Showing posts with label Day of the Dead: Bloodline. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Day of the Dead: Bloodline. Show all posts

2018/04/02

Movie Review: Day of the Dead: Bloodlines


Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...whenever it is you have come across this entry. Today, 02/10/18, I am watching the 2018 flick Day of the Dead: Bloodline.  It stars Sophie Skelton, Johnathon Schaech and Jeff Gum.  "A small group of military personnel and survivalists dwell in an underground bunker as they seek to find a cure in a world overrun by zombies."  It currently has a 3.4 rating with 1,796 votes.  I do not recognize any of the actors in this flick so I have a feeling this is not going to be good.

  • Good grief what is with all the blood spraying
  • She is going to be right, it isn't N1H1
  • Did she say 100 times more antibodies...that will come back to play at some point
  • Yeah it is normal to carve someones name into your arm
  • They spilled more alcohol then they got
  • That guy is the dumbest looking doctor I've ever seen!
  • Apparently the jump scare in the morgue is right as my wife just about threw her drink just now
  • So a zombie just saved a girl from being raped...does that make it a hero?
  • Wait...all that drinking and partying is at the hospital?
  • Good god this blood spray stuff is plain stupid
  • Rotters?  Not a good name...because they don't rot do they?
  • Oh good they did the blood splatter on the camera
  • So is this just going to be a remake of the remake of the remake of Day of the Dead?
  • Some of those are the worst looking soldiers I've ever seen in a movie
  • Pretty sure if there is a zombie outbreak keeping the windows rolled up might be rule number one
  • I too miss people shutting the fuck up
  • Good grief the dialog in zombie movies gets worse in each flick I think
  • I was wrong...they are rotting
  • How do they understand what is being said on the radio?  It seems all static to me
  • Well this has been really easy for them....and then Zoe leaves the group of course
  • Of course you start shooting...that won't bring the entire place full of zombies down on you
  • Are we going to see a bloodhound zombie now?
  • I will say this flick has a decent pace thus far
  • How far into the woods did that ball go?
  • Good grief, dumb soldier or dumbest soldier?
  • These are the worst soldier of all time
  • How did they not smell the blood hound zombie?
  • Of course it is rats and porn
  • Yep better investigate the dripping blood
  • Why do soldiers always yell "go go go" or "run run run"?
  • People die in zombie movies because they do REALLY stupid stuff
  • Max is a really cool looking zombie, kind of like the one in Fido
  • Did she just say head bite?
  • Clever girl...er...zombie
  • Gonna go after the little girl because he saw Zoe with her
  • Where has mom been this whole time?
  • The little girl....ran..outside...toward the zombies?
  • That makes two jump scares that got the wife.  The last one she said "AHHH...son of a bitch"
  • remember that pacing I was saying was good earlier...now not so much....this seems a lot longer than 90 minutes
  • Really?  She just pulled the I love you line?
Okay...that was something.  Very similar to the original which I did not care for.  The problem with most zombie movies is that people do stupid stuff and then that keeps the movie going.  For once I would like to see a smartly written zombie flick that bad things still happen in.  Think Scream but for zombies...wait...never mind...no one read that!  If I could create such a flick....

Okay seriously though the dialog left a lot to be desired especially in the jerk military Lieutenant.  The blood effects were over the top most of the time as well.  

However Max had a very creepy feel to him from his Animated Batman Joker smile to the fact that he was not only a zombie but a stalker zombie as well.  

Overall not a horrible movie but I think the 3 that people have given the flick is about right.  It had an interesting idea but overall fell flat which most zombie movies do!