Royal Rumble 2020 Review

It is one of my favourite days of the year!  IT IS TIME FOR THE ROYAL RUMBLE!  I will be randomly throwing my thoughts up here from start to finish.  I am super excited.  I have my glass of Sailor Jerry, my Mountain Dew, and will be ordering some pizza shortly.  It must mean it is time for a PPV! 

• Charley looks amazing...as always
• I do love me some Christian!
• How goofy do people look with their "belts"
• Sheamus returns and gets pushed to the Kickoff show?  BOO!
• Sam cut that horrible hair....now if someone could dress him
• This is one of the best parts of Rumble season, the Numbers segment!
• I hate that they include the Saudi rumble in the numbers, it is not a royal rumble damn it!
• Did Titus ever get out from under that ring?  
• Sam Roberts needs to just shave his head, he has a 12 head!
• I want to slap half of the people in the background.  Yeah, you idiots mugging for the camera!
• With only 7 announced women does that show the lack of stars or a big surprise incoming?
• Does Asuka have a chance?
• Christian is having problems finding his words tonight, it is weird
• I hated the new Bray Wyatt at first, now I love it.  It just shows that sometimes you have let the story playout
• It is so weird to see D-Bry with the short hair and beard after all these years
• I cannot imagine a strap match!
• I really hate Sam Roberts
• Is that Booker hair or does he have extensions do you think?
• Lacey almost had a wardrobe malfunction during that commercial
• Why is the brother so much smaller?
• I love the "new" Bayley for the record, plus her haircut is awesome
• Oh Christian, that is not cool.  Sam's haircut is the worst haircut EVER!
• Can someone move that fat moron from the background, I honestly hate them all!  They should be up in a skybox
• I think the first ref is hitting the ring!
• Wow lots of empty seats behind the Celtic Warrior
• Shorty G is the worst name since Bastion Booger!
• I am so glad to see Sheamus back, but what is up with the horrible lighting?  Still, working on it?
• Ordering pizza so I missed some of this match but Shorty is getting too much Offense in against Sheamus in my opinion.  His gimmick is the underdog, this is what killed the 1-2-3 Kid and this gimmick
• The correct man won!
• I do miss the Mohawk
• What is Todd Phillips doing there?  Where is Vic?
• I just do not care for either of these guys, sorry
• Wait....I do care about Andrade because it gets us Zelina on our TV
• There is just very little psychology in their matches.  Just not a fan of Lucha Libre style matches
• Why is Zelina trying to get the fans into the match?
• Is the ref related to President Trump?  They are both orange!
• He should not have kicked out but grabbed the ropes
• Nice finishing sequence that shows Humberto could have won
• No run away from Brock the entire time!
• Uggg, I hate Roman Reigns because that means I will have to see the Usos at some point
• Seriously Kofi's hair is awful blonde
• I love the Stone Cold opening!  We need more Steve Austin on our TV screens
• If Reigns is the big dog he had to be fed like a dog!
• Reigns should get sued for attacking security like that!
• DEEP SIX ITS OVER!
• Damn it
• Corbin is the second-best king of all time after the greatest king in William Regal
• Of course King Booker was good....as was the Macho King....and how can I forget King Duggan....but still Corbin is pretty good
• Damn Germans ruin everything!
• Why does Reigns still weird the Shield Vest?
• The question is will this be the blowoff match or we will see these guys fight for another month or two
• Those who did not think these four would get involved stand on your heads
• The only people to have more X-Pac heat then X-Pac would be the Usos
• Why would Jimmy do that, he just took out his own brother!
• Will King Corbin end up in the toilet?
• WHAT IF SOMEONE IS IN THERE?
• Well that was a shitty thing to do!
• Tessa Blanchard is probably upset they stole her shit gimmick
• Who is shocked at those results?  Anyone?
• Are the fans booing Reigns?
• How much botox is in Mandy's lips?
• How horrible is it that Kobe and his 13-year-old daughter died in that helicopter crash?
• Time for the Womens Royal Rumble!
• That ring announcer is horrible!  I miss the Fink!
• I knew Alexa would go bell to bell and win it all.  
• The first person for me to cheer against is Bianca Belair
• YES MIGHTY MOLLY!  She is the winner!  I am calling it
• I do not like Nikki's gear
• I love Alexa screaming for Nikki, that is perfect
• Lana is going to talk, thank goodness!
• It is WW-E Lana, you forgot the E darling
• Nice Captain Marvel gear
• Is this even 90 seconds?
• I said it all along, Mercedes is the winner!
• What is up with Liv's horrible gear, its like bad S&M gear
• Eliminating her from the Royal Rumble will not get you your girlfriend back Liv
• Nikki is stripping down!  SHE IS CRAZY!
• Nice missile dropkick from Candice
• I knew Molly Holly would not win
• ITS OTIS!  HE SAVED MANDY!  
• My wife actually called this!
• Mercedes with a vicious roaring elbow!
• BOO!  Mercedes is gone
• Mia Yim is gonna win!
• Thank goodness the Goddess is still in there
• I HATE YOU BIANCA!
• I do like Dana, always have
• When was the last time we saw Tamina?
• Not for very long here!
• A lot of NXT stars
• Bliss is not wearing her gloves, that is weird
• Chelsea Green and she is gone
• Back to #1 and #2
• DAMN IT!  I HATE YOU BIANCA!
• Here is your winner!  THE QUEEN
• Wow, look at Naomi's hair!
• The fans are popping big for her return!
• Beth is the winner!  I knew it all along
• Was that Beth's head against the post?
• Toni Storm is the winner, I called it!
• Finally!  I am so glad Bianca is gone....but the fans are not happy about it
• I sure hope Charlotte does not win
• THE STINK FACE IS BACK!  Where do I sign up for it from Kelly Kelly?
• Is Flair bleeding? She bleeds all the time
• No, I think the blood is from Beth's head
• Beth is basically ginger now!
• I knew all along that Zelina was the winner of the rumble
• Carmella is #27, the winning number!
• That officially was the dumbest thing ever in wrestling I think
• THERE IS YOUR WINNER!  THE QUEEN OF SPADES!
• She is the queen of spades not the queen of hearts!
• Why would she do that now though?  After you eliminate the Spade 
• I do not want Charlotte to win!
• Damn it.  Great, let's do Charlotte Flair against Becky yet again.  Because we have not seen that match 100 times already!
• King Corbin is right, the Bloodline is cheating constantly!
• I really like Lacey Evans but I wish they would change her gimmick
• Wow twitter is upset that Charlotte won and that Sasha was not in the match.  Honestly, I did not notice that Sasha was not involved because I do not miss her
• I feel sorry for these two following the Rumble because the crowd is dead
• Well that was anti-climatic
• I love the Fiend!
• Look at his back, this is nuts!
• Did they say this was pinfall or submission?  That is not how the strap match works!
• Man, this is stiff and sounds and looks painful!
• A lot of blood tonight!
• Interesting counter to the Mandible Claw
• Good grief how do you not flinch while getting strapped?  
• The question is where do you go from here with D-Bry?
• Oh I thought it was going to be Kane or the Undertaker but nope, just the Fiend leaving
• I love Asuka's gear!
• Do you think they will have Becky lose the belt?  I cannot imagine it
• I love Asuka talking to herself.  She is great!
• These two have great chemistry
• These two have great matches together.  They look like fights instead of dancing which is what it should be
• That was like an atomic drop
• I agree with everything Asuka just said
• Is Becky legit knocked out?  Nope they got me though
• Awesome escape to the Chicken wing!
• This started off slow but has really picked up
• I love the facial expressions Asuka has
• Love the mist missing and the finish
• I will admit it, I LOVE The Street Profit segments
• I hope the Revival comes out and destroys Booker T during the Rumble, give him a few Shatter Machines
• Here is your winner, The WWE Champion, Brock Lesnar!
• Why would you anger Lesnar?
• I hate good guy Elias!
• Good god did you see those hammer fists!
• This will be the worst/best Royal Rumble ever because there will only ever be two men in the ring
• I called it!  Lesnar will not even break a sweat!
• If Roode was smart he would roll in and out and then RUN!
• Has anyone ever eliminated all 29 men?  Because we will see it here
• Morrison might last by running
• Four down, twenty-five to go!
• Kofi should have kept rolling
• And the PC entry is here as they let a midget enter
• No one can take Lesnar!
• I do love me some Big E
• Big E wisely trying to get everyone together
• HA HA the crowd thought Lesnar was going to be eliminated!  
• Heyman told everyone it was a spoiler!
• Former OVW tag team partners
• Zayn should not be having Nakamura get to the ring
• 10 down 19 to go
• This is the man I said should eliminate Lesnar and win it all!
• Three monsters in the ring now with Lee, Strowman and Lesnar
• Why would they fight each other and not Lesnar?
• If Lee or Lesnar could not get him out no one can
• Drew vs. Brock would be a helluva match
• Let me rephrase that, Drew vs. Brock will be a helluva match at Mania
• The fans are going to make Brock angry...you, and more importantly Drew, will not like him when he is angry
• Drew is scary strong!
• Good grief Edge looks so old compared to how we remember him
• ITS KING CORBIN!
• Uggg, I hate Matt Riddle
• He is so annoying!
• King Corbin is my new favourite wrestler!
• Randy Orton and Edge together again!  RATED RKO!!!
• With Charlotte vs. Lynch why not do Reigns vs. Lesnar one more time!
• Wow Reigns just no-sold that chop
• This is the winning number!
• Aleister Black....I completely forgot about him!
• Samoa Joe and Rollins remain
• I love me some Samoa Joe!
• Why not have your buddies come with you Seth, that is brilliant!
• I knew all along it would the Monday Night Messiah winning it all!
• This is not cool at all, he is Raw's Messiah!
• Roman Reigns stole the spear from Edge!
• Drew is going to main event Mania huh?  Lesnar vs. Drew will be a fight!

What a show!  This is always my favourite show of the year and it did not disappoint this year.  The return of Edge.  The Fiend having an amazing match with D-Bry.  Beth Phoniex showing why she is still better than half the roster.  It was not a perfect show.  They had Charlotte Flair win the rumble and I do not think we need to see another Becky vs. Charlotte match but that is me.  I loved loved LOVED the mens rumble!  Overall it is was a great show however and cannot wait to see how they follow it up

RESULTS

• Segment:  Royal Rumble Numbers
• Interview:  Natalya
• Segment:  History:  Becky Lynch (Raw Womens Champion) & Asuka (Womans Tag Team Champion)
• Segment:  History:  Daniel Bryan & Bray Wyatt (Universal Champion)
• Interview:  Bayley (Smackdown Womens Champion)
• Sheamus def. Shorty G
• Andrade (US Champion) def. Humberto Carrillo for the Title
• Segment:  R-Truth
• Segment:  Royal Rumble Numbers
• Interview:  Charlotte Flair
• Interview:  Kofi Kingston (Smackdown Tag Team Champion)
• Roman Reigns def. King Corbin in a Falls Count Anywhere Match
• Segment:  Kevin Owens & Samoa Joe
• Interview:  Mandy Rose & Sonya Deville
• Charlotte Flair defeated Alexa Bliss, Bianca Belair, Mighty Molly, Nikki Cross, Lana, Mercedes Martinez, Liv Morgan, Mandy Rose, Candice Larae, Sonya DeVille, Kairi Sane (Womans Tag Team Champion), Mia Yim, Dana Brooke, Tamina, Dakota Kai, Chelsea Green, Naomi, Beth Phoenix, Toni Storm, Kelly Kelly, Sarah Logan, Natalya, Xia Li, Zelina Vega, Shotzi Blackheart, Carmella, Teagan Nox, Santina Marella, Shayna Baszler
• Interview:  Charlotte Flair
• Interview:  King Corbin
• Bayley (Smackdown Womens Champion) def. Lacey Evans for the Title
• Segment:  History:  Daniel Bryan & Bray Wyatt (Universal Champion)
• Bray Wyatt (Universal Champion) def. Daniel Bryan in a Strap Match for the Title
• Segment:  History:  Becky Lynch (Raw Womens Champion) & Asuka (Womans Tag Team Champion)
• Becky Lynch (Raw Womens Champion) def. Asuka (Womans Tag Team Champion) via Submission for the Title
• Segment:  Angelo Dawkins & Montez Ford
• Drew McIntyre defeated Brock Lesnar (WWE Champion, Elias, Erick Rowan, Robert Roode, John Morrison, Kofi Kingston (Smackdown Tag Team Champions), Rey Mysterio, Big E (Smackdown Tag Team Champion), Cesaro, Shelton Benjamin, Shinsuke Nakamura (Intercontinental Champion), MVP, Keith Lee (NXT North American Champion), Braun Strowman, Ricochet, Miz, AJ Styles, Dolph Ziggler, Karl Anderson, Edge, King Corbin, Matt Riddle, Luke Gallows, Randy Orton, Roman Reigns, Kevin Owens, Aleister Black, Samoa Joe, Seth Rollins (Raw Tag Team Champion)