Navy Seals vs. Zombies: A Movie Review

Howdy folks!  I'm back, today with some zombie goodness.  This time I'm going to be watching Navy Seals vs. Zombies.  "A team of highly skilled Navy SEALS find themselves embarking on the battle of their lives when they come face-to-face with the undead. After a deadly outbreak occurs in New Orleans, the SEALS must fight for their lives, and the city, against an army of zombies."  It stars Stephanie Honoré, Ed Quinn, Sue-Lynn Ansari.  

• A mix of fast and slow?  What is this a video game?
• What are thy shooting?  There wasn’t anything there....or was there?
• How can we get through this wooden door?  Kick it?  Pick the lock?  I know use an explosion!
• Is that Gunner from Impact Wrestling?  Yes it is!  He is a former soldier
• The VP is a big big man
• Wow the Secret Service does not fuck around
• Are they zombies or possessed by demons!  That was some matrix shit right there!
• How are there heat signatures or is that of the living?
• Why not land on the roof?  Why half a click away?
• Some good actors in this flick thus far. 
• Not the disaster I was hoping for
• The dialog isn’t anything to write home about...see what I did there?
• The military with a scar cliché, nice
• Did Michael Bay direct this flick?  A lot of random command room shots
• It is moving quickly thus far which is a good sign
• Interesting that they still have powers, isn’t that the first thing zombies do is know that shit out
• Why haven’t they tried contacting the Secret Service yet now that they are on the ground?
• Why in most zombie movies are there not zombies?  Isn’t that weird?
• Quite a few heavy seals in this flick, guess I still have a chance
• Not a fan of super human strength zombies
• Wait? The government hiding facts.  That is new!
• That was the worse fake texting in the world
• Oh no, they have a bad feeling! 
• Wait...they just said zombies.  How do those who see this not understand what this is then?  I’m confused right now
• More military insert shots, Michael Bay HAS to be involved.  I’ll be hearing GO GO GO soon
• Oh shit the cough did him in....I’m doomed!
• Watch that crossfire Gunner!
• Where was that fucker hiding?  Sneaky damn zombies
• GET TO THE CHOPPER!
• The camera man is a REALLY bad actor
• This is how the zombie virus spreads, stupid bitches
• Sandman is down!  SANDMAN IS DOWN!!!
• How man clicks is a mile?
• Eight Floor?  Shouldn’t that shit be in the sub-basement?
• This actually has been a decent flick thus far.  Nothing special but much better than expected thus far, just not a fan of the digital blood
• Nice, double tap!
• Have they not figured out shooting is a bad thing
• I like the riot atmosphere at this point, exactly what I’d expect from humanity.  World is ending, lets get ours
• The guy in charge of this mission with the scar is bringing this down a bit
• Watch out Gunner, a blood trail is NEVER good
• We’ve found the comedy relief of the film
• And he just made me laugh, good job!
• The sagging pants is a nice touch, this was a role I was born to play, minus the mutton chops of course
• I don’t think they heard anything, I think you guys are fine AJ
• I have found the volume a bit of an issue
• Nice use of kids in this flick
• That scene was pretty much pointless.  Now I’m positive Bay is involved in this flick
• The flick has started to drag a bit here, I blame the random military control room scenes
• Good, I’m glad that happened, he was a douche fairy
• Nice to know there is a sense of urgency from the lab tech, good grief I’ve see the dead move faster....oh wait
• Gunner let his accent come out a bit there
• Oh Gunner, the hero never lives in these things!
• You can take them Gunner!  I saw you and James Storm fight the odds
• Well I’m not a fan of the ending

That movie was actually pretty good.  A decent storyline, decent to good acting.  Decent to good action.  Only a few things drew me out of the disbelief.  

The dialog early on was bad, I mean REALLY bad.  The scene with the SEALS gearing up was almost painful.  The pacing also was a little bad.  The scenes in the command room killed the pacing and the acting by the “Sheer” made it worse.

However that can be said about almost every flick out there.  Editing has to be difficult and they felt those scenes were important to the story and some were, however it hurt things.  

Overall much better then I anticipated.  If you can see the flick check it out, its worth the 90 minutes.  It comes out on October 6th!  Until next time...Abyssinia!

Gotham Episode 2: Knock, Knock

Hello again and I am back.  This time with my review of Gotham Season 2 Episode 2:  Knock, Knock.  You can catch up on Gotham at my Amazon Store here.  The description for this weeks episode is "Gordon investigates the inmate escape from Arkham Asylum while Galavan plots his next move. Bruce's quest to unlock the secrets of his father's office leads him to an old family friend." Lets go watch!

• I'm going to miss the old Commish, really enjoyed him
• I find the actress playing Barbara extremely attractive
• Why does the Mayor have random box on her head?
• Blood AND fire?  
• "Joker" is interesting
• The phrase you're looking for is "YOU'RE FIRED", that is what you should say Bruce
• NAILED IT
• Cameron Monaghan is fantastic!
• Greenwood reminds me of Booger from Revenge of the Nerds
• Nygma/Gollum is interesting.  I wonder where they'll end up going with the character
• Well that was anticlimatic
• This is kind of awkward, meeting at the train station and all
• Is Alfred hitting on Lucius?
• Sunshine? That is one my favorite things to say.  I am suddenly a huge fan of Alfred
• I feel like this episode should be over yet we have 1/3 or so left, interesting.  Not sure if that is good or bad
• Jim, you're smarter then this
• Again I wonder if we're seeing the beginnings of Harley Quinn
• The body count is really something thus far, I am liking this group of bad guys
• Harvey?
• What is with that reporters hair?

Well that was something wasn't it!  I'll admit when we saw Jerome last year I wasn't happy.  I thought he was a weak character that didn't fit the mythos of Joker.  I hoped it wasn't him and only a red herring.  Now I'm glad because they've done a great job of making him what I want out of the "Joker".  That is a real life version of the animated version.  He has great facial expressions that mix Heath Slater and the cartoon.  His deliver is also a great mix.  A big fan here!  I also like the slow burn with Nygma.  Overall I've liked both episodes thus far.  My hope is that we don't suffer from multiple breaks like we did last season.  Until next time, Abyssinia! 

Fear the Walking Dead Episode Episode 5

What is the military up to?  Was that a gun shot saw at the end of last episode?  What is being hidden beyond the fence?  Were those innocent bodies seen by Madison?  Let's see what we found out tonight in episode 5 of 6 this season!  Enough of my talking and lets get to the Dead!

• Watching the last 10 minutes of last weeks episode and Madison smacks the shit out of Nick.  It...is...awesome!
• For the record I am slightly drunk this week so this should be fun for everyone involved!
• Remember when Nick was a little bitch?  Yeah, he ain't gonna make it in a military hospital prison like my Beth did.  I miss Beth...
• Did Travis see gunshot or flash light bursts last week?  Its hard to tell.  I think flashlight but my coworkers think gunshots.  You can't hear gunshots but its hard to tell
• Who is this guy?  Obviously a plant in the prison
• Don't trust this guy Doug (or whatever your name is)
• Is he implying what I think he is implying?  Always Sunny would be proud
• She had a shit ton of bottles to throw!
• I wonder if the real military would splinter like the seem to be
• Moyers is an asshole, even by my standards!
• Travis could easily become a Governor type character with just a little push
• I really like Travis.  You can't lose your humanity in situations like this
• Shit, the hospital is the LAST place I'd want to be
• I wonder if Madison has/had a drug/alcohol problem like her son
• And if the power goes out as I go looking into a noise I stop looking into the noise
• Are they torturing a military man?  
• 20 Minutes in and already the second commercial break?  Not cool
• The first episode of Scream Queens was not good.  I hope it picks up steam!
• Second commercial break already?  Thanks AMC!  
• Fuck you T-Mobile, you suck!
• Soon?  Really?  That is your best answer?
• This is the worst plan in the history of plans Mister Barber man!
• Madison, you know that soldier is going to be hurt...very badly!
• Moyers is really good at what he does.  Silver tongued devil
• Travis better not trust anything Moyer says.  I wouldn't trust him if he said the sun would come up in the morning
• They obviously didn't train this soldier to hold up against torture!
• Points?
• Oh I get it, get Travis's hands dirty.  Brilliant for a grunt!
• Wait...Travis is more then he seems isn't he
• Goodbye Kimberly
• SHOT HIM IN THE FACE!  DO IT!  
• A loud Humvee probably isn't the best way to sneak up guys
• Torture doesn't give you reliable information Barber man
• I don't trust this man in a suit who got Doug removed, he is a plant
• Or I'm too quick not to trust people
• I don't trust this barber man.  He is more than a barber
• Who cares about "The Walk"  I only care about "Fear the Walking Dead" damn it!
• Oh she isn't waking up Liza
• Is Alicia losing it?  I don't trust her mental status
• A grunt like this wouldn't know this information.  He wouldn't know shit till it was time.  
• Still don't trust suit man
• Griselda is going to kill you all!  SHOT HER IN THE FACE!
• DO IT LIZA!
• Interesting, the Military knows 10 or so days in but the CDC doesn't 35 days in (or so, hard to tell in TV time)
• Stay away barber man, you can't torture the dead....

I don't know where they're going in the season finale next week which is a good thing.  Everyone in this series has more then surpassed my expectations.  The writing has as well.  I'm excited to see where it goes.  Will they get to the hospital?  Will they save Nick from tuxedo man?  I will be watching next week...will you?  Until next time...abyssinia!

Review of Doctor Who: The Witch's Familiar

Two blogs today because it is Doctor Who Day!  We see the second part of a two part season debut. Last week we saw the return of Devros after a 5+ year absence.  Missy returned, yeah I know shocker, and turned on the Doctor, yeah I know also a shocker, only to be "killed" by the Dalek. Clara also found herself EXTERMINATED.  We saw that the Doctor might be the reason the Dalek exist as he failed to save Devros as a child.  How will the Doctor respond to Devros and the Dalek killing Clara and Missy?  Enough questions lets watch The Witch's Familiar!

• And that pretty much ruined everything from the last episode, way to go writers.
• Still don't like Missy
• How much fun is Peter having in that scene?  I would have fun driving that thing
• Well that is the things of nightmares!
• I wonder if they could make Missy anymore over the top
• Is kid Devros from the Game of Throne world?  
• #4 had the same choice
• It is like a cancer Devros, I'd remove it if I could from me
• Not the first time she has been a Dalek....is she going to ask for eggs?
• Why did he leave?
• Did Missy fight the Supreme Dalek or the Master?
• Are they making me care about Devros?  Compassion truly is a cancer
• Oh the question...the same question that the Doctor asked.  The question we all ask of ourselves at least once in our lives
• Oh that is good!
• This episode is flying by
• Did they have to pay Google for this idea?
• Oh Devros...what have you done!

So spoilers will follow so you've been warned

So I am confused by all this.  First off LOVED IT!  However I am confused by a few things.  Why did the Dalek have compassion/mercy suddenly?  Was it from merging with the Doctor or because of what the Doctor did?  I mean the creation of the Dalek should be "time locked' shouldn't it?  How can the Doctor effect any of it.  So much of the history of the Universe is tied to them.  So what the Doctor did always happened right?  This is the one thing about Doctor Who that makes it difficult sometimes.  What came first, the mercy or the act to give Devros mercy.  I am of the firm belief that the creation of the Dalek and Devros past has to be time locked (or anything of major consequence).  So this is what ALWAYS happened.  When you throw in that Clara is involved (she also is time locked with the Doctor I believe since she entered his time stream....or did we forget that already). That isn't it say the episode was perfect.  I really didn't like Missy.  I don't like the character at all.  She was okay last season but four episodes of her reminds me of River Song.  In small doses okay but once you start seeing her more and more often she loses her special factor.  We didn't see Master in episode after episode before and that is why he was special.  Its like the old saying, we can't miss you if you don't leave!  

I am interested in seeing where things go from here.  I miss grumpy Doctor but I think they realized the majority of people didn't like him as much as I did.  I connected with grumpy Doctor...perhaps they need a grumpy bearded American companion for next season....I am looking for something new in my life BBC, being on a worldwide TV sensation would be a change.  Just throwing it out there BBC, let me know, I can clear my schedule!

Okay enough of my ramblings.  I'll return tomorrow for Fear the Walking Dead for sure if not more! As always please click HERE for my Amazon store, the holidays are coming up.  Please us my store to make your Amazon purchases.  You don't pay more but I get a bit of a kick back.  If you want to see me review a movie let me know in in the comments.  If you have books you'd like to me to read let me know, I'm always in the mood for a good book.  I'm reading a good zombie book whose title escapes me right now each day at lunch.

Until next time...remember "I'm not sure any of it matters, friends, enemies, so long as theres mercy...always mercy".  As always....Abyssinia!

Movie Review: Age of the Dead

Good morning boys and girls, I'm back for another movie review.  This time I watched the flick Age of the Dead.  It stars Aaron Stielstra, Michael Segal and Marius Bizau. "In a world ravaged by a virus that turns people into cannibals, a pregnant woman (Alice) manages to survive. Alice, in the company of two other men, strives to reach an island untouched by the plague. Meanwhile, a dangerous individual is on the trail of a mysterious girl, which causes Alice to realize that the Zombies are not her biggest and only threat.".  Lets go watch this flick...

• Oh good grief, it is the worst actor in the world again!  Aaron Stielstra!
• Honestly when I was in first grade playing Bo Diddley, leader of the Cabbage Patch Kids, I was a better actor and I sounded like Elmer Fudd
• Do little kids really just open the door for anyone?
• Wow he is much more aggressive then he was moments when the door was opened
• No screaming?  Really?  
• Honestly Alice isn't much better than Aaron thus far
• What the hell does she have in her hands?
• Wait...all this happened and she didn't know?  Damn she is dense or completely out of touch
• Is there only one zombie around?
• Also....fast zombies....not a fan boys and girls
• Atleast the flick isn't very long, because thus far it isn't very good
• What did they do to her?  
• Have I said that I hate needles?
• Is that Alice from the beginning of the flick?
• I'm confused as hell
• Oh its the implication as they said on Always Sunny!
• Note to film writers, if you want to make a characters death matter, we should at least know who the hell they are.  Otherwise it means nothing to audience.  Give us a reason to care
• Well that was the wrong thing to do buddy, everything after that is on you
• Yes, better take time out to light your pipe when out in the open you moron...oh its Aaron's character of course
• Good grief this writing is horrible much like Aaron's acting
• THAT ONE AGAIN?!  Really?
• Not far?  Three days is not far?
• Good grief any scene with Aaron in it is awful.  How does he get into ANY movie or TV show?  I wouldn't even allow him to buy a ticket to see a movie
• Well that is not good, a flickering light is never good
• And the award for asshole character in this movie goes to that guy!
• They take time to set up a tent?  Why?  You have a car they can't get into 
• Well you can't grief forever after all
• Yes more yelling.  Didn't you people just talk about sound being bad?  Or was that some other douche?
• I'm not a zombie and I want to eat this guy to shut him up!
• Hide in plain sight they said, it'll work they said
• Is this guy trying to be the 9th Doctor with his outfit?
• This movie loves dream sequences
• Really?  How dumb are people in movies!
• Ah yes, Hershel him up Alice!
• Love.  Love will keep us together...right?
• Well that was another horrible movie.  

That was another horrible flick.  The ending made sense and was predictable but not satisfying at all. The characters....oh well Uwe Boll was involved, I should have know it was going to be bad even if he just produced it.  Oh shit, he also produced Reich of the Dead...it all makes sense now.  Sorry Uwe while I enjoy your Rampage flicks these two zombie flicks were horrible.  Horrible writing.  This Aaron guy even seeing the flicks make them bad let alone him being in them!  All horrible.  Once again do not see this because there is NOTHING good about them.  Even the movie poster is a scam. The summary doesn't fit the movie either.  Avoid this flick boys and girls, go see something good like Birdemic or The Room!  

Gotham Season 2 Episode 1 Review

Gotham is back boys and girls.  I am a big fan of the show and I will be "live" blogging my thoughts as I watched the show.  The show is a great character driven show with great acting.  If you haven't see the show catch up on season 1!

• Great opening music!
• It is nice to see Barbara wasn’t a throw away season 1 character
• Why is Jim back in blues?  Wasn’t he going to be Captain or something last season?
• Really?  Golem much there Nygma!
• Although he is REALLY good at it, wow, he even looks different, impressive
• Wait?  No Harvey?  Well forget this show then
• Did that guy just burp out a blue dragon? 
• I like the actor playing Loeb
• Interesting that Jerome is back already
• Wait?  Selena is with Penguin now?  I feel like I missed an entire episode...did I?
• How great is Penguin?
• HARVEY! 
• Bruce Wayne is very strange as a child
• I take that back, he just takes strange, he is very smart for a youngling
• Jim is dressed really nicely for a honest cop!
• Are you sure Jim doesn’t become Batman?
• Wait....why with the running mounted camera, never do that!
• Is Butchy back to normal?
• Wow.  Barbara has really gone off the deep end and I like it
• I don’t think that guard will be helping much
• Penguin, I really like your style
• Wow, that low note was excellent!
• Theo Galavan, that is a super villain for sure!
• Zaardon is pretty cool
• Tabitha looks quite a bit like Martha from Doctor Who.  It isn't but she could have played the part
• I didn't like Jerome last season but he is growing on me already this season
• Hope there wasn't anything fragile in there!  Look it up, its Italian
• Worst. Batcomputer. Ever

Well that was interesting.  It obviously set up the season well.  We'll see Jim back against the bad guys while running from what he did to get there.  Penguin will be looming over him time and again. We have Bruce training to be Batman perhaps...but I really think we'll see Jim become Batman first, just a feeling I have.  You have this super team of people....wait....do you think Barbara is going to become Harley?  Nah....maybe....if they use something to turn Jerome and Barbara into Joker and Harley.  She does have a Harley vibe a bit.  It'll be interesting to see where they go with Golem...er....Nygma this season as well.  I like that for the most part it is a slow burn with these characters.  I hope we get more Harvey as he was my favorite character from season 1.  Plus we have Michael Chiklis showing up in a few episodes.  Could Vic Mackey live?   Oh man I'm excited. Throw in some Arrow, Flash, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, Agent Carter and Supergirl and there is a lot of good superhero stuff on TV right now!

Fear the Walking Dead Episode 4: A Review

It is time for Episode 4 of the series.  While I was harsh to start with I am picking up faith in the series and the introduction of the military ramps things up quite a bit.  It will be interesting to see where they go with this.  I am split screening this episode with WWE Night of Champions so I might be slightly distracted!  But it time to "Fear the Walking Dead"!

• As I watch the end of last weeks I wonder if that plane is the rumored plane that has infected on it.  Rumor has it we'll see an outbreak on a plane at some point during the series
• I wonder if we'll see Matt or Tobias again
• Wouldn't the military help the old lady with the broken/crushed foot?
• It is interesting that this safe zone is similar to what they did in World War Z
• They really like the random weird camera shots in this show
• I would think the military would be against Chris doing stuff like that
• What is up with the ponchos?
• Really flirting?  Really?
• Wow this guy in charge is a jerk and snake oil salesmen
• I don't think I'd go back into that weird garden maze thing...ever
• I am really starting to like the Travis character.  As much as I'd like to say I'd be a bad ass I'd be more like him.  Trusting that things will work their way out and leading others with hope like Travis is
• I hate wind chimes
• And Hector is going to end up contaminating the safe zone thanks to Nick I believe
• Really?  Ignoring his post for some tail?  That will get people killed soldier!
• Oh wow, that line was smooth!  
• Oh shit is she using him for medicine?  Awesome!
• This is why safe zones don't work people, stupid people like Doug and Madison!  I expected better of one of my bearded brethren!
• Get your shit together Grimes!
• What is with leaders and golf in the Walking Dead shows?
• This leader is the other reason that safe zones don't work
• Remember what I said about Madison....yep!
• I don't need to see the needles....I hate needles...seriously hate them
• Ah yes anti government propaganda
• Their is an obsession with things happening quickly 
• Still hate wind chimes
• Is she going to bitch slap him?
• And like that we've seen the last of those people
• I am really interested in knowing where this is going now.  It isn't about the zombies boys and girls, remember that
• Susan was right, it is over due

Well that is interesting.  No dead in the entire episode is an interesting approach.  As I said above, it isn't about the dead it is about the walking dead, the survivors.  Also I love that this is what the government, in my opinion, would try and rightfully so.  I also believe this is how the general public would respond.  That is one thing I like about the Walking Dead universe, I find that for the most part it is very good representation of how we'd respond.  I think we all know that the hospital will fall because people will die and they're all infected.  We also know that the safe zone will fall because...well humanity is stupid.  I am just interested in seeing the fallout of it all!

Doctor Who: The Magician's Apprentice....my thoughts

He is back, the Doctor returned today.  Below are my thoughts as I watched this weeks episode.

• I think you're going to need something a little more then your bow and arrow against that plane but I could be wrong
• Did I get the wrong show?  I think this is Tremors 17
• Was that an eye in that hand?  CREEPY!
• Bookshop, war, having worked in a bookshop sometimes they are the same thing
• Your name is what?  Well that was unexpected.  I'm sorry but your expected survival is no 0 out of 1000, sorry about that.  But well we all know the Doctor won't say that!
• A headless monk....nope
• IS THAT A JUDOON?!  YES!  I LOVE THE JUDOON!
• There is never one last time when it comes to bad guys & Doctor Who
• Why can we see Clara's breath?
• Sadly we already know she isn't dead, which basically ruined that whole segment.  THANKS A LOT INTERNET!
• Gross, pigeons
• You're his friend?  Really?
• Wait....is this the same Missy as the one that made out with the Doctor....and brought the Doctor and Clara together?  
• Clara still has her Vortex Manipulator?  
• I knew the guy in Fury Road looked familiar!  IT WAS THE DOCTOR!  He looked good in long red underwear
• The Doctor has changed....I don't like it
• Never trust a hug....
• I really don't like Missy
• Well that was unsettling
• Now that is the Doctor I like
• Did Missy suddenly change her accent permanently?
• Is Clara the Master/Mistress and not know it?
• Wait...the Doctor did that?  Exactly what I would have done....oh Doctor....what did you do?
• So far this episode is all over the place and confuses me...which is a good thing
• I miss John Simm
• Yes #4 I could....I'd like to think....but probably not
• Uggg, the Power Rangers are back.  Boo!
• Yeah, that probably happened, all those that believe it stand on your head
• Clara is going to be making souffle soon

Well....that was interesting.  I hate multiple part episodes because now I have to wait till next week. Now unfortunately we know that Clara is going away but we also know that at some point in her timeline she is a Dalek...or some version of Clara is.  We also know that Missy didn't/doesn't die.  We see during the "next week" part that the Doctor goes back and is going to try and save Devros.  But obviously they can't stop the Daleks from happening because that would change everything including time locked things like the Time War.  I also realize I'm putting way too much thought into this! Overall I enjoyed the episode but I'm going to reserve complete judgment until I get the complete story.  

Zombie Massacre 2: Reich of the Dead...a movie review

I am back and better than ever and Mike Greenberg would say.  I have return for more rambling about who knows what!  This time I’m watching the flick Zombie Massacre 2: Reich of the Dead starring Andrew Harwood Mills, Dan van Husen and Aaron Stielstra.  “Set in the WWII it tells the story of a bunch of american soldiers fighting against a horde of zombies created by the Nazis using the prisoners of the camps... They have only one night to save their own lives but the enemy is stronger and stronger...”  Yeah its awesome and I can’t wait.  As of 9/18 this masterpiece has a 2.8 over on IMDB.  Enough of the preliminaries lets get to the main event!

• ·      Nazi and zombies?  Hitler did love the occult they say
• ·      Have I seen this before?  I’m getting flashbacks...my god am I rewatching bad movies?
• ·      Those Nazi literarily stood there as they got shot.  No wonder they lost the war!
• ·      Already the acting is bad.  I’m not sure what that accent is...Scottish perhaps?  Irish? 
• ·      Wait...was that Italian?
• ·      Oh man, did he really just put his gun down?  That is just saying I’m about to get attacked by a zombie
• ·      Good grief this dialog is awful!
• ·      Was that a sarcastic good job?  I honestly can’t tell with that guy
• ·      Wow, these guys are awful, are they actually the best people who auditioned?
• ·      Where did the smoke come from?  Or is it fog?  Nope middle of the day so probably smoke
• ·      I think Aaron Stielstra is the worst actor I’ve seen and I’ve watched
• ·      The best part of this flick has been the voice over at the start, 30 minutes in and well the rest was not good
• ·      Where is all that damn smoke coming from? 
• ·      Wait....was that zombie crying?  There is no crying when you’re a zombie!
• ·      Oh wait is this the boy in the striped pajamas?  Okay that was a horrible joke and I should be ashamed of myself
• ·      There are more then the three that they showed?  I’m confused
• ·      Why are the zombies even reacting to the body shots when the one didn’t getting stabbed
• ·      I will say this horrible thing is moving surprisingly fast, I am half way through but good grief another 45 minutes is going to be rough
• ·      Dear lord this Aaron guy has me wishing for Nicky Cage to be in this flick. 
• ·      Wish I hadn’t noticed the time, it is just crawling by now
• ·      What the hell was that sudden POV shot? 
• ·      What was that?  A mine?  A mortar? 
• ·      Dear lord his acting has actually got worse!  HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!
• o   I don’t think I’ve attacked an actor like this before but well he is actually dragging down what is already a bad flick so sorry not sorry
• ·      Is that Maggie from the Walking Dead? 
• ·      “Who are you?  I’m Erin thank you for helping me. “ Yep that is an actual line.  Awesome
• ·      “Maggie” looks a little like a zombie already, get that girl a sandwich or better makeup!
• ·      She looks really familiar, I think she just has one of those faces.  You know the “bit part actress face”.  Not ugly but not TOO pretty as to upstage the “hot” star
• ·      I am really confused as to what is happening in this flick right now

I have no idea what I just watched.  That was the worse movie I think I’ve ever seen!  It was...was...shit.  I can’t say anything good about this flick.  If you want pure horrible check this flick out.  I’m done and need to go watch something good to clear mind!

Fear the Walking Dead Episode #3

We are almost half way through the first season of this spin off.  I enjoyed the second episode much more then the first but there were some plot holes in the second episode.  Lets see what episode 3 gives us.

• Kids sure don't listen to their parents in the Walking Dead world!
• I'm still confused on if the car they showed at the end of last episode was the neighbor or Matt's parents.  I think it was Matt's but not sure
• Ah yes, the idea that rioters destroy just to destroy...and sadly it is true!
• Again just glimpses of the undead, I like that idea
• Monopoly?  Really?  
• Wow Alicia is strangely excited for the game!
• Strange, I thought the barbershop people had someone/something hidden in the shop but I guess not
• Yeah the hospital is never a good place to go in an emergency, everyone knows that!
• Why does the power grid always go down so fast?  
• Awesome shot there!
• Did he leave the back door open?
• For going through withdrawals Nick sure is lucid and doing well
• Oh no, not the dog!  
• A Doctor Who commercial during Fear the Walking Dead? Fandoms collide!
• Into the Badlands look like it might be cool
• Goodbye Travis, you're about to be zombie food
• Its only been a half hour?  Seems much longer....not sure if that is good or bad
• uggg, stupid POV shot
• Shouldn't have gone back 
• That was AWESOME!
• Don't use guns however, guns are loud
• Yeah that maze would be hell
• She broke his nose?  Damn girl!  Oh I guess not
• Waiting? I'm not sure which idea is good.  To stay or to go.  Neither is a good idea actually
• Ah yes, the debate of stay in a group or go alone
• bloody bounce house...nice
• Goodbye Patrick...wait...what?
• Well shit the military will solve everything, this is a short series
• What is the barber hiding?

Well that was an odd ending.  I am not sure what i thought about this episode.  A lot happened yet nothing happened.  It went by quick yet seemed to go on for ever.  The military showing up was not what I expected.  I feel like it is ramping up and think next week or the week after we're going to have a moment like when the camp is attacked in Season 1 of the Walking Dead.  I'm excited!

Movie Review of Zombie Shark

I am back boys and girls and this morning I'm checking out the 2015 film Zombie Shark.  This might be a TV movie which means I shouldn't be too hard on the flick...we'll see.  "A perfect getaway for four friends turns into survival when they fight an experimental shark."  Over in IMDB it has a rating of 3.2 as of 9/13.  It stars Cassie Steele, Jason London and Roger J. Timber.  Lets get this over with!

• Yep, it is a SyFy movie...which means this will be awful on a special scale
• They spent a lot on the music that is for sure!
• At least it isn't two hours long but 85 might be too long
• That was the tamest bar fight ever
• Things are tense with you and your sister living together sis, why don't we all go on vacation together!  Guys really are dumb aren't they
• Well that scene was pointless
• Yeah lets play with a dead fish stuck in the mud....gross
• Ah yes, poop jokes!  
• I think this is a poor mans Anthony Anderson
• Is that a bikini or bar and panties?
• Good grief, do guy actually like this?  Who writes this stuff?
• Looks like it was bitten by something?  Genius!  
• Worst looking fake shark ever
• Did that shark just eat a man whole?  Two people now?
• HNN?
• Wait, how did the shark get a harpon in it?
• Bridget is pretty calm for being covered in blood
• Shouldn't zombie shark be after other zombies?
• How did they get on the military channel?  By chance?  
• They sure didn't drift very far from the dock
• So they have a second zombie shark because it ate off the body the first zombie shark fed off? Weird
• If the water is ice cold why are several people in bikinis?
• Did no one say anything about the fact that a man and the sheriff were eaten?
• Yes lets go into the water after see a shark eat a person whole
• YES!  DRINK!  They said the name of the movie!
• Again I'm confused, is the water cold or not?  
• And the guy with the bazooka showed up
• Yep poor mans Anthony Anderson
• Bridget is pretty hot 
• The ocean is actually red with blood
• Is that an ear?
• It is a horde!  A horde of zombie sharks!  
• Man the acting in this flick is awesome
• Wow I agree with what Bridget is saying...am I drunk...is she?  
• This is the first good writing in this flick
• And that is what she gets for trying to help another person!  Good by first "real" character
• Wow she got over Jenner pretty quickly
• Good grief, it hasn't been an hour yet?  
• Did they base Amber on a certain fat bearded man writing a blog right now?
• Does no one clean themselves up after they get splattered with blood?
• Now we have zombie people as well?
• Seriously these fake sharks suck!
• I got the beacon working so let me hang my feet in the water
• These guys are the saviors of humanity?  We're fucked!
• They actually ran into the water to attack zombie sharks....I...who wrote this shit?
• Why was fake Anthony Anderson lying on the ground?
• And who gets bit?  I'm betting on Sophie
• Yep...bye bye Sophie...ate whole....wait...ate whole...there is still a chance right?
• Shades of Amy from the Walking Dead there
• Why wasn't the Sgt. Cage infected?  I'm confused.  What about everyone else that was bit?  

Well I was right, that was special bad.  TV movie bad.  It actually wasn't a horrible concept just piss poor execution.  It was because of lack of money and what not I realize but it was bad.  I don't know what else to say.  There was nothing really good in the flick.  Cassie's acting wasn't bad and even though I mocked Roger "Fake Anthony Anderson" Timber he wasn't bad either.  But over all not worth the 100 minutes.  Until next time....I need another shot