2016/03/21

400 Days: A Movie Review




I am back folks.  Told you I would be!  This time I watched the flick 400 Days.  It stars Brandon Routh, Dane Cook and Caity Lotz.  "With their four hundred day mission simulation nearing completion, four astronauts begin to feel that something is amiss."  It was made by SyFy but not a made for TV flick.  Enough of this stuff, lets start the fun!
  • Roth as a drunk is so weird after watching him on Arrow and Legends and Chuck.  
  • Damn I just want to punch Dane Cook in the face!
  • White Canary is in this too?  I think Wells is as well.  Its like a DC Universe trial run!
  • Gross recycled pee!
  • That really is some simulation
  • I'd love to go into this type situation/experiment/simulation
  • Roth's girlfriend, White Canary, has been part of the experiment all along
  • He named the mouse?
  • Damn Cooks character is a jerk!
  • I feel like this is one of the vaults in Fallout
  • And Cook is quite the hound in all ways
  • This is quite interesting and I think would make an fascinating real life experiment
  • Oh yeah White Canary is in on it.  We have yet to see her take one of her shots
  • Well that was unsettling
  • Wait...this is a SyFy flick?  It isn't bad for a TV SyFy flick
  • Wait again...perhaps not a SyFy TV movie...who knows
  • Is it still Earth?
  • My guess it that they moved them to some sound stage type place
  • Obviously not the moon, because they could breath
  • No other known planet has oxygen
  • Tranquility huh?
  • Why are there still lights on
  • Damn Wells is creepy as sin
  • The moon got exploded?
  • Roth has made a few mistakes:  Never should have opened the main hatch.  Should have left half the crew at ship.  Never follow a map to the only place in miles you can see that has lights
  • Of course the lights go out now
  • Is it possible this is all a bad dream of Roths
  • ITS PEOPLE!  THE SOUP IS PEOPLE!
  • Still think White Canary is in on this
  • Busted!  Sorry White Canary
  • That is how you end it?
Well that was interesting.  Lets start with a rating.  I give it a 6/10.  It isn't bad at all but the ending left a bad taste in my mouth...well the lack of an ending.  

I found the film to be really enjoyable till the very end where the lack of an ending disturbed me.  I realize that to some extent we all continue the stories of movies in our mind often. but in this case we didn't get an ending, a resolution.  

I get what they were doing.  They were allowing us to come to our own conclusion.  Was it all like Cook said, part of the experiment?  Were they all in on it?  I mean yes Roth did seeming cripple one and possibly kill the other but that's it.  We don't see Canary kill Wells.  We don't see anything happen to Cook and the Bug character.  So it is possible that it was all part of the test.  

The acting was great as you'd imagine with the cast.  Hell even Cook wasn't bad!  There were a few scifi classic references in there as well.  From a pure film making stand point there wasn't any major flaws.

From a story telling stand point there were a few.  I felt the history of Bug's character could have been better and things were missing.  Also I feel like some of the thing that we were expected or pushed to look into were then never explained.  The shots.  The pills Canary was taking.  Why was Canary trying to contact mission control on her own stressing she was alone.  Too many loose ends with a flick only 90 minutes.  Another 10 or 15 minutes to explain things.

Overall not a bad flick at all.  If you're bored find a copy of it.  

2016/03/12

V/H/S Viral: A movie review




I am back boys and girls after an extended absence.  I've had a lot of changes in my life but I will return to trying to do these once a week or so!  Today I return with V/H/S: Viral.  "A Los Angeles police chase sends a fame-obsessed man on a wild ride to save his girlfriend from a cybernetic terror."  That is one of the stories in this.  There is one about a magician and others as well.  
  • Is this Cloverfield with less talented actors?
  • Well this is weird.
  • I think I've seen the weird phone call message thing before...oh right Stephen King has a whole book about it!
  • Dante is pretty cool!
  • Real magic would be SO cool
  • So you sacrifice a few people, you have to break a few eggs to make an omelet right.
  • Is that an ice cream truck they're chasing?  Is that what is hypnotizing people?  Is his girlfriend now in the truck?  I'm confused
  • well that is kind of gross and violent!  My feet hurt
  • Uggg, subtitles
  • A dimensional portal?  COOL!
  • So....parallel universe Marta is a call girl
  • Maybe not....I'm not sure exactly what is going on here.  Demon ritual perhaps
  • Well that is unsettling.  Glowing eyes and mouths are never good!
  • Well I didn't see that coming...
  • Parallel Universes are weird!
  • Wait...did I turn on Teeth instead?
  • This flick is weird as shit!
  • I hate skateboarders!
  • I hope all these skateboard people DIE!
  • OH SHIT!  IT HATE THE CAMERA!
  • Well this camera man is REALLY creepy
  • This is one strange ass movie!  I thought the first one was weird but wow!
  • And we have the return of feet guy!
  • WHAT THE FUCK?
Okay that was fucked up!  I mean it isn't suppose to be normal but good grief that was behind weird! Magnet is full of weird movies but man this is up there.  The dick and vagina monsters were right up there with some of the weirdest things I've seen in a movie.

I guess I need to give it a rating huh?  I don't know...I guess I'll go with 4 out 10.  It wasn't horrible but a lot of unknown/left to your own ideas in this which I didn't like.

The acting was okay at best although the magician storyline was pretty good and the storyline itself was great and the acting was very good as well.  If that wasn't there I don't know if I would have rated this flick so high.

It is currently on Netflix and I'd check it out there.  Other then that I'm not sure if it is worth paying for.

Movies you might see reviews of in the near future include 400 Days and Zombies vs. Bigfoot!  Let me know if my dozens and dozens of fans have a flick they want to see reviewed and I'll gladly do it.  Until next time, which hopefully won't be as long...Abyssinia!!