Movie Review: Dead Sushi

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have come across this entry.  Today I am checking out a flick that my lovely wife suggested to me.  She knows my love for bad movies and she found the 2012 flick Dead Sushi.  As of 12/06/17 it has a 5.8 out of 10 with 1018 votes. It stars  Rina Takeda, Kentarô Shimazu and Takamasa Suga.  "Keiko, the daughter of a legendary sushi chef, runs away from home when his Karate-style regimen becomes too severe. Finding work at a rural hot springs inn, she is ridiculed by the eccentric staff and guests."  What this had to do with dead sushi I have no idea!  But I have always said I will watch just about any flick suggested to me (there are limits....look at you Human Centipede flicks).  So lets delve into the world of....DEAD SUSHI!

• Raw fish is really gross looking!
• 11 years to learn how to make sushi?  Really?  
• Wait...so sushi is made by ninjas?  That...makes it slightly more interesting 
• It seems really unclean to do marital arts around food
• Did he just say women smell like fish?  
• Of course there are pervy business men
• That janitor guy is creepy
• "You have nice hand you know that?"  
• Penalty?  A kiss? 
• Those are some kissing sounds alright
• Shouldn't they be kung fu fighting?  Is that wrong of me to say?
• Did he just throw shrimp...nope it was a squid
• He just got tongued by his girlfriend!
• This movie is really creepy with the male/female dynamic
• Wow these guys REALLY like sushi and its making
• That guy was looking at that sushi very...um....sexually
• Seriously these people REALLY like sushi
• The Von Erichs would be proud of that Iron Claw!
• They are going to kill the sushi chef?
• He was going to kill her for saying his sushi was bad?
• YES!  Gang fight over sushi!  
• Right in the salmon roll!
• We need an American Version of this....over...um...chicken wings!
• Best still shot ever in a movie?

• Is he going to inject himself?  Nope...the squid....reminds me a bit of One Eyed Monster
• Why can the squid fly?
• Did she just fart after getting headbutted to the butt?
• Did that squid just...um...you know have sex with that fatty Tuna roll?
• Yep, that squid is getting freaky
• I wonder if this is where they got the idea for Attack of the Killer Donuts
• Why did she stick her tongue out?  
• Good grief...pervy guys of course
• Is that struggling or dancing?
• Fear of knives...interesting
• Maybe he did inject himself
• YES!  MORE KISSING SOUNDS!
• A Japanese kiss that uses an egg?  OH MY GOD!  THAT IS DISGUSTING!
• Gives the Clerks scene about snowballing a completely different meaning....
• Is the sushi suppose to be singing?
• Yet more farting
• Yep the sushi sings...this is a weird flick
• They got over their embarrassment pretty quickly
• LEGENDARY ROBOT DANCE!!!!
• Its warm?  Is sushi suppose to be warm?
• That...is a lot of blood
• He just cut off his own nose and lips
• Something got in there?  GOOD GRIEF!
• Nosaka....good plan!
• He became a giant tuna....and somehow has a giant axe
• Well those are random boobs
• Baby sushi?
• Good grief shut up egg sushi!
• Rice sushi zombies....nice
• Longest 400 yards ever
• The sushi had a flame thrower!  SEARED SUSHI!
• That is a barn?
• He understands these things because he grew up poor?  Yeah I don't understand either Keiko
• That was a lot of rice she had in her mouth!
• YES!  HE GRABBED THE KNIFE!
• Sushi-chucks!  YES!
• A lot of snowballing in this flick.....
• Special Sushi Roll....not what I was expecting....its just a weird CGI Sushi roll battle ship....
• That was a tranquilizer?  Really?  
• This flick is really weird!
• The subtitles are cracking me up; much funnier than the English sometimes.  
• BEST RUN EVER!!

That flick was very fun!  It was just the right amount of camp and overacting without being just stupid.  The CGI was horrible but I think it is suppose to be.

I give it a 7/10 because it knew what it was and embraced it.  Like Attack of the Killer Donuts and Zombeavers it is exactly what it should be.  

I had both subtitles and English soundtrack and they bother were entertaining.  The voice of the evil business man was so fantastic!  Evil in the campy way.

I would suggest people hunting this flick down because it was fun and entertaining and just weird enough to make you shake your head!