2018/07/01

Movie Review: Another Yeti a Love Story: Life on the Streets (2017)


Good morning, good afternoon or good afternoon...whenever it is you have come across this flick.  Today, 6/30, I am checking out the flick Another Yeti a Love Story: Life on the Streets.  It currently, and I cannot believe I am typing this, has a 3.7/10 on IMDB with 111 votes.  "After moving to Los Angeles to start anew, Adam, an out of the closet single father of a yeti baby, is dragged into the underground sex trade when his child is kidnapped; Now with the help of his two new friends, a heroin-addicted yeti prostitute and a sexy stripper, they must fight the forces of evil to save the world."  It stars Whitney Moore, Lloyd Kaufman, Tommy Pistol.  Dear lord what am I about to watch...
  • I do hate wasting courvoisier too!
  • That poor yeti...
  • Oh I thought that was a statue's penis but it was not
  • How did Adam have a baby yeti...with two males?
  • Oh wow...there has been a lot of gay sex references thus far....in the two minutes I've seen
  • OH MY GOD THAT IS AWESOME!  THAT BABY YETI IS AWESOME!
  • The flop side?
  • Why would you kidnap a yeti baby?  
  • What in the fuck and I watching?
  • The stripper was acting like a cat and then dancing the robot?  I am not drunk enough for this flick!
  • Two guys dressed like the president making out?
  • That baby yeti just bit her face off!
  • Wait...those guys went to a regular strip club and got a tiny dicked guy dancing?
  • Alisters dick is bloody!
  • How high were the writers of this flick?
  • Dr. Lust?
  • VCR Repair school?
  • Good grief this is just awful!
  • So the guy isn't gay after all?
  • Ambien makes you tweet racist commons and buy melons instead of porn and booze.  DAMN YOU AMBIEN!
  • More penis!
  • Oh good yeti vomit
  • That is a giant yeti penis
  • Dear lord I have seen porn with less penis in it!
  • What the fuck in this flick?
  • I have never been drunk enough in my life to actually watch this flick
This still is not the worst movie I have ever seen but it is right up there.  It is not special dead bad but dear lord it is only like half a step behind.  It made no sense and the acting is horrible.  There is NO reason to EVER watch this film.  I am so sorry that Whitney Moore did this.  Whitney you are better then this my dear!  Do not watch this and if you do do not blame me. I warned you!

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