2020/02/06

Movie Review: Missing Link



Good morning, good afternoon, good evening....whenever it is you have found this entry.  Today, with the Oscars nearly upon us (It is 2020-02-01 when I am watching this) it is time to watch one of the films nominated for the best-animated films, Missing Link.  It has a 6.7/10 with 13,999 reviews.  It stars Hugh Jackman, David Walliams, and Stephen Fry.  Lets go see if this is the missing link in animated flicks or just another hoax!
  • I hate this style of animation
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!  If that is what Nessy looks like no wonder she stays hidden!
  • This is one of the best-animated flicks of 2019?  Seriously?
  • Of course, there are going to be some hijinks beyond just hunting Bigfoot
  • Dear lord....no wonder we do not see more claymation
  • Zach Galifianakis and Hugh Jackman must have had a ton of money-driven to their house
  • Where do the jokes start?
  • His Bigfoot Slong?  Is that what he is talking about?
  • What the fuck is that?  A dog?  Seriously?
  • Susan, of course
  • Again...this is one of the best-animated flicks of last year?
  • This is supposedly only 93 minutes and it already feels like I had a birthday watching it
  • If this wins they should just get rid of this category
  • OH MY GOD SUSAN IS EATING YAK SHIT!
  • Why is an African American playing a seemingly Spaniard?  
  • Well they found Yeti tracks easily
  • How do people in movies constantly hang onto things with one hand?  I couldn't do that with two hands and hooks!
  • A lot of people are dying in this kids movie
  • This was just plain painful!
I do not have a lot to say about this but do not watch it.  It was awful.  It is no wonder why it lost 75 million dollars!  Chris Butler should never EVER be allowed to do anything on film ever!  

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