Movie Review: Bottom 100: # 88: S Darko

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever you have found this entry.  Today, 2019/02/22 I am checking out the flick S Darko.  Today is it #88 on the Bottom 100.  "Donnie Darko's little sister, Samantha Darko, and her best friend Corey are on a country-cross road trip. They find themselves entangled in a dangerous glitch in the time-space continuum."  It stars Daveigh Chase, Briana Evigan and James Lafferty.  It currently has 3.6/10 with 12,343 votes.

• I want to be clear, I have not seen Donnie Darko...wonder if that will be needed
• She waited 7 years to run away?  Who does that?
• Why is she so pissed?  That can't be the first time
• Well this is starting off very strange
• And with shitty music
• Shouldn't she be waiting near the road not wondering off?
• This is going to be a brutal 90+ minutes
• I should have had a drink before this; it is not good at all, no wonder it is in the bottom 100
• I feel like I have been watching this shitty movie that long!
• Men in Black?  Really?
• 2x times is not fast enough 
• Oh good even more shitty music
• Why would she want to she his room?  Who wrote this?
• Force at work?  Evil?  Yeah that would be the creators of this movie...evil!
• Is that Jesse from Saved by the Bell?
• Of course a bunny right?  I think that has something to do with the first flick
• Honestly, this might be the worst movie that I have ever seen....ever
• I wish this movie would have died
• dear god, no....they aren't starting this over are they?
• This is the worse choice your own adventure ever!  
• Wait...two days still?
• I feel like I have 11 hours left of this flick
• 30 minutes left and I am about ready to throw the towel in

That might be the worse movie I have ever sat through.  Do not EVER watch this.  Nothing witty or funny here.  Just DO NOT WATCH THIS!  Go watch Special Dead or Yeti: A Love Story or the second one or anything but this.  New WORST MOVIE EVER! 1/10 only because I don't give zeros!

Pledge This!: A Movie Review

Hello again.  This is to remind you folks what I do for you my faithful readers!  I am watching #6 on the Bottom 100 as of March 15th, 2016.  That is right.  I am watching Pledge This!  It stars  Paris Hilton, Simon Rex and Paula Garcés.  "At South Beach University, a beautiful sorority president takes in a group of unconventional freshman girls seeking acceptance into her house."  I wonder if this will live up to #6.

• Oh my god, it starts with the worst voice over ever and some of the worst "freshmen" guys ever!  But one of them is married to Christina Hendricks so what do I know

• Good grief I'm three minutes in and it is awful
• Who thought putting Paris Hilton in a film was a good idea
• Good god this is bad!
• How does this have a 1.9 right now on IMDB?  If I could give it a 0
• Wow...remember when National Lampoon meant something good
• This...this is awful and I have no idea how this was made.  Makes Birdemic look like a classic
• Those girls are laughing while covered in shit?
• The worst voice overs EVER!  Paris Hilton is horrible
• Oh good god tell me this isn't going to happen...yep the dog...my god
• Pointer in my purple star fish?
• Feet are SO gross
• This guy is still a working actor?  HOW? HOW ARE ANY OF THESE PEOPLE?

• I heard that some of the actors in Troll 2 don't put the flick on their resume.  You couldn't pay me to claim I was in this flick!
• I've said I'd do almost anything for money but I wouldn't be in this movie.  
• Is he suppose to be the same person?  I'm so fucking confused
• Every time a new actor shows up they are worst then the last!
• Sofía Vergara must leave this off her resume.  I'm guessing she is more likely to leave Soul Plane on it

I shall start off with my rating.  1/10.  If I could give it a lower rating on IMDB I would but good god it as awful!  It might be the worst thing I've ever seen and I watched Special Dead.

I can't say anything good about this flick.  Not a damn thing.  The director, William Heins, should be ashamed.  If I had directed this film I wouldn't have allowed it to be distributed with my name on it. Honestly I'd rather watch Yeti: A Love Story on a 24 hour loop then this.

The editing was so bad there was basically a commercial break between a couple of scenes!  The acting was horrible.  The script made the acting worse.  

This is officially the worst thing I've ever seen.  Everyone involved should be ashamed.  I am ashamed for them and I'd gladly be in "bad" movies but this was a bad movie.  If you don't know the difference get away from my blog!