Movie Review: Chopping Mall

Good morning, good afternoon or good evening, whenever it is you've come across my latest movie review!  Today I'm checking out the 1986 flick "Chopping Mall".  As of 4/15 it has a 5.6 over on IMDB.  It stars Kelli Maroney, Tony O'Dell and Russell Todd.  "Eight teenagers are trapped after hours in a high tech shopping mall and pursued by three murderous security robots out of control."  

• They keep talking about this on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
• UGGG, he just said nothing can go wrong...so EVERYTHING will
• Wow the mall was quite different in the 80's!
• This is the 80's at its finest
• So these protector robots are brought to life by the same storm as Johnny 5?

• Traditional 80's boob shot
• Wow the HR department there doesn't mess around with looking at NSFW stuff while on the clock!
• This mall has a locker room for employees?  Awesome!
• Are these robots related to KIT do you think?

• The dialog of this flick is AWESOME!
• Well this party escalated quickly!
• More random 80's boobs!
• Is this too meta?  Showing a bad movie in a bad movie
• YOU'RE THE KING YOU'RE THE KING!  Nice!
• Those are the most ineffective lasers ever!
• Did these things get trained by storm troopers?
• Ah, the flaws of lasers, they can't blast through wood
• These fuckers have C4 explosives?  
• Good thing every sporting store in a mall has automatic weapons!  I LOVE THE 80's!
• Even I can shoot better than these guys and I've never shot before in my life
• Robot blood?

• Read you minds?  Good grief that guy is mentally challenged
• I love it when there is the one character that just screams!
• You could...you know, crawl Susie....never mind that isn't an option anymore
• Stairs, the enemy of the tank treed robot
• However I guess escalators are not!
• Of course the snakes and spiders go right to the girl and climb on her, of course
• I knew that boob flare would come back!
• Why is she crawling?  
• HOLY SHIT!  SHE IS BAD ASS!
• I love modern art
• Why did the paint blow up like that but the propane didn't?

I give this flick a 5/10, only because it had some REALLY bad dialog, like bad for the 80's.  I will say the sound track however almost made up for it.  It was exactly what you'd expect from a horror action flick with robots from the 80's.

This flick is so 80's it hurt to be honest.  From the music to the clothes to the dialog and everything in between.  If you are wondering what the 80's were like this explains it...minus the killer robots...most of the time.  

If you're bored and want to check out a great 80's flick check this out!  Until next time....