THEY ARE GOING TO HURT A BEAGLE?
• Beagles are the bestest doggies!  Now I miss Ace, thanks a lot stupid movie
• Oh Russians....they are horrible in movies.  Thankfully in real life they only look out for our best interest in real life!
• If they did that to my dog....I would probably do what John ends up doing to these guys.  I have always said you can do anything to me but if you mess with my dog watch out!
• Honestly why would they hurt the puppy who did nothing.  The puppy did NOTHING!
• Nice response....oh
• I think there is going to be some mayhem in this movie.  Because that is Mr. Mayhem...get it...oh never mind
• Is the guy in charge the most interesting man in world?
• Yeah that is how I would have responded too, and I think that is very civilized
• If he can do what this guy says why bother trying to kill him?  Give up your kid and take the lost if you ask me
• Nice that he has his own "cleaning" crew
• Looking at the cast of this movie there are some good performers in this 
• I think I just saw Big Sexy....hopefully he will bust out his Super Shredder outfit
• Big Sexy has a decent Russian accent!
• I thought Wick had the Hershel infinite bullet cheat from the Walking Dead but he finally had to reload
• I would think that throw over the balcony would break his back
• So the Goblin just saved Wick so he can kill him himself, smart thinking on the Goblins part, makes me Green with envy...get it!
• I like that it is not about the money
• I hate blood splatter on the camera in movies and TV
• Should have just given your son up to begin with
• It is never just a fucking dog!
• Damn Goblin was on his side.  I thought it was about the money.  So disappointed
• Poor Goblin, should have been after the money, it is about the money, always the money
• This flick is getting a little long in the tooth 

Well that was something.  It was pretty good aside from being long.  It needed to have probably 15-20 minutes shaved off, make it around 80 or 90 minutes.  At over 100 minutes I felt it was just too long.  Plus a few too many storylines with the Ms. Perkins and Marcus storyline and the hotel story as well.

Currently it has a 7.3 with nearly 400,000 votes.  I think this is probably about right.  I give it a 7/10.  I am interested in seeing the second one especially with the third one being filmed currently.  This is worth checking out if you enjoy a good old fashion revenge story!

Movie Review: Dead Shack

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have found this entry.  Today, 7/29/18, I am watching the zombie flick Dead Shack.  "While staying at a run-down cabin in the woods during the weekend, three children must save their parents from the neighbor who intends to feed them to her un-dead family."  It stars Matthew Nelson-Mahood, Lizzie Boys, Gabriel LaBelle.  It currently has a rating of 5.7 with 940 votes.  I remember seeing the concept trailer for this a year or two ago so I am excited to see this.  Should have joined the kick starter for it!

• Is that a zombie with a shotgun?
• Shit I think that was a zombie with a shotgun...and he used it.  That is worse then a hobo with a shotgun for sure!
• Oh shit, the hulu dancer...this could become fallout as those damn things are everywhere in those games!
• Colin is a total dick
• Those two "bros" are zombie food for sure!
• I kind of like Roger, he explains his jokes...I like to do that too!
• What is a demon cow?
• Dungeons and Dildos?  Where do I pick up that game?  I am asking for a friend
• Did he just randomly get into that car?  Really?
• This movie is why I do NOT go camping
• Told you!  ZOMBIE FOOD!
• That guy can dance!
• Seriously this si why you do NOT go into the woods!
• Why did the kids just stand there after throwing the rock?
• I would skip the apologizing.  
• Wait, it is okay, I think she is just Batman
• So in this world does that dead body become the next zombie?
• Strip go fish?
• Yeah I really liking Roger!
• That is a really nice shower for such a shitty cabin
• Why does he NOT stop peeing
• Sexy Cannibals IS a good band name
• Never open a room that is locked from the OUTSIDE
• Oh and a bar across it, yeah it is not a door you open in any world or universe
• 40 and all he does is eat and watch cartoons...was this modeled after me?
• That was a zombie!
• That guy turned really quickly
• Are they going to say the Z word?
• Awesome!  He farts in peoples face!  Roger is my new spirit animal!
• Awe yeah, the gearing up scene!
• I do not want sound gay or anything but unicorns kick ass!
• Kid zombies, always creepy!
• Yeah Roger is my spirit animal for sure!
• Roger has a little Ash Williams vibe going
• BITCH!  SHE KILLED ROGER!!
• Sledgehammer, nice choice!

That was a fun little flick.  I do not think the 5.7 fits this flick.  I give it a 7/10.  It was well done.  Honestly everything about it was well done.  The effects were perfect and appeared to be mostly practical.  

The acting was fine and every entertaining!  Roger and Colin and Summer were all great and Jason as the wet blanket nerdy kid was great.  I personally think that Roger stole the flick.

It was nice to see Lauren Holly in a smaller flick like this and she was good as well.  

The makeup was great and the fact that you do not see the gore and violence with most of it being implied I like better then a giant gore fest that so many flicks have become in later years

Honestly I would say if you enjoy decent written and performed horror movies this should be something you seek out.  

Movie Review: Bottom 100: Glitter

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have found this entry.  Today I am watching the 2001 flick Glitter.  It stars Mariah Carey, Eric Benét and Max Beesley.  "A young singer dates a disc jockey who helps her get into the music business, but their relationship become complicated as she ascends to super stardom."  I do not know anything about this flick other then as of 7/21/18 it is #18 on the bottom 100. 

• Well this is not a bad way to start a flick, decent music
• That scene seemed out of place and just there...weird....I can see pacing/storyline is probably going to be a problem
• Born Under a Bad Sign should be a song that young lady sings I think
• What was the point of that?  Yeah the scenes and pacing of this are flick are bad already
• OH MY GOD SHE IS AWFUL!
• Good grief the extras are awful in club scenes
• Sadly the music did NOT stay good and the acting is even worse!
• The way the one girl with the Michigan Sweats on makes me very embarrassed to be a fan!
• This DJ seems EXTREMELY douchy if you ask me, like a poor mans Marky Mark mixed with "I only hit you because I love you baby" 
• What is with the random slowmo and jump cuts?
• Daddy?
• It is sad that Carey can actually sing and usually does that screeching that she does
• Why is she just in lingerie?
• If Dice told me I was alive I would have to check my pulse because I would not believe anything he said
• I think Dice is allergic to sleeves
• This might surprise some of my readers but I have never been to a dance club...and I blame movies like this because it looks HORRIBLE
• Oh shit Dice has sleeves on!!
• This meeting looks like the rainbow coalition, one of every race color and creed
• Because nothing bad can happen in three minutes!
• What?  They are kissing?  NO!
• For just having "slept together" they look very clean and kept
• So many of these scenes are pointless!
• Good grief this music video is awful!
• This flick seems like a bunch of sketches thrown together into a flick
• Strangely I agree with Dice, the whole sex thing is not needed with real talent
• No one has bought him anything before?  Really?  
•  She can play the piano?
• I hate having my back to doors because of that, creepy guys watching me...
• What the fuck is up with those outfits...maybe I have not watched enough award shows
• Yep he is the "I only hit you because I love you" type guy
• Of course she forgives him for him being an asshole
• That was screaming?
• Like they would really send her to bail Dice out...good grief
• How can she walk down the street without people knowing its her?
• Wait..he has a piano?  
• Yep, you need to have a verbally abusive guy in your life
• So that is where Miz got it from, my hand goes up your mouth goes shut!
• If we all clap our hands and hope enough Dice will live!

Well that was not a good film that is for sure.  Does it belong in the bottom 100...not at 18 that is for sure.  It is not the 18th worse flick on IMDB for sure.  I realize there is a number of votes requirements and what not but this does not deserve to be near the top.

The pacing is bad and the acting is subpar but I blame the director and editor actually.  There were glimpses of decent acting and it shows me that it was possible.  They just needed the right directions.  Also the writer was awful.  I feel like they needed to let these people be themselves so to speak because a lot of the dialog seemed force

Overall I give it a 4/10, twice the current rating because it does NOT deserve a 2 in my opinion!

Movie Review: Bottom 100: Dragonball Evolution

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening....whenever it is you have found this entry.  Today, 7/15/18, I am checking out the IMDB Bottom 100 flick Dragonball Evolution.  It is currently #20 on the list.  "The young warrior Son Goku sets out on a quest, racing against time and the vengeful King Piccolo, to collect a set of seven magical orbs that will grant their wielder unlimited power."  It stars Justin Chatwin, James Marsters and Yun-Fat Chow.  It currently has a 2.6 with just over 63k in votes.

• Wow they are right into this...no intro...guess this is just for fans
• Did they just say that the first rule is there are no rules?  Seriously?
• The old man is cheating, he has a stick....well he did have a stick
• So he is going to a crazy old man to be taught how to be normal?  Probably not the best approach sunshine
• So they can just run people over and nothing is done...movie logic is so weird
• Uggg, that haircut!  Even I know it is bad
• What the fuck was that?  Some random day dream?
• So Dragonball is about high school bullies?
• Why did he dump his drink out?
• Does he go to kung fu high school?
• Bumblebee really wanted to stay in car form to take that abuse! 
• If she liked different why did she date stereotypical high school bully?
• Wait...what did Pikachu do to the old man?  Stop his heart?  Make his foot hurt?  I honestly could not tell
• I will say this flick has decent pacing thus far.  Not a good movie but so far it has decent pacing
• Is that Sholin Soccer on the wall?
• What the hell are they talking about?  Stars?  None of this makes sense!
• Good god who wrote this!
• So this is what made the family in Shameless turn to drugs, the oldest daughter being in this movie!
• Getting his clock cleaned?  
• I am so confused...are the characters in the Anime this stupid?
• He is just running after the car?  
• Who possibly read this script and thought "yeah this is going to be a good one!"
• Bulma actress Emmy Rossum has said its the worst of her career and that it is even worse while stoned.  How bad is a movie that is WORSE while stoned?
• Oh Ernie Hudson...I am so sorry 
• Wait...they are flirting now?
• Again I had no idea Dragonball was a teenage coming of age drama
• Do they explain how Chi-Chi and Bulma know each other?
• Seriously why Ernie?  Not getting enough residuals from Ghostbusters and Crow?
• Such dramatic boot putting on 
• So he is now a wereape?
• Oh good they repeated that rules line
• So Chi-Chi is completely pointless in the flick

I really do not know what to say about this flick.  It was no horrible but it was extremely confusing for a non-fan and probably a fan if it does not really follow the stories of the anime.  For me i had no idea what was happening often and they said words but those words did not make sense.  Randomly talking about stars and fighting and people just being friends.  I do not get it.  

The pacing was good, at no point was I bored with the flick but I was often confused.  Why was Chi-Chi there?  Why was the random surfer guy there?  What is the timeline for this?  There are so many questions that there are no answers to.  

The actors did the best they could with what they were given I feel.  I do not blame them for this horribleness, I blame the writers and director.  I wonder if there is a better possible cut and may be they had a really bad editor or something as well.  

Overall I think the 2.6 is probably correct and I give it a 3/10.  This is because of the pacing of the flick and the acting was good for what they had.  

I really cannot say to watch this flick.  There is nothing good enough to put 85 minutes of your life into the viewing of this flick unless you are like me and like to watch bad movies.  

Until next time...remember....

Movie Review: Truman Show

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have found this entry.  Today, 7/7/18, I am watching the Truman Show.  "An insurance salesman/adjuster discovers his entire life is actually a television show."  It stars Jim Carrey, Ed Harris and Laura Linney  I remember liking the flick when I saw it lets see how it holds up.

• I am surprised we have not seen this done yet
• It would be very hard to explain that...oh yeah using the old airplane in trouble excuse!
• Good grief I would punch Truman even if I was on a TV Show
• That is how celebrity stalkers start
• That is how I feel about public transportation too!
• Yeah everyone LOVES desk jobs!
• Where the hell is Fiji?  Did they pick the dumbest people to stock the island?
• That moon looks SO fake....oh right
• Oh right they "killed off" his dad
• How did these issues not happen before?
• They are going to have to build a psycho ward after these few days
• You would think that a show going this long would have a better wardrobe budget!
• I would shove that trumpet up his ass!
• How would she keep getting on set?  It makes no sense
• That car is pretty good at driving on the beach and loose sands
• Seriously they have not had any issues and suddenly several in two days?  Very strange and convenient!
• THAT WAS ASSAULT!
• Yeah Truman is going away for a while....to the looney bin!
• And I thought I was going to get to see an amputation
• This movie works so well because Carrey plays crazy so well
• FOREST FIRE!
• I am going to start doing a promo for things randomly in my life
• Oh right pig vomit is in this flick
• Really?  The return of the dad?  Jumping the shark boys and girls!
• I wish my life was manipulated like this sometimes, always good things it seems
• Mr. Burns!
• Well he is a manipulator but so is everyone for someone are they not?
• He might be suspicious now if he was not already
• Where is Capt. Mike Rotunda when you need him?
• Bonus points for those who got that reference
• How does he know how to sail?
• Talk about a true god complex
• Talk about needing a lot of therapy!
• Truman is like a whale in captivity, he cannot survive in the real world.  Should have killed him in the storm!
• Why would people be happy?  The show is over

I gave this a 7/10 last time I rated this and I think it stands there.  IMDB has it at a 8.1/10 and I cannot argue with that just not there for me.  Enjoyable and probably his best work but it is also kind of artsy for my taste.  

The supporting cast is really what makes the movie in my opinion.  The best friend and the director are both fantastic performers.  

I think it would have been a fascinating flick to have been done as a real movie only to find it all out at the end that it was all manipulated.  Had the viewers be the real "Truman".  Interesting idea but cannot be done in this day and age with spoilers constantly.  

If you have not seen the flick check it out, it is good and has its comedic moments.  If you have seen it it is worth a second viewing in my opinion. 

Until next time...Abyssinia!

Movie Review: Jurassic Dead

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening....whenever it is you have found this blog.  I am back after some time off to deal with personal stuff.  Today, 6/23/18 I am checking out the flick Jurassic Dead.  "A cracked scientist aligns with the Axis of Evil to bring down the US of A with EMP blasts, toxic zombification gas and an unleashing of the ultimate undead killing monstrosity -- the Z-REX"  It stars Matt Block, Cooper Elliott and Ben Johnson.  It currently has a 4.5/10 on IMDB with 98 votes.  I personally can't wait to see some zombie dinosaurs!

• 80 minutes, probably a good running time for this flick
• I already want this soundtrack!
• So it is either get shot in the head or get eaten by a zombie dinosaur...I think I would pick the the gun shot in the head
• The bald guy is the scientist?  Really?  Was Denise Richards busy?  BAM!
• OH MY GOD THE BEST LOOKING DINOSAUR EVER!!

• Seriously that was like the dinosaurs at Dinosaurs Alive at Impression 5 (That is a call back to my elementary days in Charlotte/Lansing Michigan area!)
• What school only has like 10 students in a class?  Couldn't they give out free sandwiches and get more people?
• Oh my god, this acting is awful!
• Is this a found footage flick?  Oh....nope....damn
• I don't think that was a real cigar!
• So...um...no one saw this asteriod coming?  
• Dear lord who wrote this?
• Where are the zombie dinosaurs?  I was promised zombie dinosaurs
• Wait...how is the helicopter still working?  No electronics in that?
• It is nice to Yosemite Sam get work
• 60 miles before nightfall.  Interesting
• How am I suppose to know what is electronically and what is not?  Really?
• Thank god for public domain music!
• What is he shooting at...the gas?
• I was thinking he looked Duke Nukem too!  Or Brian Knobbs if he was skinny

• Is he a mix between Billy and Scare-Crow?
• Wait...did Duke/Knobbs just fight the T-Rex hand to hand and knock it out?
• Why is the T-Rex so small?
• Have they not figured out that they are zombies?
• Wait...are we going to hear redneck take a crap?  Not cool
• Why is this flick celebrating the zombie Knobbs killing redneck guy with his own theme music?
• Really?  Wasting the ammo on the metal door that just fell apart....who wrote this shit?
• No nearly enough zombie dinosaurs eating humans and other dinosaurs and what not

I am so confused about this flick.  I thought only one soldier survived but I saw two plus a girl and why dod they have the dino head on their roof?  Also are they zombies or just flesh eaters?  

• I do not usually add comments here but I think they put more effort into the credits!
• Really?   A post credit scene in this flick?

I have no idea what I just watched.  I feel like the writers had an outline for the flick and just "We don't need anything more than this.  Each card is a scene and we are good."  It was disjointed and confusing and the dialog made what I wrote in Grade School good.  I cannot write dialog worth shit but sweat baby Jesus this made my dialog look like Shakespeare!  

The acting was over the top to just basically said like reading a queue card with no effort.  It was all over the place and not in a good way.  

The dinosaur was awful and made no sense and honestly did not anything to the film.  Could have just been zombies/infected and would have made more sense.  The inclusion of the T-Rex just muddied the waters.

Overall I give this a 3 only because the nerd girl and Duke Knobbs entertained me.  I guess you can watch this if you can find a copy but do not go out of your way.  It is bad and not in an entertaining train wreck sort of way!

Movie Review: Another Yeti a Love Story: Life on the Streets (2017)

Good morning, good afternoon or good afternoon...whenever it is you have come across this flick.  Today, 6/30, I am checking out the flick Another Yeti a Love Story: Life on the Streets.  It currently, and I cannot believe I am typing this, has a 3.7/10 on IMDB with 111 votes.  "After moving to Los Angeles to start anew, Adam, an out of the closet single father of a yeti baby, is dragged into the underground sex trade when his child is kidnapped; Now with the help of his two new friends, a heroin-addicted yeti prostitute and a sexy stripper, they must fight the forces of evil to save the world."  It stars Whitney Moore, Lloyd Kaufman, Tommy Pistol.  Dear lord what am I about to watch...

• I do hate wasting courvoisier too!
• That poor yeti...
• Oh I thought that was a statue's penis but it was not
• How did Adam have a baby yeti...with two males?
• Oh wow...there has been a lot of gay sex references thus far....in the two minutes I've seen
• OH MY GOD THAT IS AWESOME!  THAT BABY YETI IS AWESOME!
• The flop side?
• Why would you kidnap a yeti baby?  
• What in the fuck and I watching?
• The stripper was acting like a cat and then dancing the robot?  I am not drunk enough for this flick!
• Two guys dressed like the president making out?
• That baby yeti just bit her face off!
• Wait...those guys went to a regular strip club and got a tiny dicked guy dancing?
• Alisters dick is bloody!
• How high were the writers of this flick?
• Dr. Lust?
• VCR Repair school?
• Good grief this is just awful!
• So the guy isn't gay after all?
• Ambien makes you tweet racist commons and buy melons instead of porn and booze.  DAMN YOU AMBIEN!
• More penis!
• Oh good yeti vomit
• That is a giant yeti penis
• Dear lord I have seen porn with less penis in it!
• What the fuck in this flick?
• I have never been drunk enough in my life to actually watch this flick

This still is not the worst movie I have ever seen but it is right up there.  It is not special dead bad but dear lord it is only like half a step behind.  It made no sense and the acting is horrible.  There is NO reason to EVER watch this film.  I am so sorry that Whitney Moore did this.  Whitney you are better then this my dear!  Do not watch this and if you do do not blame me. I warned you!

Movie Review: Snake outta Compton

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have come across this entry.  Today, 4/28/18, I am checking out the obvious classic Snake Outta Compton.  It stars Ricky Flowers Jr., Motown Maurice and Donte Essien.  "A rap group on the verge of signing their first record deal is the city's only hope in a battle with a giant mutating snake monster."  How can this movie be bad!  According to IMDB it has a 3.3 rating...I highly DOUBT it deserves that.

• Snakes falling from a plane?...I'm sorry Motherfucking Snake falling from a Motherfucking Plane
• Really a Training day joke?  When you have to saying "training day" you probably shouldn't do the joke
• Did that snake just burrow into his hand?
• Is that a midget?  Nope just looks like a midget I guess
• Of course he has a "growth ray"
• So that white guy showed up at that party with a cat in the hat hat?  Really?
• Better CGI than Birdemic
• Why does the weird redheaded girl have fake teeth?
• That is compound interest bitch
• That guy just shoved an entire Twinkie in his mouth!
• That snake just went up that guys butt!
• Watching people play video games on YouTube, that is what kids do!
• Good god who wrote this thing?
• Why the slowmo?
• He just said poo poo....good grief
• How does that kid have a centrifuge
• She did have nice boobs, although I doubt DNA was all that was involved
• Wait...she sucked dicks bigger then that snake and they cried to their momma about it?  That...who wrote these insults?
• They mock/copy movies yet they don't do it right!
• I think Verkal is turning into Snakeman from He-Man
• OH MY GOD!  Is he going to have "relations with the snake?  Yes he is
• But....um....OJ white bronco speed was slow
• I feel like the white rapper should be Jamie Kennedy
• How is the snake going up the building?  
• Also why did the crazy redhead climb the antenna?
• Really?  Quoting Aliens
• Nice Mortal Kombat music rip off
• Are the guards now like snake zombies?
• Wait...shouldn't the snake be going after them because of the "beats"
• I have no idea what they were singing
• Why did they stop "playing"
• So a snakes heart is in throat?

I have no idea what I just watched.  Its been 17 years and they were mocking Training Day.  Really?  I mean there are people who won't even know that flick and yet it was an important part of the flick flick.  Overall I give this flick a 2/10...and only because of the Training Day part.  The guy who did Denzel's part was actually kind of funny and entertaining.  Aside from that this was not good or fun.  It was just odd and slightly uncomfortable at times.  I will not recommend this flick boys and girls.  Until next time...Abyssinia!

Movie Review: Infinity Wars (warning spoilers)

It finally arrived...well he finally arrived!

And he didn't disappoint at all!

From here on out assume that everything I say is a spoiler.  Do NOT read on if you have not seen the flick...you have been warned

Okay where to begin with this movie.  I'll start with saying that there has not been a better Spider Man on the screen that I have seen.  The scene at the end where he is saying he doesn't want to go...as heart wrenching as #10 saying it.  Wonderfully done young man!

The start of the flick was shocking to say the least.  I wasn't expecting the removal of one of the major fan favorites like that, but honestly Loki has probably lasted longer then needed.  However it set the tone for the flick which was needed.  Too often in these flicks you don't feel your favorites are in danger because they're the heroes.  You actually felt like the heroes were in danger....and they are!

I would like to say there is something bad about the flick but I can't really pick anything.  Maybe the pacing a slight bit but even that I can't truly say.  At no point did I think this needs to move on.

The amount of screen time that Dr. Strange got was even an okay thing as his character worked much better in an assemble cast like this then it did one its own.  While I did NOT like his stand alone flick he was good here, especially playing off Spidey and Iron Man.

The inclusion of the Guardians was done perfectly.  Star Lord and Drax and....well all of them didn't seem overshadowed by the other characters which could have happened very easily given the star power and screen time the others have had over the last ten years.

Have I said how heart wrenching the final Spider Man scene was?  Seriously!

It was nice to see Agent Hill and Fury at the end as well.  I would have liked to see Coulson and the Agents of SHIELD referenced or even better show up but that is just me wanting to tie things together even more and I really REALLY like the Coulson character.

I liked that they continued to have Thor be funny but show a "human" side in his scene with Rocket.  It is rare for me to feel for a superhero, or in this case a god, in a flick but you felt for him.  Having his eye back I didn't like however, I thought the eyepatch was a good look for Thor.

Seriously how great is Tom Holland?

Oh here is a question for you all, if Thanos can turn back time and bring Vision back from the dead why not do it for Gamora since he, seemingly, truly loved her?

It is interesting that we are basically back to the original Avengers cast now plus Ant-Man (we assume since his movie is next) minus Loki and Fury.  The GotG cast is gone, Spidey, Black Panther and Falcon are all gone.  Well we still have Capt. Rocket so we have that going for us though!

Another surprise to me is that Hawkeye is not in this flick AT ALL.  I guess when I ran to the restroom they reference him and Ant-Man but still could have had a shot of them in there (and maybe they did and I missed it but it doesn't sound like it).  The directors have said there is a reason for this but still kind of weird.  Ant-Man I'm okay with, even though I really liked his character, but Hawkeye is an OG brother!

Oh...how good was Brolin as Thanos?  I love a bad guy that isn't maniacal sometimes.  I mean the crazy lets destroy the Earth bad guy is fun and all but Thanos isn't that.  Thanos truly believes what he is doing is the right thing...and part of him is right.  Much like a plant, sometimes you need to trim things back.  You can't allow things to grow out of control like life has in the galaxy/universe.  I guess I would be a servant of Thanos in that I kind of agree with him....and like most cowards I'm going to go with whatever might keep me alive!

Overall I would give this flick a rare 10/10.  Seriously wonderful and so well done.  The folks at Marvel Studios continue to one up themselves each time they release a film to the point where there is going to be a huge disappointment at some point because of it.

Movie Review: Cars 3

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have found this entry.  Today, 12/30/17, I am checking out Cars 3.  It stars Owen Wilson, Cristela Alonzo and Chris Cooper.             "Lightning McQueen sets out to prove to a new generation of racers that he's still the best race car in the world."  As of today it has it has a 6.9 with 34,244 votes.

• So their tired are their legs and arms right?  So in a pit stop they are literally swapping out their legs and arms for new ones!
• and the race is basically a foot race right?
• I think Jackson Storm is based on the Go-Bot Crasher!

• They are basically talking about analytics right?
• I like that they use real sports people in the flick
• I hope I did not need to see the 2nd one to understand the complex plot!
• So Lightnings crash is like...um....how does this fit into human foot racing?  I think I am thinking too much about this flick
• I forgot how flat some pixar voice acting is since they use actors not voice actors
• How is "On the horn" funny?
• Remember when Pixar flicks were always good?  Then Cars and Finding Dory came out...is that wrong?
• Its the guys from Car Talk...that makes me sad
• Is...that Capt. Hammer?

• So...the car wrap...is that like melting plastic to our skin?  Again I might be overthinking this whole car=humans thing
• So is this a Rocky thing?
• I would punch a person like Cruise/Cruz
• And there is "Cliff"
• Is Ric Flair going to show up?
• This reminds me of the Junkyard scene in the Brave Little Toaster
• Now I want to watch the Brave Little Toaster
• I'm confused, Lightning was the last car standing...till the bus stood up
• Confidence is EVERYTHING my friends, fake it till you make it!
• Ugg, how do you make an animated flick boring?  
• Jesus there is still 30 minutes of this movie?
• So cars are humans AND cows?  Weird
• I feel like this should be based on what the sports people say about LeBron...every season
• Ugg, just once I'd like to see a movie like this end with the "underdog" NOT winning
• seriously how is this flick not OVER yet?
• Capt. Mal is the bad guy?  Really?

5.0 is my rating.  I really do not know what to say about this flick.  It was...well it was boring.  I mean really boring in my opinion.  

The jokes were flat, the voice acting was often flat...in short the flick was just there for me.  I did not really care for the first, skipped the second and should have skipped this one.  I guess if you REALLY like Pixar you should check it out but if you want a good Pixar flick there are better ones out there!

Movie Review: Edge of Tomorrow

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have come across this entry.  Today, 4/21/18, I am re-watching the 2014 Edge of Tomorrow.  It stars Emily Blunt, Tom Cruise and Bill Paxton.  "A soldier fighting aliens gets to relive the same day over and over again, the day restarting every time he dies."  Groundhogs Day meets Starship Troopers!  It currently has a 7.9 on IMDB.

• I forgot that Brendan Gleeson was in this flick!
• This has a very Starship Troopers feel at the beginning
• I forgot how old Cruise looked in this flick
• Yeah...blackmail probably is NOT the best approach "Major"
• Is that Tony Todd?  He is not credited but it sure looked and sounded like him
• Bill Paxton is SO good in this flick...and it is sad to think he is not around any more
• As I mentioned before, a mix between Groundhogs Day, Starship Troopers and The Matrix
• Its interesting that Cruise is SO bad in this flick when usually he is good at everything he does
• Jackson from Legends of Tomorrow?  Too bad he can't turn into Firstorm without Gray
• Why would they do PT without the suites?
• Needs to work on timing of the roll there Tommy Boy
• This is such an interesting idea, a hive mind that sends out bad guys that fits its enemy, love it
• Love that he reverts to multimedia guy as quickly as he can
• I forgot this was funny as well as smartly written
• I'll be honest, the ability to redo your mistakes after dying is a superpower I wouldn't mind having
• The trailer was not really dead weight
• That is the problem isn't it?  You cannot stop caring for people and you would have to watch them die each and every time...one draw back to the power if you cannot save the person you love
• This movie is strangely captivating and I keep finding myself lost watching the flick instead of writing witty comments
• I forgot this movie drags at certain points when Cruise is NOT dying 
• I still think that Emily Blunt is not amazonian enough for this role
• Its a good thing Cruise is a REALLY good swimmer

Overall the flick is a fun flick.  I think the 7.9 is a little high though.  I give it a 7/10.  Very enjoyable and enjoyable enough that I picked up the DVD at Wal-Mart.  The designs and CGI were both fantastic and while the monsters resemble those in the Matrix upon rewatching it is not nearly as bad as I thought when I first saw the flick.

Say what you want about Tom Cruise but he is a pretty good actor.  He does a good job in most if not all of the roles that he takes on.  At the same time you can look at Emily Blunt and say she has been in just about every genre of film and has done a good job on all of those really.  

I will say that I do not think that Emily was correct for the role she was fantastic in it if that makes sense.  Much like Gal Godot as Wonder Woman, not my pick but very good in the role.

Honestly I cannot really think of anything bad about the film.  I would have liked to have more time with the squad and less time with the love story but that is normal anymore.

Again overall I say 7/10.  Worth checking out if you enjoy sci-fi or action flicks.  Oh and when you throw Brendan Gleeson in a film you know it is going to be good!

Newest Member of the Jennifer and Scott Petkov feat. Menzo Brazier list

The list returns and a day later it  gets a new member!  The newest member is:

Randa Jarrar

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This Professor, yes she is a creative writing professor, went on twitter and had the following to say about Barbara Bush:

“Barbara Bush was a generous and smart and amazing racist who, along with her husband, raised a war criminal,” Randa Jarrar wrote Tuesday night on Twitter, according to the Fresno Bee.

In another tweet, the outspoken professor wrote: “I’m happy the witch is dead. can’t wait for the rest of her family to fall to their demise the way 1.5 million iraqis have. byyyeeeeeee.”

Those two paragraphs are directly from MSN.  She went on to taunt that she had tenure and will never be fired.  

I wouldn't be so sure there "Professor".  The President of the university, Fresno State, went on to say "A professor with tenure does not have blanket protection to say and what they wish.  We are all held accountable for our actions."

If you agree or disagree with the things that were done during both of the Bush Presidencies, what Mrs. Bush has said you do not go out and say these things, in my humble opinion...and since this is my blog that is what counts!

If you don't like someone who passes on you just do not comment.  Like Thumpers mama told him:

What is worse is the way she responded to criticism.  Taunting people and according to the MSN she even shared a contact number that went to the Arizona State University Suicide Hotline.  

This woman taunted those who don't agree with her, basically wished for the death of an entire family and will possibly go on to make, according to her, $100,000 next year.  

I will say this, if my child went to that University they would not be anymore!  I would be demanding a full refund for my money as well.  I do not care if it is the Bush's, Obama's, Trump's, Kennedy's or Bennett's.  Much like Colin Kaepernick, she has the right to say and do these things...but you then pay for your actions.  I personally would like to see this woman "future endeavored" to use a wrestling term.  There is no way ANY public money should be going to a person with this much hate in their heart.  

Honestly what makes me feel sick about this whole thing is the fact that this woman is shaping young minds.  18-23 year old minds who are still forming opinions and trying to find their place in the world.  This kind of HATE, and that is what it was...hate...and possibly a terroristic threat, is what we has humanity need to stop.  This is not about politics it is about being a decent fucking human being.  My view of her right now is that she is not and that is why Randa Jarrar.....

Before we get to the list you will see I removed a few people.  Paul Watson, Lars, Michael Bay and a few others.  Why?  Because these assholes on this list make these people look like good people and honestly just because Michael Bay makes shitty movies does not make him a bad person. Lars suing me doesn't make him a tool.  Paul Watson being a fat lying scum bag....well okay he is really close to be on the list still!

Newest member of the Jennifer and Scott Petkov feat. Menzo Brazier list!  

IT IS MENZO BRAZIER!  He is coming in like a bullet!! This asshole has two kids and a pregnant lady are in the car and has loaded fucking gun where a three year old can get to it! The fucking dipshit boyfriend has only been charged with child endangerment. The asshole should be charged with attempted murder or whatever it would have been if he had shot the woman. Fuck this person, Menzo Brazier, you just made my list! It is almost enough for me to revive my The Jennifer and Scott Petkov List! Hell It would now be the Jennifer & Scott Petkov fea. Menzo Brazier list!

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This time Oregon's Marion County Judge Vance Day.  Much like the bigot Kim Davis from Kentucky, who is currently a guest of the state until she agrees to do her job, this Judge refuses to do his job and perform marriages. 

Mr. Day, you do not get to pick which laws you enforce!  DO YOUR JOB!  If you don't decide that you can't do your job due to your moral/religious objects I applaud you.  You stand by your morals and do what you feel is right.  However you do not get to keep that job.  If I decide I am going to practice Teetotalism yet I am a bartender, I don't get to keep said job just not serve alcohol.  Enough is enough people! 

I could go on but why?  Go read my Kim Davis entry and change the name.  I hope Oregon has a nice jail cell ready for Mr. Day and that he goes there very quickly!

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Midland School District Vice President Clint McCance. This assclown went onto facebook and posted negative things about homosexuals. Including using the terms "queer" and "fag" repeatedly, promised to disown his own children if they were gay, and stated that he enjoys "the fact that [gay people] often give each other AIDS and die." according to CNN. Well you're on my list and it sickens me that they can't do anything. The cocksucker (yes I see the irony of using that phrase here) should be fired and not allowed within 1000 feet of ANY public education sponsored event or property. He is no different than a drug pusher. He is pushing hate and intolerance which is actually more dangerous than ANY illegal drug out there. 

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Jennifer and Scott Petkov: They mocked a dying seven year old online and even parked a truck with a coffin in front of their house. FUCK YOU TWO ASSHOLES!

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As I type this I am in tears. Why? Because of a young girl in Michigan. If you've gone to my podcast you know I was angry yesterday after finding out about a young girl with Huntington Disease was mocked and bullied by her neighbors. This 7 year wasn't bullied by kids but by their parents. People my age. I joined a facebook page supporting her and looking at the pictures and she always looks so happy and for this assholes to mock this girl makes me sick. I am not a violent person but I swear to god if anyone ever deserved to get a old school ass kicking its Scott and Jennifer Petkov. I won't go crazy here as I did it on my podcast already. But if there is a God, and shit like this continues to make me believe there isn't, then Scott and Jennifer have a world of hurt coming to them. I don't wish ill on people normally but if I find out that someone hurt these two people I won't shed a tear and honestly I would buy the people who did it a beer...hell probably two. 

This young girl was handed a life sentence and these people mock her because their kids didn't get invited to her birthday party...well there is probably a reason. 

This story just put one more nail in my coffin as far as my belief that there is good out there. 

In closing let me say that the Fat Man's Tool list will forever be renamed as the Jennifer and Scott Petkov list. Fuck both of you.

Oh and for the record I do hope none of this blows back on the Petkov's kids and I hope they learn from this and they do something good with their lives. Scott and Jenny...FUCK YOU TWO!

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Rene Ellmer: Republican Congressional cadidate from North Carolina. Just look at this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QvKOdiyFaw`

Rev. Terry Jones - an asshole cocksucker who on 9/11 is going to lead a burn the Quran rally. Biggest tool in the country

Jan Brewer R-Gov. Arizona [New 9-3] for lying about headless bodies in the desert

Dr. Laura Schlessinger [NEW 9-1] for just being a bitch

Texas State Rep. Debbie Riddle, R-Tomball for her responses on Anderson Cooper

Rep. Louie Gohmert for his responses on Anderson Cooper

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Rick Santorum. This Presidential failure....er candidate was asked the following question at the Fox News Debate:

In 2010, when I was deployed to Iraq, I had to lie about who I was, because I'm a gay soldier, and I didn't want to lose my job. My question is, under one of your presidencies, do you intend to circumvent the progress that's been made for gay and lesbian soldiers in the military?

His answer is basically to go back to the way it was because: 

"That policy would be re-instituted. And as far as people who are in -- in -- I would not throw them out, because that would be unfair to them because of the policy of this administration, but we would move forward in -- in conformity with what was happening in the past, which was, sex is not an issue. It is -- it should not be an issue. Leave it alone, keep it -- keep it to yourself, whether you're a heterosexual or a homosexual."

Why should people, as the man RISKING HIS FUCKING LIFE IN IRAQ, pretend to be someone else. No homosexual person is prancing around the barracks in pig tails checking out the other guys (well I don't think atleast). I don't think any gay man is saying:

"Hi my name is Gil and I'm a gay man." 

You are right leave it out of it but don't make people hide who and what they are. Rick Santorum well to your place on the Petkov list. Look around at the people around you you fuck. They are all worthless pieces of shit and you fit right in. Unlike the real work you might be able to be President here.

Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis you're the newest member of my Tool List you....well tool.  This woman has been told several times to issue marriage licenses and refused to do it.  Courts have ordered her to do her JOB, the JOB she was hired for yet she still doesn't.  She is in contempt of the courts yet she still walks free. 

My opinion she should be in jail for contempt and fined ten times the amount it costs the tax payer everyday she is in there. Enough of this bullshit discrimination. It wouldn't fly it someone was doing it against Christians or African Americans. She should be ashamed of herself and all Christians should be ashamed of her and her bigotry.

She had a "rally" over the weekend where thousands of people supported her.  I assume they had their white sheets in the laundry that day!  I look at people like this woman and her supporters as nothing more then bigots.  I have no use for ANYONE who denies people their legal rights or discriminates against people. 

So Kim Davis, welcome to your place on the Tool List!