2020-06-17 AEW Review

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening....whenever it is you have found this entry.  Today, 2020-06-20, I am checking out the latest AEW Dynamite show from 2020-06-17

• Kenny Omega is out and Adam Page does not get an entrance?  
• So the challengers also do not get an entrance.  Yeah, they are going to win.
• My god Justin Roberts is horrible
• I love me some Dustin Rhodes as those of you who follow my classic reviews know
• Omega just screwed up a drop-down, I have been watching Dustin against enhancement talent in 1994 who could do that 
• Why is Dustin doing flying Frankensteiners?  It is not needed!
• He also just kneed Dustin in the head.  As Dustin's daddy would say Don't do shit you don't know how to do!
• I do like this arena and think AEW would be smart to stay there all the time in my opinion
• It is nice to see QT Marshall get a nice push, he ha always been underrated
• Omega loves to point and gesture 
• Page doing a great hot tag routine
•  Unless you are Fit Finlay you should not do the rolling firemans carry, he is the only person I have seen do it good
• Are Page and Omega the heels here?
• How is Dustin the best performer in AEW?
• Why is QT Marshall doing these moves?  Does everyone have to do dives over the top?
• QT needs to work on his Diamond Cutter but that is one of my favorite versions
• It is the Bunny without the mask....and no longer the bunny...I guess I need to watch Dark
• Good grief that knee looked stiff
• No respect from Omega with that cover, guess the Natural Nightmares push is over
• WTF is Abadon?
• If WWE did that people would be shitting all over it
• Why did they do the Anna Jay segment if she is going to do the JOB
• Okay, so they are going to have Anna Jay join the Dark Order?  I feel like Abadon is a better choice
• The best in the world is coming out!  MJF is better than me and everyone else!
• How is it that old men, guys like Billy and Dustin, are better than most of the roster.  Oh right because they are wrestlers and not "artists"
• Billy has a 9 head going 
• So the best performers in AEW are FTR, MJF, Billy and Dustin.  Throw-in Cody and what do almost all of them, minus MJF, have in common?  Oh right they were trained correctly and spent time in WWE/WCW learning to perform
• It is nice to see Jack Perry brought that little boy to AEW. 
• Mr. Ass is looking really good
• THAT IS NOT RIGHT!  THE REF CANNOT TOUCH A WRESTLER!!!
• MJF has the power of the punch!  Best punch in the business
• That fan should not touch a real man like MJF
• Who is the heavyset guy who cannot keep his pants up?
• Why is Jericho involved with Orange Cassidy?  Is Jericho a comedy act now?
• FRIENDSHIP TIME OUT TONY YOU SON OF A BITCH!
• How is this legal?  Big Swole is literally kidnapping a person!
• That neck tat is awful!
• What the hell did Cody just say?
• Starks need to put on a bit of bulk, looks like a high school kid still in my opinion
• Seriously Justin Roberts is the worst ring announcer ever
• Does Cody have the worst ring gear in AEW?
• I am begging AEW to have a match without a dive.  I dare them actually!
• Starks really is good!
• Starks looked like he did not know what he was doing and Cody was basically walking him through it
• Starks already has a 5 head!
• Starks could be a star if they put him in the ring with guys like Dustin and Billy and let him learn
• Two teams I cannot stand
• The Bucks doing the double bicep is like when Earthquake did it, no real definition
• So the Bucks get what a 30 count in between tags?
• So ref Jimmy Corgan will get into Kip's face for things but the bucks get 30 seconds of double team?
• Okay making Matt flip off his brother popped me
• The Best Tag Team in the World FTR is out!
• Wait...JR is now getting on Havoc for not leaving the ring quickly after a tag?
• ROAD WARRIOR BUCK!!
• I love that the Sharpshooter is a transition spot for the Bucks
• Illegal tag as Nick's feet were not on the mat
• Wait, Matt just splashed Havoc's knees, that is usually a bad thing
• How many finishers are going to be used in this match?
• Road Warrior Buck has injured ribs but can do a double Northern Lights...Okay
• FTR should just beat the hell out of The Bucks
• Yeah, Taz is a body guy ha ha
• Is Mox trying to channel Heath Ledgers Joker at times?
• Seriously how does Justin Roberts have a job?
• Why did Chuck take his shirt off?  
• I realize that wrestlers does not need to have bodies like Billy or Brian Cage but Chuck and Jericho to a certain extent really look out of shape.  Jericho at least has age as a reason Chuck has never looked good in his career.  
• Oh and for the record I am a fat ass but I am not on TV with my shirt off or a professional athlete
• Matt Hardy does not have a career as an announcer after he stops wrestling
• If Trent would get away from Chuck he could be a major star in my opinion.  Give him a personality and maybe a manager and we are off to the races!
• This is easily the best match for the Best Friends and this is because of Jericho.  Again it shows that Jericho and the vets are what we need more of and Omega and their ilk we need less of
• Chuck looks like he is about to pass out, he is as red as Shane McMahon in a match!
• Looks like me after running a few miles
• Really?  Someone is going to fight out of the Lion Tamer?  Seriously?
• Who in the blue hell is legal?
• Good grief Chuck has man boobs!
• Orange Cassidy is the most unintimidating person ever I think

A good show but why does every match go 20 minutes with 20 false finishes?  That is the major complaint I have for this show.  It is big move after big move with kickout after kickout.  Overall a fun show for the most part minus the Bucks.  I just cannot get into them.  They are not believable at all and I am sorry if people disagree with me.  The idea of Colt Cabana and Anna Jay with the Dark Order has me slighting interested in them.  MJF is the man!  Jericho, while out of shape, is still better than 90% of the roster.  I will be watching next week and will continue to review when I can.  Until next time....Abyssinia!

RESULTS

• Kenny Omega/Adam Page (AEW Tag Team Champions) def. QT Marshall/Dustin Rhodes for the Titles
• Segment:  Anna Jay
• Abadon def. Anna Jay
• Segment. Brodie Lee/Colt Cabana/Anna Jay
• MJF def. Billy via Submission
• Interview:  Chris Jericho & Sammy Guevara
• Interview:  Britt Baker
• Segment:  Cody (TNT Champion) & Arn Anderson
• Segment:  Ricky Starks
• Cody (TNT Champion) def. Ricky Starks for the Title
• Matt Jackson/Nick Jackson def. Jimmy Havoc/Kip Sabin
• Segment:  Taz & Brian Cage
• Segment. Jon Moxley (AEW Champion)
• Segment:  Rebel & Britt Baker
• Trent/Chuck def. Sammy Guevara/Chris Jericho