Damn you Colbert!!

Stephen Colbert stole my gimmick! That son of a bitch stole the gimmick of saying you have something for someone in your pocket and then flipping them off. I've been doing that for years, maybe even a decade and he stole it! He was talking about suing the Wallstreet Journal for stealing his IPad pocket. Well Mr. Colbert, if that is your real name, if I had a lawyer you would be hearing from him. Sir, I have something for you in my pocket.... ..I.. (that is suppose to be me flipping him off)